The prize for the most beautiful of the gods

I finally figured out how to change this, GDI I'm FREE and am also over 18

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[fifty-shades-of-umbridge]

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

am i having a stroke

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

[accessibleposts]

They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

[rescue-ram]

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

[tygermama]

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

[thefloatingstone]

Here is feuerschwanz performing a live metal cover of it at 2024’s Wacken to a crowd of 80 000

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[dat-soldier]

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

[asummersarah]

get her ass again arin🤭

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[parakeet]

[stemmmm]

just testing something out

[chocolateblazewolf]

dhfhidjsgdu Screenpet gimme jail screen pet pls pls pls!

[smallpwbbles]

This audio just felt so Jax coded to me so in the au it goes

[ghghgghghgh]

i don't know why but sounds like me and my dad

Like i can be doing the most random thing ever and he is like "i was gone for 5 seconds and you do this?" And i'm like "yea:3"

[needywetthing]

[the-quasar-hero]

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

[lordmeowdemort]

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

[chocolateblazewolf]

Just you wait till I'm in hell

[rialtostation]

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

[catgirlbignaturals]

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

[theconcealedweapon]

[smallerontheoutside]

btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op

[smallerontheoutside]

#this post deserves #10k notes #perchance.

ehh no actuallly it does not

[jestrogames]

Unfortunately for you, Tumblr is a site where the opinion least regarded on deserves notes is the original poster, sooo

@walmart-the-official

[smallerontheoutside]

well. it's been over a month and we're not even at 1k yet, so I think I'm safe. perhaps 😌

[smallerontheoutside]

....nate I'm really sorry I laughed at you for having posts with thousands of notes. don't do this to me

[krakenartificer]

I guess this isn’t common knowledge? So I guess I’ll put it here?

Very few popular posts blow up all at one time. Most of them will get waves of notes over time — like today I’m getting a bunch of notes on a post that first blew up several months ago. Every once in a while my notes spike and I have to go see which of my popular posts is making the rounds again.

And some don’t blow up at all for ages, and then get popular out of nowhere. Like, the original “this idiot hasn’t seen Goncharov” post was quietly circulating around Tumblr for years before the Goncharov “thing” happened. Never Gonna Give You Up was a perfectly ordinary 80s pop song from 1987 until 2006.

There is no time limit and there is no end. Random internet fame can strike anyone at any time for no reason at all. Don’t think you’re safe because a single month has passed.

[smallerontheoutside]

you're right you're right I'm sorry, I was just hopeful it had been forgotten because the notes were mostly my mutuals, but that one's on me :')

[krakenartificer]

Alas, we all gotta find out somehow.

RIP to your notes 😔

[cafinmyveins]

i am. learning this. the second goddamn original post i put on this hellsite :(

[vaspider]

Let's blow up OP's notes with mama.

[videogameoutofcontext]

[holishkes]

Hey, uh. What was this

[jervae]

This had me fucking screaming at 2 am

[fearsomeandwretched]

Transphobia is so antithetical to genuine feminism it blows my mind there's such a wide overlap like you either believe in autonomy and self determination or you don't

[jv]

One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman.

That's probably the most famous quote from Simone De Beauvoir. In the probably the most fundamental book for feminism ever written.

A very significant chunk of feminist thinkers have spent their lives and opus defining gender as a social construct and detaching it from biological sex.

And now, somehow, we have people defining themselves as "gender critical feminists". A concept that makes so much sense as "flat-earther astronaut"

[chocolateblazewolf]

Okay got me with the "Flat-earther astronaut". But yeah, I remember college mysoginy all being branches of 'Girls are born in makeup to like doll' only for transphobes to be like 'Girl born will die for doll' or whatever.

[ripeteeth]

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

[ripeteeth]

you're welcome

[ripeteeth]

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

[ripeteeth]

whoa whoa whoa in this house we love pathetic babygirl victor frankenstein

[ripeteeth]

if this hits 100k, i'll shame another literary character via booty shorts

[celestialalignment]

@rox-and-prose ?