someone stop me please

call me cocoa • she/her • literally just whatever piques my interest (including hornyposting) • i love my partner sm you may hear about her

[iveoy]

watcher grian probably moping

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[cometiny]

It's important to have a weird nerd friend

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[draconym]

Bothers me when the distinction between Witch and Wizard is drawn according to gender. The Witch/Wizard distinction is one of class. Wizards live in towers and have cursed artifacts. Witches live in shacks and have crooked teeth.

[draconym]

Both witches and wizards can be evil, of course. But when a witch is evil they turn you into a frog. When a wizard is evil they try to tear a hole in reality or raise an undead army. You don't see witches doing that shit because they're working class.

[ecoeschatologist]

The witch is looked down upon because they are competition to the hierarchical work of wizardry; they present an alternative to state monopoly on magic.

[draconym]

Absolutely. Witches perform folk magic--you'd never catch a wizard getting overly preoccupied with practical magic like soothing ulcers or curing the flu, but witches are always brewing up stuff for those kinds of reasons.

Magic is like programming. When it's seen as practical and tedious, it's "women's work." When it's seen as academic and intellectual, you get a huge salary and an audience with the king.

[teaboot]

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

[teaboot]

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

[teaboot]

Man with the power to end any conversation

[divorcedbasil]

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

[phinarei]

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

[dbdauplifts]

George Rexstrew is appearing in the short film Chinese Takeaway! 🥡❤️

They're crowdfunding to cover production costs and need your help!

Written and directed by Jessica Hof, Chinese Takeaway is a dark comedy thriller about what you can get through with your best friend by your side. It aims to depict women not as accessories to the story, "useless and screaming" as they can often be diminished to in the horror genre, but to emphasize the strength and endurance of female friendship, even in the most outrageous and thrill-inducing circumstances.

The description of the film is as follows:

Once upon a time at university, two girls find a flatmate who loves his nightly Chinese takeaway. Until he disappears…leaving a body behind.

They're currently at £2,230.00 raised of their £12,000.00 goal. If you'd like to help support this project, you can donate to their Greenlit Campaign HERE and follow them on Instagram HERE!

[byjove]

[ihavereallydumbideas]

i thought that said transfem

[byjove]

I’m a trans man but transfem-ing from a frog to a butch princess would be a pretty cool thing for a fairy tale character to do.

[baroquepopcorn]

Why does it have to be a butch princess?

[byjove]

because the person depicted in my collage was not performing traditional princess femininity...

[gaytanic-panic]

[winter-rabbit-2]

This is what that one post was taking about.

You can be as offended as possible about the language used, or you can look at the actual intent behind the words.

This man grew up in a time when trans people used that word for themselves. He probably hung out with a few often enough and just absorbed the language.

He was very much using it in a positive context. The barista he’s referring too is probably the only one that makes his favorite drink just right.

This is why Queer elders get so annoyed with the younger members of the community. Too focused on policing the terms people use while there are far bigger problems we are all dealing with.

[dancinbutterfly]

#this is all true#baby gays PLEASE learn that the words you scream at people online for are still in active use AMONG OUR COMMUNITY IN REAL LIFE#there are trans people who refer to themselves as trannies & transssexuals. there are lesbians who call themselves bulldykes. gay men who#call ourselves faggots. and it's done not in a self-effacing way but in honest joy and reclamation and it is NOT your place as#self-appointed keyboard warriors to bitch at us to stop. YOU'RE the new ones here. learn the culture if you want to survive.#and make the fucking effort to go meet queer people older than 20 in meatspace for FUCK'S sake#i get that you didn't get the trial by fire that the rest of us got but we'll be goddamned if we're gonna let you tell us we're not allowed#to be in OUR spaces smelling like smoke#old man yells at cloud#queerdom#trans matters#twitter dot com#blog together queue alone

This.

I'm 30something and new(a year and change) to my transition and you can pry tranny from my cold dead hands.

I'm also a gay man and you can pull faggot out of my clenched teeth.

I stood on the outside for decades like an orphan in the rain but I never stopped fighting the good fight as an "ally" and now I'm inside I will say and do whatever I fucking want forever because those words feel right on me.

It's fun and it's sexy and its mine and just fuck all the way off. I didn't walk alone through the dark for 25 years to get here to be told by angry children with anxiety what I am not allowed to do.

[sunderwight]

This is part of what "kill the cop in your head" means, btw.

Stop looking for Rules to follow or punish people for not following, pay the most attention to actions, intentions, and consequences.

[the-haiku-bot]

This is part of what

“kill the cop in your head” means,

btw.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[isuggestrespecttranspeople]

Proudly queer

[cornpopwasframed]

Not Queer as in my Identity.

Queer as in, "What are you a fuckin cop?"

[isuggestrespecttranspeople]

I mean I’m also queer as my identity but honestly slay

[the-haiku-bot]

I mean I’m also

queer as my identity

but honestly slay

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sam-art21321]

✨After Hours✨

*Please do NOT repost/use/edit/train AI programs with my work*

[emryses]

underrated dead boy detectives moment...2 me....is when crystal tells the boys her full name and edwin looks like he's having the deepest internal struggle between wanting to be supportive of her getting her memories back and making fun of her So Fucking Bad.

[kailovescoffe]

[drazhaq]

"Wait,, we don't like this person? Ok then" -Lucifer

[avanori]

Alastor "I don't enjoy touching" when he is near Lucifer be like