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On the line

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the

scrims

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

scrims

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

h0

all of these ALSO coexist, specially in a p!nk concert

naidje

P!NK later that night in her hotel room:

pavlover-boy

big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere

perplexi

Zag's in the zone ✨

(gif ver)

boybeetles

Okay so why are people treating a trans man playing on a womens soccer team in Minnesota as a win. Why are queer news places saying ‘hes making history’ by playing on the women’s team.

‘Trans men are excluded and unsafe on mens teams - so a trans man instead plays on womens team. This is somehow a win and the team releases a statement on how #inclusive they are’ ❓how is this a feel good story

boybeetles

You know whenever I see ‘feel-good’ stories about trans men being in women’s spaces - I really sit and wonder if those spaces allow trans women. Or is the only inclusion they do of trans people when they are still enforcing the sex binary onto trans men.

Because a lot of times I’ve seen ‘womens groups’ go ‘look how inclusive we are! We have one trans man. Oh trans women?…. Uh we dont have any because we dont allow them’

transgothmog

to me it just reads as "Heartwarming: trans man organizationally considered a woman; trans women still excluded, don't worry!"

it's for real indistinguishable from the most basic, overt transphobia out there

valtsv

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

valtsv

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

conquerorwurm

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

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manipulated-pieces

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

valtsv

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

valtsv

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

valtsv

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

shotofchinaco

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

charlesoberonn

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

charlesoberonn

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

charlesoberonn

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

hyperlexichypatia

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.