Fuggedaboutit

Cookie 27 She/her

[poolboydivision]

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[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[pixlatedvampire]

hi the literal whole entire reason i made these was bc i watched this 10 sec clip on youtube pls watch

[quasi-normalcy]

99% of dying empires stop their desperate military adventurism right before it succeeds brilliantly and propels them to a new 10,000-year golden age.

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[stupidpetface]

[fritolaycorporation]

here at frito lays company building, we have always belueved that organic life is aplague upon this world that must be eradicated at all costs

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[guooey]

[guooey]

[guooey]

Newest edition

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[pinqui]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]