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I just saw a beta chud suckjack fuck chudster larper cross the street and get ripped to shreds by animals of all species

pukicho

He lived for one nanosecond

pukicho

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

pukicho

I meant more like a skill or something

evilwizard

My Wizard Academy Dropout Ex-Nemesis’s Super Secret Second Life As A Cat: Will He Break The Curse Or Lose All Nine Lives In The Dungeon Tower Playing As A Noob Even Though We Already Found The Overload’s Dark Sword—With A Romantic Prince Inside Who’s Fated To Kill The Antihero! But Wait—That’s Me?? My Second Chance… This Time With The Power Of The Lost Emperor’s Pet Lion’s Dad On My Side! With Vampires!! In Modern Day France??!

un-undeadwizard

Great Wizard, please have your tower checked for any leaks of dangerous chemicals. I fear that you might be affected by the infamous "carbon monoxide"

evilwizard

My Tower Got Filled With Carbon Monoxide And Now I Can Only Communicate Via Manwha Titles! (BL)

luxlightly

WoD lore is wild because you play the video games and you're like "okok cool. Vampires with some kind of cool bells and whistles and sort of a magic system. I get it" and then you read any of the lore from the TTRPG and it's like "The Tzimisce Antediluvian is a hundreds of mile wide fungal colony under the New York Tri-state area" and it's like "oh ok."

mel-155-a

Don't forget about the demon possessed mountain range, space being fake, and the evil BDSM werewolf queen who can only speak by shouting.

f4ggydog

me because I have an unhealthy addiction to characters being evil

catharticscream

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

animentality

papayajuan2019

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

dankmemeuniversity

geyfrog

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

geyfrog

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

gigglepuffpixie

S'ghetti Closet

nyxwoven

behindnightmaresanddreams

pretentiouslimericks

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”