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We all know that with tfa megop Optimus has scary dog privilege, but I want to talk about how Optimus gives Megatron poison dart frog privilege.

darkmodepls

TFA Optimus is a deranged little tactical genius with self-worth issues.

If Megatron ever managed to complement him without coming across as back-handed or insincere, it would be all over for the Autobots.

darkmodepls

@coffee-and-cake

cikero

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

cikero

bonyassfish

No place for a little seal

meangirlnurse

choppedkingliver

Someone get the lil' guy his pizza 🍕

3000s

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

allthingswhumpyandangsty

not my tweet but I thought it would be a good psa for artists here too

ayy-junipei

Oh this is a common scam I find at work. Any file that:

isn't jpg, jpeg, pdf, or png

Is a file extension you don't recognise (this one is a visual basic file, used for scripting, but others like exe or bat are used)

has a very low or unexpected file size (this one's is less than 1KB, or 0.001MB, a good reference should be at least 500KB)

Is likely a scam. Stay safe kids.

popsunner

unashamedly-pratchett

…okay so what if the problem with the taomeba never happened on the way back home. What if the radiation never got onto the Blip-A. What if Rocky ended up back on Erid, and Grace made it back to Earth. What if they missed each other desperately forever.

What if Grace made a lopsided crochet Rocky and cuddled it every night.

What if Rocky couldn’t stop making xenonite puppets of his alien friend.

What if I made myself cry, what about that? Huh? What then?

vivienne-faustina

Sacabambaspis plushie...

voidsetup1

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Hey. Things are going to get better.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

You cannot prevent it.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Have A Good Day, Bitch

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

pseudomantis

What the fuck

astarlingdiscovery

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

[x] [x]

bogleech

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

ceanothusspinosus

foot to head ratio off the charts

choppedkingliver

BEHOLD! A MAN!

thickness-protection-program

No y'know what fuck you I hope your flop post gets 50k overnight

thickness-protection-program

To everyone in the notes who tried deflecting my curse back onto me

You missed!

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

urban-homesteading

Thinking about a girl I grew up with who spun her dog's fur into yarn, then knitted gloves out of the yarn and how all the other kids made fun of her mercilessly for it.

And how she's now used those gloves for over thirty winters and each time she puts them on, she gets to pet her beloved dog's fur even though Ginger is long gone. And how even though her bones have long since been swallowed by the earth, Ginger is still protecting her owner from the cold.

Just an ancient pact, passed down from the earliest dogs that slept beside humans to keep us warm, continuing on for decades after one of their deaths.