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I Will Be Tagging My Loch Ness Bear Reblogs as #lochnessbear, to the best of my ability. if you don't want to see them all, block the tag now.
crying screaming throwing up thinking about, for some reason, Swindle EARNESTLY trying to warn everyone of an incoming disaster and nobody listens to him because they think it's another scam
The boy who cried wolf.
EXACTLY
i like to think that some people believe him at the 11th hour when he starts offering things like weapons or supplies for free/no strings attached, meanwhile some people are immediately ten thousand percent more suspicious. Because on the one hand, this now reeks to high hell of a scam. But on the other hand, that is incredibly out of character for him, and he’s clearly still running scams that are entirely unrelated to the thing he’s claiming. And then there’s people like Red Alert who don’t necessarily believe him, but they feel that they can’t afford to not prepare just in case. And maybe a few people who are bored and figure that they’ll sacrifice a few shanix just to see what he’s trying to pull this time, and maybe they’ll get a fun story out of it to tell in a thousand years.
I keep thinking about that scene in “Secret Identity Crisis” where Max could’ve been outed for sure if Dredd had just siphoned from him on that bus. Like, there’s no coming back from that, holo bots or not. It’s wraps for anyone’s plausible deniability.
AU where Max Steel’s secret identity doesn’t last a week. And all the many, many consequences that entails.
i love that the only reason max isnt outed in canon is bc dredd is absolutely confident who he is the moment he lays eyes on him. he’s 100% correct but damn. good thing he looks just like his dad (well bad thing really since thats why dredd made the connection instead of like. deciding to hold the bus hostage to lure max steel out.)
(also i love using the end of that ep as one of the things syd cites when she’s like ‘yea i figured out your secret identity via logic’. specifically the whole ‘max steel will go out of his way to save everyone…. except max mcgrath, who had to climb his way back up after being flung off a bridge.’)
I have an idea and all it cost me was taking ten thousand screenshots of the kids on that bus to get an accurate head count.
Who all move around a lot between shots, by the way. Like, a lot.
We have Butch and Sydney, plus Kirby who’s never in any shots he’s not the focus of. As well as nine Npc students (eleven if we count the two who don’t appear more than once, but I’m not gonna) and the bus driver who fainted when Dredd arrived that we never see regain consciousness.
But we’ll get back to them.
you know who also played himself? forge
if he had waited like five minutes to lecture max and steel (or done it on the jet instead) he would not have ended up with a stubborn group of teenagers to deal with. truly a fumble of epic proportions.
would he even take them to a proper n-tek base for training or would he get them set up elsewhere? after all, while the sims in the base are really useful, letting them know where it is is extra intel he doesn't have to give them.
Forge’s need to reprimand his nephew for putting himself in danger has just landed him with a massive headache. Karma is real.
Those kids are never going to see a proper NTek base if he can help it. Forge isn’t taking them seriously and as such they get no clearance until the world is literally ending. Since that’s not happening yet, a warehouse to do drills in will suffice.
Berto and Steel get to have fun making more covert weapons for these kids to carry after they have enough training to prove they can be trusted not to blow their own limbs off.
I don’t have names for these kids but I do have roles I want to assign them:
the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible
the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible
the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible
Hi new Tumblr users
Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based
Aka if I look up the “Wendell and Wild” tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild ONLY. Same with any other random tag searched
If I spy a selfie, a random neighborhood, or any other kind of “insta” post trying to take likes for a popular hashtag, I’m reporting you for spam. Most other long term users will too and your acct will be fast tracked as a spam blogger and blocked.
You will not ruin the last non corporate site for us, especially by trying to treat this site like influencers matter. If you get popular, it’s bc you’re a clown w a skill not bc your hot or rich or skinny, got it?
#holy shit at people in the notes this isn't 'tyrannical' it's basic courtesy AND against the tos #the spam report button is easily accessible for this exact reason #cross tagging is absolutely reportable spam according to tos so just don't do it #it also doesn't get you any more notes it just pisses people off
Like for real guys: This is against TOS. It is not allowed. It is spam. IT is not less spam because you are not a botfarm. Don't do it.
People (me) will report you for this (I will). If you are spamming the tags, someone (again, me) will click the little report button (and I will enjoy doing it) every time they (I) see your unrelated posts clogging their (my) search.
Do not tempt me.
I will add that nine times out of ten, it is obviously, verifiably spam. Like, links to random websites, porn, ads for shit, scams, all that jazz.
So if I see your post in the mix, I will treat it the exact same way.
getting a note on a super old post
reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind
Pride flags from Transformers day #9 - Original Arospec flag and Agender/Hound
David Cleary!
i'm in Ireland and the search for that bastards name is still blocked and hidden... the legnths the british go to defend and protect their instruments of colonialism and violence is beyond belief. no justice for the victims and yet every measure taken to protect David James Cleary and his fellow murderers.
Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it's a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.
if you complain about the Chinese government covering up Tianamen Square, then complain about this, too.
"It's unsafe for you to remove the steel suit, yes? But, through the use of sophisticated holographic refraction processes and advanced tactile warping algorithms I can make it seem as though you're wearing your everyday attire." - Steel, S1 E2
———
I have. So many questions. Possibly more than I started with.
Does Max ever actually remove the helmet or does it just look like he does? Actually no nvm we see him eat things—
Are the tactile warping algorithms just meant to change the texture of Max’s “clothes” for other people or does it affect the way they feel to him? If someone touches what looks like bare skin does Max feel a difference in tactile input? Is it actually bare skin??
If it’s not in camo mode does Max have the same sense of touch as if it is? Or is it different? I keep staring at the blue palms of his suit’s gloves and wondering if that’s highlighted for aesthetic purposes or functional ones.
(I also have logistics questions that kinda don’t matter if I just choose to ignore them. Which I will be doing because I don’t think it really matters how showering works with this. I have more important questions.)
Like, can Steel dye Max’s hair??? I’d need to look into how temporary hair dye works (and regular dyes, for that matter) but they’re working with light refraction here so I don’t think pigments would come into play at all. Failing that, wig??
…
God the mental image of Distress!Max and his Steel arguing in a one-person gas station bathroom about what hairstyle he should have.
Steel wants to go with something sooo edgy because they’re rebels, Max! Nobody understands them or their mission! It’s them against the world! They gotta go black and red stripes!! Spiky! No wait, bangs so long they—
Max, who is on his second gas station coffee this hour, grips the sink and says that if Steel makes him look as ridiculous as he did last week he’s going to cause a blackout so massive that NTek will be able to look in this general direction and know they’re here.
Steel just kinda floats there for a second. Then pitches, “platinum with black tips?”
“…that would look cool.”
They finally get to leave the bathroom. And Steel shoplifts some snacks on their way out.
love love love love LOVE stories where there's some high concept magic power that's too complex to be used by/represented in one character on their own so instead you get two characters (or alternatively one character and one ancient artifact) that each embody different parts of it and have to put their powers together to access the magic's full potential
…cause it’s glowing (¬_¬)
I keep thinking about that scene in “Secret Identity Crisis” where Max could’ve been outed for sure if Dredd had just siphoned from him on that bus. Like, there’s no coming back from that, holo bots or not. It’s wraps for anyone’s plausible deniability.
AU where Max Steel’s secret identity doesn’t last a week. And all the many, many consequences that entails.
Recipe for a Sam Vincent character
Total brat
Silly Lil guy
TraumaTM
Can and will fist fight Mark Oliver (does not matter if he has hands or not)
Unnecessary backflips
Trees just freaking hate this dude
Bad jokes
something i really like about the transformations in max steel is their physicality. its not just a pretty light show, those plates are flying off of and around max’s body with force. they can and have launched things and enemies away from him.