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#The Owl House

time-woods

Know ur tism turtles!! Just some comparisons/differences of the designs (slander of which is better shall not be tolerated, i love them both equally)

#Rottmnt

lollytea

Huntlow is a jock and nerd couple, but the glasses girl is the jock and the former antagonist boy is the nerd

Yes absolutely. More specifically Willow is a jock with nerd tendencies and Hunter is a nerd with jock tendencies.

Willow is a hardass who pumps iron every morning and evening and is the Captain of her own sports team and can throw Hunter over her shoulder without breaking a sweat. She also says shit like "I'm a sneaky sneakster >:3". She giggles over silly stuff like thumb wrestling. She's got a framed poster of all the different types of leaves on her wall. She wears socks with mushrooms on them. She squeals at the premise of a sleepover with her friends. She's a relentless shutterbug. She sees Hunter in his dumb star trek cosplay and thinks he's the COOLEST GUY EVER.

Hunter is a dork who blushes when the girl he likes flirts with him. He loves reading and studying and rambling about topics that interest him. He wears soft sweaters and sews patches into his ripped jeans because God forbid he be cool. He is obsessed with a sci fi book series and dresses up as his favourite character. He's also professionally trained in combat and can expertly disarm somebody and beat them to a pulp with nothing but a stick. He can parkour up a roof. He is also pretty sporty and is the star player on Willow's flyer derby team.

They have LAYERS!!!

Volume up

(This is Device Orchestra by the way)

1989nihil

imagine a collab between Paweł Zadrożniak, aka. Floppotron guy and the Device Orchestra

cipheramnesia

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

saint-batrick

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

cipheramnesia

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

hypercam2-mp4

this put such a vivid image in my head i needed to make it real as soon as i got home

cipheramnesia

This makes me indescribably overjoyed.

fischotterkunst

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

fischotterkunst

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change.

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things.

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

hideousgourd

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

june-egbert-official

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

neil-gaiman

It would.

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

lizluvscupcakes

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can’t be happening

oysters-aint-for-me

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

tungsten-moon

I figured out roughly how many notes it’s been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we’ll be far past 666k

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I’ve underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

moonlarking

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

catgirlcaliphate

OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there’s one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it’s a challenge.

saint-batrick

i normally hate these “oh noo don’t give me a ton of notes” posts but this one? this one i love.

posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. 💜

solarmama-plantsareneat

Let’s all practice self care if this post hits the magic number…

purpleblobfrompluto

Yes

purpleblobfrompluto

YALL HELP US

@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables

purpleblobfrompluto

Op telling us we’ll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):

Us:

I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now

When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke

I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if I’m lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha

But then, something happened, something I didn’t expect

People actually began to… like it? And… reblog? And comment?

Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post

Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised I’d made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes

But… the notes just got more frequent from there

And it started to hit me just what was happening

For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling

A feeling I wasn’t used to

It was like… all of a sudden… I mattered…

My existance was actually noteworthy

People actually… cared?

It wasn’t a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something

Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out

Leaving messages and well wishes

Making me smile

Making me laugh

Funny comments

Jokes

Fun facts

Even simple comments

It all suddenly felt so real

This was never a joke to you

This was important

And I won’t let any of that go in vain

So… stay tuned I suppose

I’ll look after myself, and I’ll post proof of it too

I’ll catalogue every time I put my health first

Physical and mental

I’ll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days

But most of all

I won’t forget this

Any of this

Ever

(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)

@deepsea-bathyna @royalsampaguita @timeturnerturns @twerkyvulture @reblogspamletsgoooo @gender-crisis-time @obsidianstrawberrymilk @shana-rosee @thefandombringer @sunshinedarlingiloveyou @bregee13 @moonlarking-blog @arcan6yo @crazyw3irdo @xinea @ghastmaskzombie @killthestairs @abalidoth @leesbian42

kittydesade

THIS ONE. REBLOG THIS ONE. LET’S GO SELF CARE 2023

turquoisespace35

I made a huntlow animatic ^^