chorui

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

[choruii]

my life is so awesome my friend just came over to help me recaulk my kitchen sink AND she gave me chocolate chip cookies. like a dozen of em!!

[choruii]

i warmed 2 of them up in the microwave so the chocolate got all melty and they're ssssooooo good

[choruii]

my life is so awesome my friend just came over to help me recaulk my kitchen sink AND she gave me chocolate chip cookies. like a dozen of em!!

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[dead-mans-ear]

some recent summer pages 🐚

[zoesrkives]

Todays common place update : i wrote a very random entry on flying fish 🐟 its cute though so its okay!

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[househunting]

$469,000/5 br/2 ba/1,860 sq ft

Philadelphia, PA

built in 1915

{hh insta}

[excessivebookshelf]

Macdonald Book Shop in Estes Park, Colorado

[therefugeofbooks]

got free coffee and now this bookstore has my heart 💫

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the way people use the word "chic" is so fascinating to me

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[beaft]

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

[beaft]

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying cheerfully "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

[choruii]

cats love beating the shit out of each other right outside the bedroom door when im trying to take a nap. it's like their favorite thing to do

[simena]

After the Ball - Charles Baugniet

[zendeyas]

Zendaya wearing MATIERES – New York premiere of The Odyssey

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram