Oh donut even.

Im 21 bitches. Lit AF. Also I like Donuts.

[pancakeke]

look at this cursed ass kitchen drawer I just saw on google images

[fallingtowers]

i go to the kitchen at 3 am to drink a gallon of water and the ghost in my house pulls this out and pulverizes both my shins in one fell swoop

[catchymemes]

[have-you-seen-my-cat]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[murdershegoat]

i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

[twilightisgaynow]

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

Is Carly Rae Jepsen Okay?

[hookerlite]

This is art and she is thriving

[thebigblackwolfe]

please tell me y'all get the reference cause i’m gonna feel ancient otherwise

[a-melior-ate]

[thebigblackwolfe]

Thank you baby 😭

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

[maxthetiny]

what’s that shit in your blood? homo goblin?

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

You call yourself a farmer and you don’t have a piece of wheat sticking out of your mouth? disgusting

[navigaero]

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

[enshanomusicbro-deactivated2018]

You’re not going to heaven.

[navigaero]

[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

explain

[mamoru]

g…gamer dress

[mamoru]

this one

[oarfishfever]

[datanazush]

OP you’re missing the best part

[chookiemunster]

You missed the best part. After they said “Unfortunately No”, they also said they were looking to be better than that. So, at least use the whole tweet.

They’re obviously listening to the community.

They’re actually trying

[northisnotup]

[orochiserge]

Yeah I was glad someone posted the full tweet. The gif above is definitely appropriate now

[distressedphilosopher-deactivat]

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

[gideongaius]

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

[soothsaying]

stranger: (crouches down to pat my clown) wow what breed are they?

me: 1930s traveling hobo crossed with a 1980s washed up carnie - we think there might be some french mime in there on the hobo side

clown: (honks a B-flat)

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

[thicceon]

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

[powerfulwizard]

deodorant

[diamondblocc]

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k

[tlffanypollard]

Let us remember one of Tiffany’s greatest moments in Celebrity Big Brother: The task where she had to start rumors about people in the house

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

How to stir the pot

[pepsiprincesa]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[anothergoddamnname]

Oh my god

[beachdeath]

kookaburra: *sits in the old gum tree*