ChrisBTow

Just a weirdo from Germany who thought of conquering the world but then decided to get a tumblr account instead.

[pashionforfashion21allday]

[bestofironictiktok]

[takeman2016]

Holy shit can you imagine looking out your window to see this over across the road.

[mugicha1]

summer looks  ☀️

[mugicha1]

this post is ruining my life

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[thenatsdorf]

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

[emchromatic]

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

[mooglemain]

this is how my voice sounds in my head

[jumex]

I think about this everyday

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[chrisbtow]

This sounds like the noise in the beginning of 'Stronger' by Britney Spears! Is this how it was done?

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[chrisbtow]

I can relate to this on so many levels. I just never said that I hate country music. 💁🏼‍♂️

[theshitneyspears]

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

[luv2scam]

@murryclurr us when we fight

[tyleroakley]

me

[chrisbtow]

This is worth an entire movie

[chrisbtow]

San Francisco Impressions Part II

[chrisbtow]

Saturdays immer SF. | 020416

[chrisbtow]

San Francisco Impressions Part I

[chrisbtow]

Beautiful view from the plane over Greenland earlier today. 🏔 | 300316

[chrisbtow]

First flight starts now. Next stop: Paris CDG. | 300316 | #plane #window #sunrise #colours #airport #readyfordeparture #berlin #paris (hier: Flughafen Berlin Tegel (TXL))

[chrisbtow]

Finally of to San Francisco. See you in 3 weeks, Berlin. | 300316 | #travel #airport #berlin #paris #sanfrancisco #jetset #passport #ticket #boardingpass #skinnyjeans #vans #instagay #bye #plane #airtraffic (hier: Flughafen Berlin Tegel (TXL))

[chrisbtow]

Holiday coffee with my bestie @andsoannemariewill ❤️☕️🌷 | 280316 | #coffee #tulip #music #instagood #lifeisgood #besties #bffs #instagay #gaygang #spring #balcony #freshnrebel #rockbox

[chrisbtow]

Reflections