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@christmas-elf-offical
bitch please who names their child holly. Sup I’m Cathrine a good 3’2 (I know tall for my age). And Im an elf, ya, whatcha gonna do about it??
hobbies include: watching fires, bugging Santa, eating your cookies, skating with my friends, and critiquing holiday movies.
TO DO LIST for Christmas Eve (TOMORROW!!!)
SUMMON THE COUNCIL
GATHER THE ELVES
FEED THE REINDEER
WRAP THE GIFTS
PAINT THE SLEIGH
GIVE A PEP TALK THIS SEASON'S BEEN SAD AS SHIT-
Did we finish all the presents??? Talk to Peppermint Crisp about that
MAKE CANDY (WE RAN OUT OF CANDY CANES???)
CHECK THE ETERNAL SACK FOR HOLES AND TEARS (we don't want anything to fall into the transdimensional space-time pocket now do we)
CHECK THE WHIMSYMAKER AND JOYSPREADER CAPSULES!! (VERY IMPORTANT)
Cry in Mrs. Clause's arms-
HOST THE ELVEN GAMES (Overdue by about...11 months...)
MAKE GINGERBREAD!!
BRUSH UP ON HOLIDAY TRADITIONS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
MENTALLY PREPARE FOR COOKIES AND MILK (Gosh i really need me some of that-)
PLAN THE CHRISTMAS EVE AFTERGLOW (creatures and cryptids from all around the globe are coming this cannot go wrong!)
CHECK RUDOLPH'S NOSE!
BREAK IN THE NEW COATS
cry
HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! :'D
you got it Santa!!
Dear Santa!
my Christmas tree has been perfectly crafted throughout the year with le poisson steve, heathers slushie, halogear lighting(ooc: It’s a ship for npmd and im not going to tag it cause people will def know it’s me), and some lil animals. I know the curation is fire
do you think Christmas elfs ever consider being familiars? I could really use the help...
FUCK YES!!
I was at work when I saw this and....
This elf has seen some shit man
spitting image
Webbing it up
ooc: I’ve started doing my sisters elf on the shelf so I’m going to be sporting those every day anyways yay!
warming up to a nice cup of special mocha, Santa damn it gotta love it!
could really use a gingerbread with it… maybe Sarah has some at her bakery…
Ranking movie elves on 1-10 scale
Black Friday: 2-10 I’ve never met any self respecting elf who lives in a locker. Wiggly is amazing but Santa clause goes to high school sucks on purpose.
The goes Wrong show: 4-10 pre-determined actors so it’s pretty funny but never seen Santa that zonked. Good media bad potrayal
Santa Clause trilogy: 1-10 might be a teen but not everyone looks like a child, it would be pandemonium! Also only the first one is good.
Nightmare before Christmas: 10-10 those sure are elves! I think I see Debrah’s cookies from here!
Elf: 9-10 pretty good just more neighborhood than random middle of nowhere houses
Elf on the shelf: 0-10 they scare me I don’t dare watch one of the movies
Noelle: I don’t remember a lot from this movie so no score. Twas weird
Aight lets wrap it up
Halloweens over and we all know what comes next
"What about thanksgiving-"
*pew pew*
say that again.
I dare you.
fuck ya!!! Christmasssss!!
