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Stranger Things
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@chronically---tired
I don’t think we appreciate how much Howl’s jacket being casually draped over his shoulders contributes to his Vibe™. Can you imagine how different his whole aesthetic would be if his Jacket was buttoned all the way up
that’s like an entirely different genre of gnc wizard
Hey
Sorry I've been dead for months, life has been...hell. Ily all sm and if you wanna talk, my insta is x.mood.slime.x. Mutual only tho, sorry
The difference between my summer skin tone and my winter skin tone makes me hesitant to believe any skin bleaching rumors about celebrities tbh
You look better light skinned tbh
Ya know at first I was just gonna reply with a clever retort along the lines of “you would sound a lot smarter with your mouth closed”, and call it a day. But tbh I’m not mad at you for saying that, I pity you. You’re just another black woman thats been brainwashed by the media into having that “lightskin is the rightskin” mentality. Hopefully one day you’ll open your eyes and realize that beauty isn’t just Beyonce and Rihanna but also Naomi Campbell, Gabrielle Union and Lupita Nyong’o.😊😌
^^^^^
^^^^^
^^^^^^ and Kelly Rowland
Idc he looks hella cute both light and tanned. I’d date him if he was cool w it.
Well he’s actually a she now so
and she’s gorgeous
*insert heart eyes emoji*
She’s so pretty
I saw this moving in my notes again and thought wow this post is where majority of my followers came from, I should update it.
eXCUSE ME SHE’S BEAUTIFUL???????????????
Yes, she is!!!!! And in both skintones!!!!!
TRANS RIGHTS PLOT TWIST
So beautiful…..
Just trying to get enough money to get the big snip… Desmond Smith needs your support for Aaliyah Transition Fund
ima go ahead and leave this here for you friendly philanthropist types❣️
She started the go fund me in 2018 but she isn’t even at 1/3 soooo yeah. Also she is gorgeous!
also i almost forgot! heres another update!
Her GoFundMe as of July 26, 2020
Her GoFundMe is at 11,055$ as of August 2, 2020
The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
Alucard finding drunk Trevor in a tavern. Again!
T: Shhtop carrying me! 'S embarrassing~
A: We are going home, Trevor.
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it
@oneshoeshort
IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.
Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.
btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222
REBLOG
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THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!
It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).
BONUS:
Bonus #2
Of course I had to show the best part:
For anyone wanting to know the name of the show, it’s called Speechless
Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs
Holly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a secret of the universe
they “forget” anything that doesn’t benefit their side and push their agenda.
Everyone going off in the notes about how this is taken out of context has really never read the gospels have they
Jesus flipped tables because He was pissed that people were capitalizing religion and using it as a tool of personal profit and oppression. Kind of like, I don't know, the whole of conflated American Christianity/Nationalism?
No no no no no no no my mans didn't just flip tables he spent an ENTIRE DAY BRAIDING LEATHER INTO A WHIP SO THAT HE COULD DRIVE THE SALESPEOPLE OUT OF THE TEMPLE
Conservative Christians refuse to admit the fact that Jesus was a POC who was killed by his government for trying to make the world a better place. If you want to look me in the eyes and tell me that Jesus wouldn't stand behind the BLM movement then you need to pick the bible back up and actually read it this time.
Would you consider your transition a remake, remaster, or rerelease?
I’m being actively developed post-launch. The roadmap sees me having some big ole knockers a few years down the line and hopefully my voice will be patched soon.
Stop being funnier than me on my post
alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals
Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business
the covers with women are equally gay
so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity
Vampires and princes are naturally meant to be gay lovers
Pokemon fusions
GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo
“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”
hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives
“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”
@fortooate I had to do it
Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
Oh NO.
me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*
Alicia Archer
my bi heart………
I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS
*dies*
Oh shit.
GAY KNIGHTS
Fellas I’m real gay
“Women” and “People who can become Pregnant” are not synonyms
Not all women can become pregnant. Not everyone who can become pregnant is a woman.
It is important for us to use accurate and specific language when talking about important issues, because we always want to include everyone who is impacted by an issue. Exclusion and erasure are forms of oppression.
Just a heads up, any transphobe that reblogs this with nonsense transphobia will just be blocked. I’m not giving yall bigots a platform. Thanks!
I just found out about Mangalitsa pigs and, ho boy
Goddesses
Moldy bacon.
listen here you absolute clownlicking whelk i am going to hunt you down and forcefeed you your phone and your words
Pigs in a pre-blanket
you complete and utter nitwit, whelks ABSOLUTELY have tongues, they are called radula and are covered in thousands of tiny teeth, here is a cross section
so basically you look like an utter nincompoop. have a whelk, fool
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS A WHELK
whelks are these vicious little fucks
you know conch shells? the fancy smooth ones? whelks are their less fancy, but far sexier cousin. they’re both a type of sea snail (and mollusk). you’ve probably seen whelk shells before:
i say sexier, because while conches are herbivores, whelks are carnivorous atrocities. i’m in love with them. conches are content with algea & plants. whelks took one look at crustaceans and other mollusks and said “THAT. I WANT TO EAT THAT.”
these bastards literally drill holes through other creature’s shells to get to the soft gooey slippery deliciousness inside. these knuckleheads will pry open clams using the edge of their shell and their foot (that’s right, whelks have a muscular foot). sometimes they damage their own damn shells doing this. you know, like a bitch who is done caring.
also, when tiny whelks hatch in their egg casing they tend to eat their siblings, born & unborn. but that’s… not really uncommon in the animal kingdom so i’m not gonna give them extra grief. i’ve got siblings, those relationships can be hard.
(yes that monstrosity is the egg casing. no i don’t want to talk about it)
here fool. have a fat juicy whelk.
i’ve never eaten a whelk but i will one day, i’m told they make good chowder
join us here at @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses next week when we unleash the horror that is the Giant Horse Conch!
