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my roommateâs on jstor and she just whispered âoh fuck yeahâ so thatâs the mood
When you find The Paperâ˘
Traditional Georgian dancing.
date a man who
i cannot even imagine how fit these people are they could kick my ass they could kick muhammad aliâs ass
Let me show you the Aggression of my people⌠through dance.
If your dance doesnât require knee pads and posing en pointe it isnât worth doing.
@dadvans I feel like you can do Things with this
So the last time I reblogged this, someone reblogged from me with a comment along the lines of âwait till you see them with swordsâ. So I went to search it up, and⌠guys. GUYS.
There are actual sparks flying holy shit =O
Woah. (Stick with the second video all the way through the end!)
Discworld is nice Bc half the plots sound like shitposts
Skeleton quits job to become fry cook
Wizards play football
Malls are actually a hive mind who feed on cities
welcome in, have a seat, stay awhile.
first female wizard fights institutional sexism
wizard goes to australia
shakespeare play defeats evil king
labyrinth but with tiny scottish men
cinderella in new orleans
german tourist visits low budget middle earth
A secret society summons a dragon so they could have a âheroâ whoâd listen to them come and slay the dragon and be crowned a king. The dragon burns down the secret societyâs place and gets crowned a king instead. Them the dragon gets arrested.
How the Grim Reaper Saved Christmas.
âIs Everyone Here Trying to Have a Mulan Moment?â
Join the revolution, be your own dad
âCop Was Worried His Holiday Would Be BoringâŚUntil the Goblin Murders Beganâ
Teenaged Grim Reaper vs. eldritch guitar.
A teacher and two identical not-twins save the space-time continuum with chocolate.
repeat of ancient racially motivated battle is prevented by possessed man reciting a bedtime story in a cave
A local ransacked town is saved by bees, girl in ill-fitting armor, violent dancing, spite
loki has died in every movie is he like ok
the lesbians Yelled and were heard
Wait why do lesbians like chris hemsworth? Im not trying to sound condescending or anything but im genuinely puzzled and curious đś
he plays thor and lesbians love thor also he just seems nice! heâs big
Peanut is what myself and Daisy call each other. I actually call her that because of her head, and she calls me that⌠because she thinks Iâm adorable.
ancient greek word of the day: κικοθξĎÎŽĎ (kakotherÄs), unfitted to endure summer heat
this literally means âbad at summerâ pass it on
People Canât Stop Talking About This Dudeâs Awesomely Nerdy Hair
This is amazing!
Spot the protagonist
@anthropwashere please witness IRL yugi hair
If he manages the red streaks Iâll officially call him a god
actually the best part of the lotr cast commentary is getting to hear about sir ian mckellenâs gay agenda
i phrased this as a joke because it is pretty funny but its also worth reading what he said:
IAN: When I suggested to Sean that he took Elijahâs hand it was because I thought anyone who knew the book would care about the deep friendship, often of an innocently physical nature, and that mightâve been missed by two resolutely heterosexual actors who mightnât appreciate that gay people like myself saw in a touch something perhaps more meaningful than others might. So to persuade him to touch Elijah, Iâd say, âWell look, itâs in the book.â
[Sean & Elijah in a separate recording] SEAN: Ian brought the book to me right before we shot it and he said, âNow look here, it says that Sam runs over and grabs Frodoâs hand,â he said. âThe fans of the book are going to want to see that.â I sort ofâI believed it, and I got a fan letter the other day that a neighbor friend handed to me, and it said how much it meant to her that Sam holds Frodoâs hand at that moment because it was something that sheâit was one of the most important moments to her in the book. ELIJAH: Oh, thatâs fantastic. Itâs those subtle little nuances, man. SEAN: So thank you Ian. ELIJAH: Thatâs unbelievable.
Everyone give Terry Crews your power so he can burn Hollywood and its roaches to the ground
You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. Thereâs nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think itâs great, an elite force of women warriors.
âI canât be vegan, I love cheeseâ
Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less harm for animals. Does it look natural that calf canât drink milk so you can taste your piece of cheese?Â
GO VEGAN.Â
WRONG
That calf is wearing a nose tag. Nose tags are put on calves so that they are able to stay with their mothers longer, but are unable to nurse. They donât NEED to nurse as they get older, they just get greedier and pushier and will bash up the cowâs udder and bruise it with their noses.
This nose-tag is so that calves can stay with their mothers, their mothers can remain pain-free and healthy, and nobody is stressed.
Educate yourselves you ignorant fucking tarts.
âŚreally? You donât think it might have anything to do with the milk being stolen for human consumption? At all? Not even a tiny bit?
Militant vegans can fuck right off
Based on fur texture and face shape, that calf is at least six months old, probably older. Calves can survive without actual cow milk even at three months, though older is better (calves weaned that early are usually fed a sort of formula for another couple months).
Also, nose tags like that one donât go through the cowâs septum. They basically work like those fake septum rings for humans.
In addition to weaning the calves, another use for nose tags is protecting non-lactating cows. Sometimes weanlings or even adult cows will suck on themselves or other non-lactating cows; this can cause internal teat scarring bad enough to prevent that teat or teats from ever working. Iâve seen this happen, and itâs ugly, probably at least somewhat painful, and, if bad enough, would lead to the cow being slaughtered at a very young age because she canât produce milk, has chronic mastitis, and/or canât be milked with automatic milking equipment. So, nose tags actually prevent animal cruelty.
Also, calves will suck on anything remotely oblong (and attempt to eat literally anything), even if they are being adequately fed or overfed. Often they will suck on other calvesâ ears, and, since ears are longer than teats and cows have upper as well as lower teeth in the back of their mouths, many calves get bites on their ears, which often become severely infected. Iâm not sure if nose tags would work there, because physicsâa non-toxic but bad-tasting ear paint would be betterâbut yeah, letting a calf put anything it wants in its mouth is not always a good idea.
reblogging for educational purposes.
reblogging for people being schooled
This was the funniest argument about false cruelty I have read.. Thank you.Â
I love this for 2 reasons: Most people donât realize that in farming areas agriculture/horticulture/animal husbandry is part of public school education from as early on as 7th grade. (Though I remember dissecting cow eyes in 4th grade science sooo) I assure you fifteen year old farm kids know more about what constitutes animal cruelty in farms than thirty year old vegans with, or without an agenda.Â
Also that if you really want good quality beef/pork/eggs/milk/etc you donât abuse your animals. Ever. Thatâs not the point and if you want to make any kind of money off your career choice, you are going to treat those creatures better than you treat yourself. Youâll call a vet five times for an infection in your herd before you visit the hospital for a missing foot on your own leg.Â
So. Yeah. Watch out, because weâre getting internet access these days. Weâre on tumblr too.Â
P.S. The immigrant workers farming your supermarket produce have no health care or legal protection, and the Bolivians farming your 365 Organic Quinoa canât afford to eat it. But PLEASE wonât someone think of the poor baby cows who wonât get off the tit?!
Also this is a LOT nicer than what mother cows do to calves that wonât be weaned. You know what mother cows do to calves that wonât wean? kick them in the head. Now I donât know about vegans, but Iâd rather have a nose tag that discouraged me from injuring my mother (because calves that donât wean tend to chew on udders and make mother cows bleed) rather than being kicked in the head. Source: I grew up on a fucking cattle ranch. I have seen chickens skeletonize a mouse I KNOW SHIT.
âI have seen chickens skeletonize a mouse I KNOW SHIT.â
Iâm sorry, what? What??? WHAT??? you canât just leave it there please explain @thehornedwitch
Happy to explain! See, chickens are omnivorous. They eat bugs, plants, and meatstuffs. Y'know how crows and ravens and things eat meat? Well, chickens too. Ours had a particular fondness for ham when someone accidentally put it into the bucket of good scraps we set aside for the chickens. A bucket we tried to keep as meat-free as possible, because few things are more terrifying than a chicken looking you in the eyes as it scarfs down ham. Anyway, back to the mouse. One day i was doing Chicken Chores, like gathering eggs, putting out grain, emptying the bucket of greens, etc, when a mouse runs across the pen. All at once, eight or so chickens stop dead, look at it, and SWARM. Now Iâm six at this point in time and developing a healthy fear of chickens, and so do nothing. By the time the chickens are done, all that is left of the mouse is its bones. I left the chicken pen very, very quickly. Chickens crave meat. They were dinosaurs. They did not forget that they were dinosaurs. They will also cannibalize each other with reckless abandon. Sometimes we just had to remove one chicken to its own private pen away from the others because no matter what we did, that specific one always tried to eat the other chickens. We had one that really liked other chickenâs eyes. Bear in mind, our pens ensured each chicken had about five to six square feet all its own if you managed to space every chicken out evenly, we never locked them in teensy pen things, and fed them LOTS. These chickens just really, really wanted to maim. Chickens that are not Buff Orpingtons are the devil. Buff Orpingtons are sweethearts. If you must have chickens, have that kind. And never get Guineas. Guineas are SATAN INCARNATE. THEY SMELL FEAR.
Holy shit, I dont think Iâll ever use chicken as an insult again.Â
Holy Shit, same here that is terrifying
Will Iâm using it as a compliment
I love farm animals.
âChickens crave meat. They were dinosaurs. They did not forget that they were dinosaurs.â
If youâve ever looked a chicken in the eye you know that they donât just remember; theyâre patiently awaiting the day they become dinosaurs again.Â
@kedreeva
I have reblogged this before because watching farmers school vegans is always hilarious, but now weâre into birds, specifically fowl, and I have got stories.
I had to give my turkey an antibiotic injection once upon a time, and she turned the needle puncture into a six inch by three inch hole in her back overnight as she attempted to eat herself because apparently turkeys find themselves to be delicious. She had to spend 3 months duct taped into a tea towel (the bandages underneath cleaned and replaced daily, mind you) until it healed because she would not stop ripping the bandages off to continue consuming herself.
Your chickens strip a mouse to the bone? Mine draw and quarter them and run around with the parts shrieking. My peacocks grab mice, beat them to death on the ground with this insanely fast back and forth head twisting motion, and then swallow them whole. You would not think an entire adult mouse would fit in their face, and you would be wrong.
I knew a guy that used to regularly post photos of the 5-6Ⲡlong Copperhead snakes his peafowl would destroy. And I donât mean kill, I mean destroy. These venomous snakes would get into the pens and the peas would just peck them into oblivion like nbd.
Fowl didnât just used to be dinosaurs. They are still dinosaurs.
Thankfully they are small dinosaurs
and we can just tape them into tea towels if we have to
BEGGING for a Jurassic Park reboot where farmers run the place instead of brogrammer scientists, and the raptors frequently get scolded and taped into tea towels
Okay so honesty time I may be a vegetarian but itâs not because I give two shits about cows to be honest but THAT STUFF ABOUT THE BIRDS IS INCREDIBLE! Please folks if you started to scroll past this like I did STOP AND SCROLL BACK UP TO READ ABOUT THE MURDERBIRDS.
Even our little animals are terrifying and dangerousâŚ
We live on a death world, and that is probably why aliens are afraid to make contact.
I didnât even grow up on a farm, although I do have a fair amount of experience with animals. I have been riding horses since I was nine years old and have one of my own, and I also helped take care of my neighbours chickens before she saw all the scars I was getting on my legs and decided the fresh eggs werenât worth the disfigurement of her favourite adopted neice. Anyway, I had to go into this pen with a fucking RAKE and wave it at them so I could reach the food and water bowls to fill them. The rooster would âspurâ me (slice me open with a claw) whenever he had the chance. And even though I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS TINY MONSTER DINO-FOWL EVERY TIME, HE WOULD DO IT AGAIN WHENEVER HE GOT THE CHANCE! I have some pretty boss scars on my legs and behind one knee from that bastard. I will eat chicken out of spite now even if Iâm not craving it, thinking of that monster the whole time.
As someone who grew up on a farm, this post is absolutely everything.
Reblogging for insane stories and the line, âI eat chicken out of spite now.â
Your heart is so full of hatred, you are not fit to be a king.
Danai Gurira as Okoye in Black Panther (2018)
Bisexuals in committed monogamous relationships have not chosen a âside,â they have chosen a person.
Thank you and have a blessed day.
You may as well hire a fucking mannequin if youâre gonna hire scarjo of all ppl
Cast trans people in trans roles đ đđ
Black women donât need a dope to beat yo assÂ