ChronicallyUniconic

half-seizing, bluescreening goat | living with multiple chronic illnesses | unfiltered thoughts | written in the moment | healing in the void

[chronicallyuniconic]

Painscrolling

When you're in too much pain to sleep and can't do anything else except lie there, so you scroll aimlessly, hoping it all goes away

[ethanmaldridge]

A limerick. Based on a true story.

[chronicallyuniconic]

oh look, my neighbour being awful again.

gets her granddaughter, to come at my husband, about using a washing line.

a SHARED washing line.

threatens to call the police for ???? I said I hope she does so they can laugh in her face.

Fucking hell is everyone like this??

You know the mother in The Sopranos? That's who she is. A fucking victim.

[chronicallyuniconic]

I feel unreasonable for being upset.

I'm upset because of how they made me feel.

I shouldn't have been attacked to the point I'm up to 🫡

I've been sick. My stomach is a washing machine. I felt dizzy at one point & there is always the niggle of 'calm the fuck down so you don't have a seizure.' I shouldn't have been forced into that level of stress.

IT'S A FUCKING WASHING LINE.

I'm actually talking myself into being the bad one here cause what? why?

Early night for me cos FUCK YOU LADY.

[chronicallyuniconic]

What age does this behaviour start? Cos i will kms when that day comes. No-one deserves misery. Can't wrap my head around ppl being cunts for the sake of being cunt.

[chronicallyuniconic]

Had a sandwich in the past 48hrs. Anxiety induced nausea. Thanks for the stress diet bitch

[chronicallyuniconic]

oh look, my neighbour being awful again.

gets her granddaughter, to come at my husband, about using a washing line.

a SHARED washing line.

threatens to call the police for ???? I said I hope she does so they can laugh in her face.

Fucking hell is everyone like this??

You know the mother in The Sopranos? That's who she is. A fucking victim.

[chronicallyuniconic]

I feel unreasonable for being upset.

I'm upset because of how they made me feel.

I shouldn't have been attacked to the point I'm up to 🫡

I've been sick. My stomach is a washing machine. I felt dizzy at one point & there is always the niggle of 'calm the fuck down so you don't have a seizure.' I shouldn't have been forced into that level of stress.

IT'S A FUCKING WASHING LINE.

I'm actually talking myself into being the bad one here cause what? why?

Early night for me cos FUCK YOU LADY.

[chronicallyuniconic]

What age does this behaviour start? Cos i will kms when that day comes. No-one deserves misery. Can't wrap my head around ppl being cunts for the sake of being cunt.

[chronicallyuniconic]

oh look, my neighbour being awful again.

gets her granddaughter, to come at my husband, about using a washing line.

a SHARED washing line.

threatens to call the police for ???? I said I hope she does so they can laugh in her face.

Fucking hell is everyone like this??

You know the mother in The Sopranos? That's who she is. A fucking victim.

[chronicallyuniconic]

I feel unreasonable for being upset.

I'm upset because of how they made me feel.

I shouldn't have been attacked to the point I'm up to 🫡

I've been sick. My stomach is a washing machine. I felt dizzy at one point & there is always the niggle of 'calm the fuck down so you don't have a seizure.' I shouldn't have been forced into that level of stress.

IT'S A FUCKING WASHING LINE.

I'm actually talking myself into being the bad one here cause what? why?

Early night for me cos FUCK YOU LADY.

[chronicallyuniconic]

oh look, my neighbour being awful again.

gets her granddaughter, to come at my husband, about using a washing line.

a SHARED washing line.

threatens to call the police for ???? I said I hope she does so they can laugh in her face.

Fucking hell is everyone like this??

You know the mother in The Sopranos? That's who she is. A fucking victim.

[chronicallyuniconic]

i need things to be okay.

[chronicallyuniconic]

I've been wearing contact lenses for about 20 years & every now and then I'll struggle to get one out of my eye & have a half an hour heart attack wondering how to explain to a&e that i failed as human

[chronicallyuniconic]

i know i should do something, but what do i do, where do i start, how do i do it, ah you know what, I'll try again tomorrow..

rinse. repeat.

[chronicallyuniconic]

decided to curl my hair for the first time in maybe 4 years? I burnt myself..bad lmao. Zinc to the rescue...she says as the burn radiates out of her wrist

[m1male2]

The Library of the Abbey of St. Gall, Switzerland, contains over 170,000 books and documents, most notably a valuable collection of manuscripts from the 8th to the 10th centuries.

It was rebuilt between 1758 and 1767 and is considered a masterpiece of Central European Rococo architecture.

[chronicallyuniconic]

dream home

[chronicallyuniconic]

why am i awake at 5am & why have i made coffee😶

[chronicallyuniconic]

it's been one of those weeks where years happen.

[chronicallyuniconic]

the past couple wks have been rough.

welcome back to being not okay

[chronicallyuniconic]

just epilepsy things

[chronicallyuniconic]

I am not...

[chronicallyuniconic]

there's a HUGE spider in my wicker tray in the bathroom

it has my contact lens case in there

i guess ill suffer tonight for you Mrs Spood

she is THICC

[chronicallyuniconic]

ive given her a peppermint tea bag to see if it encourages her back out

i dont want big boy to eat her

the sheet web she's made overnight is rather impressive, any movement will scare her & it will harm her web if i start taking out the things i need from the basket

im cheering u on girl