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izzy's playlists!
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@chronicwhimsy
THE BURN LINE by @jonnywaistcoat is out in the UK in TWO DAYS.
West End Lane Books are offering signed editions (with international shipping, if North America can't wait the six addition weeks for your banging edition)
Not to bang my drum, but did you know buying a book on launch day/pre-ordering it, can massively help publishers to support authors? If you think you might want it eventually, make eventually NOW! I'm giving you permission in case anyone asks. I told you to do it.
I haven’t even seen this movie but I need you to see this Letterboxd review of The Housemaid - the discord server I’m in and I have been losing our minds over it
Well now I really want to watch this movie.
Writing like this is something I haven't seen since Livejournal, and that is a sad sad thing. Absolutely stupendous.
just caught my wife doing something truly bewildering to me
do you read fic
on my laptop and phone
only on my phone
only on my laptop
much more nuanced than you know op (tags)
bald/doesn’t read fic
accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep
FARSCAPE John/Aeryn in every episode ↝ Beware Of Dog
Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.
i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever
"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon
"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon
"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war
becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times
finally some good advice on this post
when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there
i can not stress the confidence when i paused and thought "I'm pretty sure uvula is the right part" and got it in one
i feel like im being pranked is it a uterus or an ovary or what what is happening in there
im tired y'all got conveyor belts and stuff in ya coochie ig
current note count: 82
don't you put that curse on me
you little shits
Do you know which book this is from?
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I’ve read this book before, and I like it!
I can tell which book this is from based on this excerpt, but I haven't read it
I started reading this, but didn’t finish it (or I am reading it currently)
I haven’t read this book, but I like this excerpt!
I’ve read this book before, and I don’t like it
I haven’t read this book and I don’t like this excerpt
Please reblog the polls, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people read the excerpt with an open mind 💖📚 Title and author will be revealed after the poll's conclusion.
Thank you @redribbonofficial for the submission! 😄
An important part of watching Farscape is living with the suspense that at any point Ben Browder could decide to Do A Voice or, god forbid, Do An Accent, and start pronouncing words in ways no human being has ever thought of
can’t go wrong with pining while fucking as a trope. truly it has it all. pining. awkward sexual situations. weapons grade insecurity for all parties involved. the desperation as they inevitably fall further and further while hating themselves for being unable to stick to the contract of no strings attached. etc. you understand
2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about
being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.
i keep mine in my fanny pack :)
