occasionally subtle
#extradirty
Mike Driver
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
Keni
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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izzy's playlists!
will byers stan first human second
Andulka
One Nice Bug Per Day
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@chroobs
where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school
I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring
Not every day you find out youre a background character
Woodstock says a lot about the Baby Boomer generation.
In 1969, 300,000+ young people showed up to the Woodstock music festival. The land being utilized was owned by a farmer. Drugs and inappropriate behavior were rampant, we've all seen the notorious photos of the festival goers skinny dipping and walking around naked. ODs and other medical issues were so rampant that the resources of the local emergency services were totally depleted. The National Guard was almost sent in. "Freak out tents" were set up for people on bad trips to be kept away from others. Hygiene was so poor that it was dubbed a crisis. Boomer-produced media portrays these events as cute, funny things done by well meaning young people just having a good time.
On the third day of the festival, the food ran out. Another major crisis was averted when food was charitably provided by locals in the nearby small town, out of their own pantries. The locals received nothing in return for this. Boomer-produced media portrays this as an example of a community "coming together" and "sharing", some even use Woodstock as evidence that socialism works, referring to Woodstock as a temporary self sustaining country.
After the festival was over, the farmer's fields were completely destroyed and covered in a sea of trash. A rainstorm the previous day has destroyed many young boomers' belongings, and they had responded by leaving the destroyed items on the field while they went off to live the rest of their lives, reminiscing about the love, peace, and community they had experienced at Woodstock for decades to come.
Boomers are a plague
TW Suicide
A black man committed suicide after being bullied and threatened in his neighborhood and online for dating a Trans woman.
I’ve read about him multiple times....
I don’t understand why people bully. Wtf is wrong with him loving his girlfriend? The moment someone comments on y’all ugly ass, broke ass, dusty ass girlfriends y’all go off.
He shouldn’t have died this way.
Maurice Willoughby, the man who’s said to have committed suicide because of bullying, his girlfriend Faith Palmer went online to state that his family and friends are spinning the story for sympathy; he was continuously beating her and she left him. She says the main reason he died was due to overdosing on drugs and other demons, and she left him because he kept beating her, which may have contributed to the suicide he committed in her bed while she refused to return home.
Welp indeed
Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot
look ‘em in the eye, aim no higher
who in god’s name has the BALLS to look lin-manuel miranda dead in the eye and shit talk his show like bitch one time i talked too loudly about how much i loved santino fontana at a show and then turned around and he was sitting behind me and i felt like i needed to go into the witness protection program
funniest april fools prank ive EVER done…………..ok imagine youre my dad. you walk into the kitchen and your plucky little daughter offers you a mug of orange juice, barely containing her giggles. you look up and see a gallon of orange juice next to a bottle of windex with the cap removed & a thing of epsom salt. you grimace and say, “honey is there anything in this?”. she laughs, looks evasive, and says “noooo…….”. you’re a good and maybe overly-people-pleasing person so you decide to pretend all is well and take the tiniest, tiniest sip of the juice. she immediately laughs and says “APRIL FOOLS!!!”. you run to the sink and spit it out with dramatic flair. shes laughing. you turn all serious now and say “honey i know you like making jokes but cleaning supplies can seriously–” and before you can finish she takes the mug and polishes it off. there was nothing in the mug but juice. i FUCKING got him
can we appreciate that OP’s dad was gonna drink windex just so his daughter’s joke would land?
yeah my dads nice and dumb i love him
if this ain’t me
Omg
@cobaltdays
I love this lady though because she always gives like a minute long explanation that possums aren’t naturally pets and hers are all ones people brought to nature centers and can’t be returned to the wild, so please do not kidnap possums.
Also she’s a little out there but in the best way
favorite video quote: ‘Some of you have written in suggesting that I am a wack job’
It’s Georgette of MePearlA!
@abrahamshipwreck
Me in about 10 years
Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart
educational af
The X one lmaoooo
Some real homosexuality…………………..
Shes right
I could endlessly watch this
whats the answer omg
You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.
imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun
take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, he’s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright
Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting.
Some adult: God I hate that children don’t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult!
Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done.
Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you don’t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks.
Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks*
Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how children’s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.
“who thinks he’s luigi’s rival” is killing me luigi really doesn’t even give a damn about this guy
No middle ground. No more incrementalization.
