what's your spaghetti policy here?

gabby, your friendly neighborhood taurus

[chuckxsarah]

@serena-joy @imaginationdeclaration @teresalisbcn @anotherlauvsong @lazilycrazyparadise-blog @canifinishthat @jules-slayer-of-the-vampyres @edwardcerritos23-blog @neve-campbells @bellacn @empty-tea-cans @thiswasheaven-blog @balaban-izabellafcwgx-blog @alibert-grudzinskiytyh207y @beatzgalore-blog @inhale-fandoms-exhale-asdfghjkl @lost-in-arts @vatertatete @tozierholdsyou @frodho-slaggins @pugsandkissses-blog @lolanonymousarmadillo @h-ippieshit @gaeilgerachel96 @hj-thewriter @doctoshowmethestars @vanessadgomez @musingsofamedialover @whydoeslifeeven-blog @cloudstreesandtheoceanfloor @tvcatllama @welcometomyplanethell @freddymerkury @flannel-goth @gender-anarchist @irretrievables @sshivered-blog @raeanna-mariexo @edelinesjogren-blog @kattarsunni @kelceyinthetardis-blog-blog-blog @teamcharah-blog @ncisfamilia @chuckzacharylevi @foolsluke @leksstilinski @stucky4life @pluggled @ondragonbones @evenyngsky 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[chuckxsarah]

my first complete piece on procreate

[anglelica]

this got me…

[itzmeyahgorl-deactivated2022110]

Murray to everyone else:

Murray to Alexei:

[lassoway]

my last four brain cells when a minor inconvenience occurs

[heythereduhleila]

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

[taraknowlshasmoved-deactivated2]

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

[carolrance]

the correct answer is:

[pilgrimkitty]

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

[azriona]

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

[doll-frakking-house]

This woman is a Gift

[roselupus-deactivated20200702]

CORRECT

[snarkylittlespeedster]

Emma Thompson is what I want to be if I ever become famous

[drunkenhills]

She built a little house for rescue hedgehogs in her garden and once refused a date with Trump she doesn’t give two shits about anything and I love her so much

[villainquoteoftheday-deactivate]

This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my whole goddamn life.

[giraffepoliceforce]

[billboard-charts-deactivated201]

i can’t believe i fell for it

[fuzzy-guitar]

This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

[makeitearlgrey]

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

Ngl, I was expecting Africa by Toto, but this is better

[theresnothingofimportancehere]

I KNEW what was going to happen but I clicked anyway

[lynati]

Hee!

[insert-bacon-emoji]

I hate this website

[fithoneys]

[killerkanye]

[greedyteen]

hearing “im so proud of you” when you feel like you aren’t doing enough really lifts some weight off your shoulders

[dopeeeeeeshxt]

Nyakim Gatwech at the 2018 Emmys

Designer: laviebyck

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

now wait just a goddamn minute. THIS is real and I’m honestly dying

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

Amazing

[grimmseye]

@whimsicmimic

[filmouts]

#please watch brooklyn nine-nine (5)

[corymonteith]

[kittleimp]

tips from a grocery store cashier:

group the produce, foods, and non-foods (especially chemicals) as you put them on the belt. it makes bagging things way easier.

yes, we know they’ve rearranged the store. we can’t find anything either.

we know you’ve been standing in line for (insert period of time). we’re going as fast as we can.

don’t tell us to open more lanes. if they’re closed, there’s a reason and that reason is probably that we don’t have enough cashiers on hand.

we stand for 4-10 hours a day repeating the same conversation over and over and over. forgive us if we forget whether or not we’ve asked about coupons already.

if you’re buying alcohol or cold medicine and look under 40, have your id out and ready to go.

for the sake of my admittedly slipping sanity, please do not remove your chip card before it makes the ungodly shrieking beep and tell you that you can remove it.

if it won’t scan, do not even start to think the word “free”

[aparoids]