Chanée / Gxlden

Namaste

[thepersonalquotes]

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[fomysquad]

Cops kill this student, after getting arrested his family did not know how he died until it was too late

[gonzetti]

what’s his name i need a name

[fomysquad]

Matthew Ajibade

[deeztumbls]

Matthew Ajibade

[txbeergoddess]

Monsters are real and they wear state uniforms

[angryisokay]

Looks like this case is from 2015, and you’re not going to like how the convictions turned out.

[txbeergoddess]

You are right. I do not like that at all. These fucking murderers keep getting away with murder

[humorhour]

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[6lacksoul]

[throwbackblr]

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT

[psiotechniqa]

This is some magical shit

[theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm]

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

[psiotechniqa]

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

[lesbianatlarge]

the obvious? what do you mean?

[psiotechniqa]

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

[lesbianatlarge]

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

[sailordathomir]

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

[beyonslayed]

I’ll never forget that time when me and my professor were both late for class in line at a Starbucks

[7axophone7upaa]

Ohhhh the beauty oui oui

[6i]

Drew Barrymore // SZA

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

[xicanafilipina-deactivated20200]

2018 mood

[lxvelikehoney]

Definitely a mood 🙌🏾. lol not putting up with it

[theparttimemisanthrope]

Sansa: Your list?

Arya: Of people I’m going to kill.

Sansa:

[gahdamnpunk]

Some knowledge ✊🏾

[chingaaatumadre]

Wanna get tacos and fuck?

[elpatron-delmal]

[verylostpenguin]

Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!

Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?

Me: OK, so here’s the thing

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

I did not come here to be attacked in this manner

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[chxnee]

Scrolled past and then tripped over my slippers ... scrolled back up and here we are

[overtimeisacrime-deactivated201]

[psychoteentitan-deactivated2014]

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

[cold-knees]

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

[jazzman8675309-deactivated20130]

Bam! Omg I’m dying

[jazzman8675309-deactivated20130]

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

[okayysophia]