[stand-up-gifs]

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

Go eat a meatball sub! If you like those sorts of things! Or don’t, I’m not the boss of you!

i dont know if i would like it!!!

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i havent had a meatball that wasn’t from ikea in more than ten years so i don’t know!!!

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

hey!! i’m afraid

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[the-memedaddy]

[thatboytitz]

if this ever happens press shift+delete when it tries to autofill the wrong url

[terror-billie]

#thanks: the tweet was highly relatable but the comment was life-changing

[rustypipes-and-tigerstripes]

I’ve discovered ‘Nailed It’, a new Netflix baking show hosted by Nicole Byers, in which less-than-skilled home bakers compete in recreating fancy cakes in a bid to win $10,000.  It’s like reverse Bake Off and it’s hilarious.

[pianoaround]

[a-sweetheart-being-40-deactivat]

Always reblog 🎷

[gigglefuck]

Always ALWAYS REBLOG!

[curvywarman-deactivated20181008]

These two are amazing

[yourhalfassedmessiah]

@curvywarman The band, Too Many Zooz is actually a trio. This song is called Bedford has a trumpter.

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[charlesoberonn]

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

[charlesoberonn]

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

[charlesoberonn]

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

[mr-elementle]

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

[sudokobitch-blog]

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

[glumshoe]

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

[glumshoe]

real gentle-lookin’ sneer

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.

[glumshoe]

buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree

[echomortis]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

don’t speak to me or my son ever again!!!!

also support me on patreon! rewards and prizes!

[gummmibearfarts-deactivated2018]

Jesus fuck Adam

[theoriginalsugardaddy-deactivat]

Buzzfeed no longer chains him, his power is now able to grow exponentially. 

[obsidiandrawsalot]

Yet Another Fundraising Post

Hi, I’m Miles. You might have seen me around on the internet. For lack of a better option, I’ve turned to my last resort.

The Situation

I’m currently living with my dad. The issue however though is that I need to move out at the end of the year. I’m not being directly forced, however, my dad has become a lot more aggressive and physically violent after his stroke last year. I don’t feel safe living here right now with the current situation. He has also been preventing me from seeking appropriate medical care for some of my issues, both physical and mental. 

I suffer from diagnosed schizophrenia, and was on medication as well as heading towards a path of recovery when he suddenly refused to keep taking me to go to my psychiatrist appointments. I currently can’t drive because of my aforementioned condition. It’s extremely disabling and effects how well I can care for myself as well as what I am able to do. Because of this, I am unable to sustain a job or attempt to go to my psychological appointments by myself, as I am financially dependent on him. Even worse, we lost our health insurance a little while after he stopped taking me to my appointments. I haven’t been to a doctor in a little under a year, and he’s been withholding from putting aside money so I can go even when I desperately need to.

Thus, I’m turning to my only method of escape. It really pains me to do this, but I see no other way out of the place I’m in. More details under the cut.

Keep reading

[materassassino]

Gusty coming out of her stump to shame ponykind

[paradise-estate]

dirty mlp and friends confessions i want gusty to kinkshame the littles that reblog and leave gross comments on collectors’ posts even after they tell them no and that they dont consent

[let-the-rainbow-remind-us]

gusty please bring justice

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

sometimes I feel I’ve got to

DUN DUN

run away I’ve got to

DUN DUN

get away f

[klaw]

I was inspired by the galactic alignment system for gender identity (solarian, stellarian + lunarian genders) to create a set of words for nonbinary people to describe our gender presentation without having to use binary terms. These words are adjectives similar to the lesbian terms “butch” and “femme” and are specific for nonbinary people. 

The first word is “vermil” from the word vermilion which is a shade of red. This term can be used by nonbinary people who present in a traditionally masculine way without necessarily being masc aligned or solarian. The symbol in the center of the flag is the elemental sign for fire. The word + flag design were made to replicate the solarian flag’s warm colors and association with the sun, fire, and “masculine” energies.

The next word is “cerul” from the word cerulean which is a shade of blue. This term can be used by nonbinary people who present in a traditionally feminine way without necessarily being fem aligned or lunarian. The symbol in the center of the flag is the elemental sign for water. The word + flag design were made to replicate the lunarian flag’s cool colors and association with the moon, water, and “feminine” energies.

The final word is “pewt” from the word pewter which is a shade of gray. This term can be used by nonbinary people who present in an androgynous way without necessarily being unaligned or stellarian. The symbol in the center of the flag is a combination of the elemental signs for earth and air. 

So using these words, a fem presenting + unaligned nonbinary person could call themself a cerul stellarian; an androgynously presenting + masc aligned nonbinary person could call themself a pewt solarian; and a masc presenting + fem aligned nonbinary person could call themself a vermil lunarian. Nonbinary people can use any combination of these words to describe themselves fully without feeling forced to use the binary terms “masc” and “fem”. I really hope these words get shared and are useful for the community, let me know if you have any questions or comments regarding them.

[zeldaspeaks]

cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. it’s an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and

[jumpingjacktrash]

i have the solution! i call it ‘junebugging’.

have you ever seen a junebug get to grips with a window screen? it’s remarkably persistent, but not very focused. all that matters is location.

how to junebug: choose the location you feel you can probably get some shit done on today. be specific. not ‘the bathroom’ but ‘the bathroom sink’. you are not choosing a range, you are choosing a center; you will move around, but your location is where you’ll keep coming back to. mentally stick a pin in it. consider yourself tethered to that spot by a long mental bungee cord.

go to your location. look at stuff. move stuff around. do a thing. get distracted. remember you’re junebugging the bathroom sink and go back there. look at it some more. do a different thing. get distracted. get a sandwich. remember you’re junebugging and go back to the bathroom sink.

nt’s will go crazy watching you, and if they demand to know When You Will Be Done you will probably have to roll them in a carpet and stuff them up the chimney. you’re done when you feel done, or you’re too bored to live, or it’s bedtime, or any number of other markers, you get to pick. but the thing is, by returning repeatedly to that one spot, you harness the ‘hyperactivity’ part instead of wasting all that energy battling with the ‘attention deficit’ part.

not only will the bathroom sink almost certainly be clean, and probably the mirror and soap dish too, you might’ve swapped in a fresh toothbrush, a new soap, you might’ve unclogged the drain – you will probably also have cleaned or fixed up several things in the near vicinity, or in the path between the sink and where you get the fresh toothbrush, or maybe you did your grocery shopping cuz you were out of soap, or maybe you couldn’t find a clean hand towel and ended up doing laundry.

this is good. you got shit done! it wasn’t necessarily Cleaned The Bathroom in the way nt’s think of it, but screw ‘em. things are better than they were.

plus you worked off enough energy to be able to sleep. which is not small potatoes when living the ADHD life. :D

[refurbthecat]

Throwback Thursday: I thought you all might appreciate these pics I just re-discovered from the first week that Refurb met Dogface.

[refurbthecat]

Also, a phone pic from when we visited her at the shelter.

The Tiniest Tripod.

[caffeinateddeadsouls]

was refurb born a tripod? @refurbthecat

[refurbthecat]

She lost it when she was something like 6-8 weeks old to an injury. The last pic above is about 3 weeks later, after the shelter amputated it and saved her.

I think she’s thankful. I sure am.

[userboxer]