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unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

hypokeimena

i need to show you guys the absurdly saucy pear my parents just casually had out in the fruit bowl like it was normal

hypokeimena

im not a talented photographer but these come close to capturing the overall effect (i.e., the raunch factor)

creekfiend

So your post about dog births being like a slip n slide just made it to my dash again and now I'm wondering if you've seen that video of a panda birth???? She legit is sitting kinda like a person, arched back so her vag is almost pointed up into the air. The baby LAUNCHES out, it makes a fucking parabola

i have not seen this but your description is so troublingly evocative that i now feel i do not have to

clarityofhatred

Okay maybe not as dramatic as I remembered, but I know based on seeing the birth opening and it's angle it's is technically a parabola

Anyways I now gift/curse you all with this:

creekfiend

ok actually the most surreal part of this is the "THOOMP" sound the baby makes as it is forcibly propelled from her body like a foam dart from a nerf gun

blckgirlacid

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

ink-the-artist

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

lamignonette

jesush8r

Variations of Isle of the Dead

by Arnold Bocklin, Swiss Symbolist

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starbiology

my entry for the new neopets contest ^^!

It was honestly so fun to work on this, figuring out what an in-world shop may look like

catmask

was talking to a friend about this earlier today but if you are struggling to make a fursona. as many people have asked me for help designing a fursona (for some reason). and you are an artist who wants to design your own. you need to get your warmup laps and do some oc designs first. or even just practice making designs based off simple prompts for fun even if you dont intend to flesh them out.

a fursona seems simple because its you, until you realize youre trying to cram all of your person (previous and desired future) and interests and quirks into a single character and that may be like your first or second time ever designing a character. that is a pretty tall ask.

also because sometimes you design an oc just for fun and go 'wait i like that' and then that just becomes your fursona

catmask

she used to be furry kurt cobain btw

niyarest

gaitskills

creekfiend

omg please (only if you want of course) expand on what you said about omegaverse being Wrong about dog sex

well there's a few different things but here's my primary objections, based on my personal experience assisting with dog breeding:

- knotting itself REALLY does not seem fun for most dogs (Glimmer disagrees but she is. an outlier in my experience.) they definitely are compelled to mate, and I think that must be enjoyable, but once the tie happens most dogs are immediately like "goddammit" and just stand around in a state of chagrined regret for twenty minutes. the most extreme version of post nut clarity. some of them REALLY hate it and you have to grab the bitch to prevent her from trying to run off with the dog's dick still in there bc she could potentially really hurt him. so there is a lot of comedy potential there imo. firstly you're stuck together for half an hour and it's deeply inconvenient. what if one of you needs to get up and grab something off the dresser. imagine the stupid little shuffling walk they'd have to do. and then also imagine if there was a very real danger that someone would freak out and try to Escape your dick in a blind panic and you'd have to try to keep them calm so they didn't give you some sort of dick injury? very funny.

- on a more social implications level, I think it is cowardly to not do a left hand of darkness thing where when someone ISN'T in heat, sex simply Does Not Occur. Ever. as in it is physiologically*not possible* to have sex outside of heats, and no one has any interest in it. that would change human society SO much & is a really fascinating world building scenario, imo, and I think it's really weaksauce that ppl aren't exploring it. heat cycles exist because of a very very different model of ovulation cycles that result in pretty extreme physiological and therefore social differences re: sex, and I think that's interesting to think about in terms of human social structures and how much they would be changed if our reproductive cycles worked more like dogs!

anyway. obvious disclaimer that I have not Read Every Omegaverse Fic and I'm sure some people are exploring things thoughtfully because the world is full of a diversity of human experiences. but IN GENERAL, in the most prevalent media depictions, there is a profound intellectual laziness that I simply cannot respect. i understand that it's just about being horny. but please can't ppl try to be horny in a more thoughtful and interesting way. incurious horniness is nothing to me

keriarentikai

I was googling pictures of foxes and found this one. It has definitely made a good attempt at ruining sexy fox fics for me. Look at them. They hate their lives. They're making the world's worst small talk. They are both imagining how great it will be to go home to their own bed. They are counting down the seconds.

#lol. they are counting down the seconds.

rcktpwr

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

deslizada

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

airshiplady

Hii Blu- Whoa he can just do that??

distantvoices

Doechii by Brianna Capozzi for Victoria’s Secret

genius-of-women

disappointing night

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