THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN OK LET'S GO
Caller: Hi. I'm pretty shocked you guys are putting people in danger with your traffic report.
Me: Could you elaborate please?
Caller: I'm on (freeway) and there's a branch hanging down. Someone is going to hit it and you haven't reported it. I've been listening all morning so I know you haven't.
Me: Just so I'm clear, the branch is not actually in the road? There is no hazard actually blocking anything?
Caller: no but there's going to be. It's going to be your fault when the branch falls.
Me: ma'am if there's not actually anything going on to report we can't report anything. You called to tell me about a tree.
Caller: Hi can I talk to Amy Winehouse?
Caller: yeah I just heard her on your station.
Me: ...I don't know how to tell you this but no, I cannot put her on the phone.
Caller: she was just there
Me: That's a recording. She's not actually here.
(caller hung up before I could explain that not only is that not how radio music works, amy winehouse died in 2011.)
Caller: I cannot BELIEVE you guys would pay such FILTH. I'm AMERICAN.
Me: Which station are you having issue with?
Caller: The one playing that FILTH. The one saying "Imagine no religion." What kind of anti Christian message are you suggesting??
Me: Is the issue that the Beatles are English...? Because I have bad news about most of the oldies station if so
Caller: I want to report about some false information being pushed as news, it's not relevant to the topic at hand and they're saying it is and they're trying to silence me and I think you need to do something about it.
Me: ma'am please slow down
Caller: the firewatch group on Facebook! They banned me for saying we shouldn't be talking about the Australia fires! You need to make them reinstate my place in the group or people that depend on me for fire news could be at risk!
Me: that's not our group, ma'am. Ours is the name of our station, we do not have any connection to the firewatch.
Me: there's more than one news source in the county ma'am.
(yes, she called to report her FB drama)
Caller: there's a cloud. It's big.
Me: is it a smoke cloud? Can you smell--
Caller: no I think it's a regular cloud. It's big though.
Me: do you see lightning...?
Caller: no it's just big. I didn't want anyone to worry.
Caller: play more Toby Keith.
Me: Sure, I'll pass that on to the DJ--
Caller: I wish I could be a cat.
Caller: anyway that's all I got for you today. Toby Keith, and I want to be a cat. Be sure to hug your animals. Meow!
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