look! an airplane? NO, ITS ME!!! @cl0ud-4n0n - Tumblr Blog

(( @b4ker-4n0n ))

Where's your sunshine and rainbow? :(

Up my ass./silly/jk

((the rainbow? In his mouth and throat))

((WOAH THER-))

((HAHSHSYAHAHSB-))

Where's your sunshine and rainbow? :(

Up my ass./silly/jk

((the rainbow? In his mouth and throat))

I would like to politely ask for Coke Zero anon drowning in grape soda.

@scholar-anon-official

((bro))

scholar-anon-official

( the Peter griffin death pose lmao) @coke-zero-anonomous fuck you.

fuck me yourself coward /silly

((Hhmmmm...what would happen if I draw that?))

st4rb3rry-things

I will leave this here-

what if I DO kiss milk anon?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO HUH?!?!?!

((can i draw that))

(that would be so fucking funny imo)

((new ship unloked: Bubbly milk))

Task failed successfully?

Wdym?))

(I WAS TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO STOP SHIPPING ME WITH SCHOLAR ANON LMAO-)

No one is ever safe from being shipped))

((This is like a fandom now lol))

((yes-))

((So we have these guy for the anons family for now))

Scholar anon

Coke zero anon

Milk lover anon

Observer anon

Cloud anon

Baker anon

Lucky clover anon (not sure)

Nosy anon (not sure)

((WE SHOULD MAKE AN ANONNS COMMUNITY!))

scholar-anon-official

(WAIT THATS ACTUALLY GENIUS WHAT-)

((why do i feel like this exact mod rp is important for other suscecces on the anonverse @scholar-the-genius-anon @b4ker-4n0n @coke-zero-anonomous ))

the-anons-universe-list

Anon Relationships: Romantic

@/wild-magic-anon & Coffee @themusesofanarrator

@coke-zero-anonomous & @f4llen-4ngel-4n0n

@the-untrusted-god-anon & @milk-lover-anon

@cl0ud-4n0n & @b4ker-4n0n (Situationship; divorced <//3 /lh)

@the-trustworthy-god-anon & Diana @themusesofanarrator

@the-oloa-anon & Sugar @themusesofanarrator

@the-knight-anon & Azure @themusesofanarrator

there are definitely more but I am Losing My Mind

(HAHSHSHAH-)

*Scholar walks into the ice cream shop!*

(forgo this lmao)

*Fruit was attending to some customers, until he turned to Scholar, focused his gaze on him and greeted him openly with a wave.*

Welcome! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Hi! Finally decided to come here… I’m the guy you met in the forest, remember?

I do! of course i do! Welcome to my shop! Oh wait- ill bring you a menú! Let me find a table for you - are you coming alone or expecting people? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Just me, thanks!

Alright! (⁠*⁠꒪⁠ヮ⁠꒪⁠*⁠)

*She guided Scholar to a table for one and handed him the menu.*

*he looked at it for a bit!*

What’s the special?

Thats the secret-special! Its up to the customer to guess what it Is! It does not contain foods to which most people are allergic, unless the allergy is specific. If an allergen is listed in the recipe, it will be removed from the product. Customer safety is our top priority here! *⁠･⁠゜ﾟ⁠(⁠^⁠O⁠^⁠)⁠↝

Hm… alright I’ll take it!

oki-doki!

*She goes to the kitchen of... I don't know. To make ice cream. There was super cute Japanese music playing that went with the store's static (idk what to write).*

*he sits there, enjoying the vibe!*

*yeah Each staff member was doing their job ig?*

*Shore!*

((the fuck does shore means.))

(Sure lmao)

(ah. Okay uhh...)

*oh there look its the fag cloud in like... Six tables away! Cloud didn't notice Scholar. He looked SLIGGHTTYYY betterz*

Oh! Hey cloud! -*Scholar waves!*

*he looks at him, then away, then back at him realizing thats scholar and waves back, a calm smile on his face*

*Scholar heads over and sits across from him!*

What are you doing here cloud?

im friends with the girl who came a while ago, so i came to visit her. I also wanted ice cream

Fair. Really? She kind of gives me the creeps… idk she seems nice but something feels Slightly off… might just be my paranoia tho…

*he chukles* you like overthinking, dont you? probably the paranoia.,she seems nice.

Maybe… Never know tho.

pft, okay! *Bro streches*

#wait broski

*Scholar walks into the ice cream shop!*

(forgo this lmao)

*Fruit was attending to some customers, until he turned to Scholar, focused his gaze on him and greeted him openly with a wave.*

Welcome! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Hi! Finally decided to come here… I’m the guy you met in the forest, remember?

I do! of course i do! Welcome to my shop! Oh wait- ill bring you a menú! Let me find a table for you - are you coming alone or expecting people? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Just me, thanks!

Alright! (⁠*⁠꒪⁠ヮ⁠꒪⁠*⁠)

*She guided Scholar to a table for one and handed him the menu.*

*he looked at it for a bit!*

What’s the special?

Thats the secret-special! Its up to the customer to guess what it Is! It does not contain foods to which most people are allergic, unless the allergy is specific. If an allergen is listed in the recipe, it will be removed from the product. Customer safety is our top priority here! *⁠･⁠゜ﾟ⁠(⁠^⁠O⁠^⁠)⁠↝

Hm… alright I’ll take it!

oki-doki!

*She goes to the kitchen of... I don't know. To make ice cream. There was super cute Japanese music playing that went with the store's static (idk what to write).*

*he sits there, enjoying the vibe!*

*yeah Each staff member was doing their job ig?*

*Shore!*

((the fuck does shore means.))

(Sure lmao)

(ah. Okay uhh...)

*oh there look its the fag cloud in like... Six tables away! Cloud didn't notice Scholar. He looked SLIGGHTTYYY betterz*

Oh! Hey cloud! -*Scholar waves!*

*he looks at him, then away, then back at him realizing thats scholar and waves back, a calm smile on his face*

*Scholar heads over and sits across from him!*

What are you doing here cloud?

im friends with the girl who came a while ago, so i came to visit her. I also wanted ice cream

Fair. Really? She kind of gives me the creeps… idk she seems nice but something feels Slightly off… might just be my paranoia tho…

*he chukles* you like overthinking, dont you? probably the paranoia.,she seems nice.

*Scholar walks into the ice cream shop!*

(forgo this lmao)

*Fruit was attending to some customers, until he turned to Scholar, focused his gaze on him and greeted him openly with a wave.*

Welcome! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Hi! Finally decided to come here… I’m the guy you met in the forest, remember?

I do! of course i do! Welcome to my shop! Oh wait- ill bring you a menú! Let me find a table for you - are you coming alone or expecting people? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Just me, thanks!

Alright! (⁠*⁠꒪⁠ヮ⁠꒪⁠*⁠)

*She guided Scholar to a table for one and handed him the menu.*

*he looked at it for a bit!*

What’s the special?

Thats the secret-special! Its up to the customer to guess what it Is! It does not contain foods to which most people are allergic, unless the allergy is specific. If an allergen is listed in the recipe, it will be removed from the product. Customer safety is our top priority here! *⁠･⁠゜ﾟ⁠(⁠^⁠O⁠^⁠)⁠↝

Hm… alright I’ll take it!

oki-doki!

*She goes to the kitchen of... I don't know. To make ice cream. There was super cute Japanese music playing that went with the store's static (idk what to write).*

*he sits there, enjoying the vibe!*

*yeah Each staff member was doing their job ig?*

*Shore!*

((the fuck does shore means.))

(Sure lmao)

(ah. Okay uhh...)

*oh there look its the fag cloud in like... Six tables away! Cloud didn't notice Scholar. He looked SLIGGHTTYYY betterz*

Oh! Hey cloud! -*Scholar waves!*

*he looks at him, then away, then back at him realizing thats scholar and waves back, a calm smile on his face*

*Scholar heads over and sits across from him!*

What are you doing here cloud?

im friends with the girl who came a while ago, so i came to visit her. I also wanted ice cream

*Scholar walks into the ice cream shop!*

(forgo this lmao)

*Fruit was attending to some customers, until he turned to Scholar, focused his gaze on him and greeted him openly with a wave.*

Welcome! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Hi! Finally decided to come here… I’m the guy you met in the forest, remember?

I do! of course i do! Welcome to my shop! Oh wait- ill bring you a menú! Let me find a table for you - are you coming alone or expecting people? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Just me, thanks!

Alright! (⁠*⁠꒪⁠ヮ⁠꒪⁠*⁠)

*She guided Scholar to a table for one and handed him the menu.*

*he looked at it for a bit!*

What’s the special?

Thats the secret-special! Its up to the customer to guess what it Is! It does not contain foods to which most people are allergic, unless the allergy is specific. If an allergen is listed in the recipe, it will be removed from the product. Customer safety is our top priority here! *⁠･⁠゜ﾟ⁠(⁠^⁠O⁠^⁠)⁠↝

Hm… alright I’ll take it!

oki-doki!

*She goes to the kitchen of... I don't know. To make ice cream. There was super cute Japanese music playing that went with the store's static (idk what to write).*

*he sits there, enjoying the vibe!*

*yeah Each staff member was doing their job ig?*

*Shore!*

((the fuck does shore means.))

(Sure lmao)

(ah. Okay uhh...)

*oh there look its the fag cloud in like... Six tables away! Cloud didn't notice Scholar. He looked SLIGGHTTYYY betterz*

Oh! Hey cloud! -*Scholar waves!*

*he looks at him, then away, then back at him realizing thats scholar and waves back, a calm smile on his face*

*Scholar walks into the ice cream shop!*

(forgo this lmao)

*Fruit was attending to some customers, until he turned to Scholar, focused his gaze on him and greeted him openly with a wave.*

Welcome! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Hi! Finally decided to come here… I’m the guy you met in the forest, remember?

I do! of course i do! Welcome to my shop! Oh wait- ill bring you a menú! Let me find a table for you - are you coming alone or expecting people? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Just me, thanks!

Alright! (⁠*⁠꒪⁠ヮ⁠꒪⁠*⁠)

*She guided Scholar to a table for one and handed him the menu.*

*he looked at it for a bit!*

What’s the special?

Thats the secret-special! Its up to the customer to guess what it Is! It does not contain foods to which most people are allergic, unless the allergy is specific. If an allergen is listed in the recipe, it will be removed from the product. Customer safety is our top priority here! *⁠･⁠゜ﾟ⁠(⁠^⁠O⁠^⁠)⁠↝

Hm… alright I’ll take it!

oki-doki!

*She goes to the kitchen of... I don't know. To make ice cream. There was super cute Japanese music playing that went with the store's static (idk what to write).*

*he sits there, enjoying the vibe!*

*yeah Each staff member was doing their job ig?*

*Shore!*

((the fuck does shore means.))

(Sure lmao)

#im just gonna make that theyre alredy friend

(ah. Okay uhh...)

*oh there look its the fag cloud in like... Six tables away! Cloud didn't notice Scholar. He looked SLIGGHTTYYY betterz*

"Hey baker. Weird question. You want weed?"

-- @themusesofanarrator // Sugar!

....Sugar. Where the hell did you get weed??? And why me-

"Bitch I grow it."

"Also, I'm bored."

((This bitch is like very depressed rn so yeah this is the perfect time to get green'ed tf out))

You can't just say you're bored then give me weed that you definitely illegally grown.

I don't do weed. Actually-

"I can, free will, baby."

"One can always start."

Do you really think that I would start smoking weed because I am currently very depressed, lost the most important person i have, literally have no idea what to do with the fact that my house is unsafe and I have like idk fucking 12 years left to live?

...yeah you're right, give me the thing

*Sugar gives him the fucking B l u n t*

*Baker used lighter!* here goes nothing.

*insert Baker smoking that blunt.*

*Sugar had another one and also used lighter.*

((MOD: I never expected that Baker would smoke weed but like it is what it is.))

[*oh my fucking dude you think they would stop after 1 blunt? Hah no. I don't think Baker is handling the weed well, bro is very out of himself rn jesus chirst-*]

Heh...so like would it be funny...if like I have bugs...in my lungs right now?

"Hanahaki type shit except it's fuckin. Bugs."

....What the fuck is a "Hamahaki"??

Yo girlfriend/platonically

Do younever like....hate someone so much..you wish they hate you too?... like honestly I cannot. Remember liking..wait no hating....nah fuck it I can't even remember what I'm talking about...guh :3

Hahsh..ehahhehheheh.... :3

"Hanahaki is like. A fictional thing from unrequited love. Flowers. Growing in lungs lol."

"You are not taking this shit that good."

Oh dang flowers??...flowers...why would someone inhaled flowers into their lungs..?? What the fpheck? Nah nawh like rotting stuff...heheh little maggots....things? Worming inside..making you feel like breathing...rottimg

I wi..wuhsh I can just...do something better but noOoOOoOo I have to fucCcCcck things uop...

..HeShaHaHAHAsahaHDHAHS- man I miss my angel so bad...He probably want me dead! Like dead DEAD.

Do you hink fish can taset psiss?

"....HAh. You're mentally ill. And probably."

"You know. My tip? Just talk to- WHISADGJASDGJ-" *Coffee fuckign. Teleported there.*

"....What the fuck."

"...It's been a while. Blunt?"

"Wh- Oh, right. I forgot you grew weed. Nah, not right now."

Hehahhshehshshehehehhehe haiii :3...who are you again???

*Baker touch Coffee's face* hehsheheheh you're weird...touch-...touching thing. Weird liquid person.a....ugly too~

((MOD: istg after this rp I never gonna make this mf talk like this again becausewtf WHO ARE YOU-))

"Whuh."

"He is high as a helicopter lmao."

Ooh wait...waiht oopf I know you right?....yeah I think i know you...lol

"Hahhh. Yeahh."

*Insert Sugar cackling.*

I keep getting reminded of something...soft.... :3

I think I'm going to crazy...really something keeps the feelinhsnthat somethingngoing to...uh...I really don't?? want to die. I miss my angel soOOOoo much :( but...how do I even..love I don't know actually....hurting is easier than that

((MOD: the next line is a ref. I'm so sorry Baker.))

"...Wow. You are like. Very mentally ill."

"Remind me to check in on you more that is deeply concerning."

....I'm into fat bitches-/ref ((MOD: Doing this so i can ss this and piss my bsf off :D))

AHSHhahshhaHahsha....not like I can even remember my own name right now...man what did that one pink guy said again? Oh right..."you're denying blah blah blah" *Baker doing shipper's voice in the mocking way* like GOD forbid..a guy who tell hi-himself to forcefully hate someone....

.......oh to dream again...without chains around your neck like an animal...

((FOR CONTEXT! Baker's dreams mostly being him in a dark pit chained up by the neck and wrists. Dw he forgets MOST of it when he wakes up. Except the chained marks, those are uhh hard to fade.))

"...........Hahhh... ahhhh.... oooooh."

"I need to look into therapy costs."

What the fuck...is a therapy?? ((Sorry my kid..he is uhhhhh he's high./ref))

....I could really use some tea right now....with mold in it.

So I can't see....uhhh ze lyfe of....what is it? Oh reflection....what was I supposed to say again....??? Heshehhshehehs...there're flowers in the room.

"Verdammt, bist du high."

"You speak German?"

"Yeah? What? Didn't know that?"

"NO???????????????"

((I forgot that i was referencing the tea from mranmrv idk how high i was in that last reblog-))

:3 *insert clueless guy*

You speak... funny for a pink woman-

"Wahrscheinlich gebe ich dir kein Gras mehr."

"...I'm getting concerned."

.,..,.,...

......J’ai vraiment besoin de faire remplacer ces pilules... heahshehahehehsheheheshshehehs-

je ne peux pas continuer comme ça... est-ce que cela a quand même de l’importance ? *bluh is he crying?? Or laughing idk im just a Narrator i dont have eyes-*

Je suis toujours le même. Je déteste la personne que je suis.

((Dude no need to speak your dead ma's language, i need that translated yk-))

"I only understood that last sentence from high school French. I definitely need to look into therapy."

"Definitely!"

S-soOoOOooo uhh....you uh the liquidy guy look over ther! A bitchless ho-

"Wh-"

"????????????????????"

*Coffe got his phone stolen!*

*that sounds pathetic if the stealer is a high person...L + skill issues-*COUGHCOU-ehem. Cough* uhh*

Phone.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuck."

"HJKGCDSJGVYKDKUYBLSACDGJKY ACDFSGJKY ASHJGSADCJGY H AHhhajhgshashgas IMAGIUNE"

OOooohhOohOooo...Twitsanon (just a dumb name for twitter-)

*congrats! Baker tweeted a slur to your account, prepare to get canceled*

Anyways...you knooww a lot of people,..hehahsheheahehhehe celebriti or whut...??? I want to call my angel.... *boopboppbopbeepifdkhowcoffeesphoneworkssojustpretend-*

"Wh- WHAT DID YOU POS-"

"SUGAR, WHAT DID HE POST TO MY ACCOUNT. I HEARD TUMBLR."

"hOLD It. Lemme see."

"Baker why did you literally just say the f slur."

((I feel baker just acting like your average homelessman on twitter.com idk why-))

Nuh uh rude lemme , uh just call my pookie rq...

*call @cl0ud-4n0n *

*it took a few tries to him to answer-*

who the fuck- ah, hi coffee.

HA-HAIIIhaiiihaiaiiaihaiiiiii :3

Are you single?

((Im making this an excuse to make him say dumb shits btw))

what the- baker?

...i guess i am????

Yuhh...so like uh...Hai :3

*bitch sounds high-*

...Hai?

...where the fuck are even you? I thought you were dead- are you high???

I'm uhh...at uhh yknow places...I'm at a big ass place actually idk

I'm not highhhh...hehshhehehehsheheheh I wish I were dead tho

((He's at Coffee's place aka Red beauty's castle-))

what??oh, coffee's... why are you calling anyways?

Hehshehshehehe you talk weird...are you jealous oorr something??? He...hshhaahhshehsheh...

Also one queesstioon....why are you like thiz??

like this how?... A cloud? I think I've borned like that or something...

No-nononoNONOnNO not zhat- like...why do you act like thiss?? You make me hate myself than I alreadyy do...

... ¿me? i... dont get it- what did i did?

God....why must you be...SO niCe?? You know it's hard for me to move on...when I don't really hate you...I dooOn't for FUCK sake.. You're so stupid..and perfect...and really stupid and prefect. I hate you, I want you i hate you over and over all the damMN TIME GOD-!

*insert gay European man pathetic crying/silly*

Why can't you just hatee me already...fucking asshoel-

Awueuwueuwuuwuwueuwueueueuwu *crying noises idk-*

Well i-.uh....ah?

...i..h-hey- dont cry! ((cloud you Dumbass)) im on that- i mean I can! I-

"Hey baker. Weird question. You want weed?"

-- @themusesofanarrator // Sugar!

....Sugar. Where the hell did you get weed??? And why me-

"Bitch I grow it."

"Also, I'm bored."

((This bitch is like very depressed rn so yeah this is the perfect time to get green'ed tf out))

You can't just say you're bored then give me weed that you definitely illegally grown.

I don't do weed. Actually-

"I can, free will, baby."

"One can always start."

Do you really think that I would start smoking weed because I am currently very depressed, lost the most important person i have, literally have no idea what to do with the fact that my house is unsafe and I have like idk fucking 12 years left to live?

...yeah you're right, give me the thing

*Sugar gives him the fucking B l u n t*

*Baker used lighter!* here goes nothing.

*insert Baker smoking that blunt.*

*Sugar had another one and also used lighter.*

((MOD: I never expected that Baker would smoke weed but like it is what it is.))

[*oh my fucking dude you think they would stop after 1 blunt? Hah no. I don't think Baker is handling the weed well, bro is very out of himself rn jesus chirst-*]

Heh...so like would it be funny...if like I have bugs...in my lungs right now?

"Hanahaki type shit except it's fuckin. Bugs."

....What the fuck is a "Hamahaki"??

Yo girlfriend/platonically

Do younever like....hate someone so much..you wish they hate you too?... like honestly I cannot. Remember liking..wait no hating....nah fuck it I can't even remember what I'm talking about...guh :3

Hahsh..ehahhehheheh.... :3

"Hanahaki is like. A fictional thing from unrequited love. Flowers. Growing in lungs lol."

"You are not taking this shit that good."

Oh dang flowers??...flowers...why would someone inhaled flowers into their lungs..?? What the fpheck? Nah nawh like rotting stuff...heheh little maggots....things? Worming inside..making you feel like breathing...rottimg

I wi..wuhsh I can just...do something better but noOoOOoOo I have to fucCcCcck things uop...

..HeShaHaHAHAsahaHDHAHS- man I miss my angel so bad...He probably want me dead! Like dead DEAD.

Do you hink fish can taset psiss?

"....HAh. You're mentally ill. And probably."

"You know. My tip? Just talk to- WHISADGJASDGJ-" *Coffee fuckign. Teleported there.*

"....What the fuck."

"...It's been a while. Blunt?"

"Wh- Oh, right. I forgot you grew weed. Nah, not right now."

Hehahhshehshshehehehhehe haiii :3...who are you again???

*Baker touch Coffee's face* hehsheheheh you're weird...touch-...touching thing. Weird liquid person.a....ugly too~

((MOD: istg after this rp I never gonna make this mf talk like this again becausewtf WHO ARE YOU-))

"Whuh."

"He is high as a helicopter lmao."

Ooh wait...waiht oopf I know you right?....yeah I think i know you...lol

"Hahhh. Yeahh."

*Insert Sugar cackling.*

I keep getting reminded of something...soft.... :3

I think I'm going to crazy...really something keeps the feelinhsnthat somethingngoing to...uh...I really don't?? want to die. I miss my angel soOOOoo much :( but...how do I even..love I don't know actually....hurting is easier than that

((MOD: the next line is a ref. I'm so sorry Baker.))

"...Wow. You are like. Very mentally ill."

"Remind me to check in on you more that is deeply concerning."

....I'm into fat bitches-/ref ((MOD: Doing this so i can ss this and piss my bsf off :D))

AHSHhahshhaHahsha....not like I can even remember my own name right now...man what did that one pink guy said again? Oh right..."you're denying blah blah blah" *Baker doing shipper's voice in the mocking way* like GOD forbid..a guy who tell hi-himself to forcefully hate someone....

.......oh to dream again...without chains around your neck like an animal...

((FOR CONTEXT! Baker's dreams mostly being him in a dark pit chained up by the neck and wrists. Dw he forgets MOST of it when he wakes up. Except the chained marks, those are uhh hard to fade.))

"...........Hahhh... ahhhh.... oooooh."

"I need to look into therapy costs."

What the fuck...is a therapy?? ((Sorry my kid..he is uhhhhh he's high./ref))

....I could really use some tea right now....with mold in it.

So I can't see....uhhh ze lyfe of....what is it? Oh reflection....what was I supposed to say again....??? Heshehhshehehs...there're flowers in the room.

"Verdammt, bist du high."

"You speak German?"

"Yeah? What? Didn't know that?"

"NO???????????????"

((I forgot that i was referencing the tea from mranmrv idk how high i was in that last reblog-))

:3 *insert clueless guy*

You speak... funny for a pink woman-

"Wahrscheinlich gebe ich dir kein Gras mehr."

"...I'm getting concerned."

.,..,.,...

......J’ai vraiment besoin de faire remplacer ces pilules... heahshehahehehsheheheshshehehs-

je ne peux pas continuer comme ça... est-ce que cela a quand même de l’importance ? *bluh is he crying?? Or laughing idk im just a Narrator i dont have eyes-*

Je suis toujours le même. Je déteste la personne que je suis.

((Dude no need to speak your dead ma's language, i need that translated yk-))

"I only understood that last sentence from high school French. I definitely need to look into therapy."

"Definitely!"

S-soOoOOooo uhh....you uh the liquidy guy look over ther! A bitchless ho-

"Wh-"

"????????????????????"

*Coffe got his phone stolen!*

*that sounds pathetic if the stealer is a high person...L + skill issues-*COUGHCOU-ehem. Cough* uhh*

Phone.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuck."

"HJKGCDSJGVYKDKUYBLSACDGJKY ACDFSGJKY ASHJGSADCJGY H AHhhajhgshashgas IMAGIUNE"

OOooohhOohOooo...Twitsanon (just a dumb name for twitter-)

*congrats! Baker tweeted a slur to your account, prepare to get canceled*

Anyways...you knooww a lot of people,..hehahsheheahehhehe celebriti or whut...??? I want to call my angel.... *boopboppbopbeepifdkhowcoffeesphoneworkssojustpretend-*

"Wh- WHAT DID YOU POS-"

"SUGAR, WHAT DID HE POST TO MY ACCOUNT. I HEARD TUMBLR."

"hOLD It. Lemme see."

"Baker why did you literally just say the f slur."

((I feel baker just acting like your average homelessman on twitter.com idk why-))

Nuh uh rude lemme , uh just call my pookie rq...

*call @cl0ud-4n0n *

*it took a few tries to him to answer-*

who the fuck- ah, hi coffee.

HA-HAIIIhaiiihaiaiiaihaiiiiii :3

Are you single?

((Im making this an excuse to make him say dumb shits btw))

what the- baker?

...i guess i am????

Yuhh...so like uh...Hai :3

*bitch sounds high-*

...Hai?

...where the fuck are even you? I thought you were dead- are you high???

I'm uhh...at uhh yknow places...I'm at a big ass place actually idk

I'm not highhhh...hehshhehehehsheheheh I wish I were dead tho

((He's at Coffee's place aka Red beauty's castle-))

what??oh, coffee's... why are you calling anyways?

Hehshehshehehe you talk weird...are you jealous oorr something??? He...hshhaahhshehsheh...

Also one queesstioon....why are you like thiz??

like this how?... A cloud? I think I've borned like that or something...

No-nononoNONOnNO not zhat- like...why do you act like thiss?? You make me hate myself than I alreadyy do...

... ¿me? i... dont get it- what did i did?

"...Alriight."

*Coffee snapped his finger and just continued.*

"I'm pretty sure he has some sort of self worth problem, trust issues and more. I doubt you did anything that bad, same with him. Uh. Hope you guys??? Get back together?????"

"Holy shit are you a fucking therapist"

"I should be at this point."

. . .

dont think he wants to. He looks pretty fine to me. Look at him! He's giggling like a fucking kid.

"Hey baker. Weird question. You want weed?"

-- @themusesofanarrator // Sugar!

....Sugar. Where the hell did you get weed??? And why me-

"Bitch I grow it."

"Also, I'm bored."

((This bitch is like very depressed rn so yeah this is the perfect time to get green'ed tf out))

You can't just say you're bored then give me weed that you definitely illegally grown.

I don't do weed. Actually-

"I can, free will, baby."

"One can always start."

Do you really think that I would start smoking weed because I am currently very depressed, lost the most important person i have, literally have no idea what to do with the fact that my house is unsafe and I have like idk fucking 12 years left to live?

...yeah you're right, give me the thing

*Sugar gives him the fucking B l u n t*

*Baker used lighter!* here goes nothing.

*insert Baker smoking that blunt.*

*Sugar had another one and also used lighter.*

((MOD: I never expected that Baker would smoke weed but like it is what it is.))

[*oh my fucking dude you think they would stop after 1 blunt? Hah no. I don't think Baker is handling the weed well, bro is very out of himself rn jesus chirst-*]

Heh...so like would it be funny...if like I have bugs...in my lungs right now?

"Hanahaki type shit except it's fuckin. Bugs."

....What the fuck is a "Hamahaki"??

Yo girlfriend/platonically

Do younever like....hate someone so much..you wish they hate you too?... like honestly I cannot. Remember liking..wait no hating....nah fuck it I can't even remember what I'm talking about...guh :3

Hahsh..ehahhehheheh.... :3

"Hanahaki is like. A fictional thing from unrequited love. Flowers. Growing in lungs lol."

"You are not taking this shit that good."

Oh dang flowers??...flowers...why would someone inhaled flowers into their lungs..?? What the fpheck? Nah nawh like rotting stuff...heheh little maggots....things? Worming inside..making you feel like breathing...rottimg

I wi..wuhsh I can just...do something better but noOoOOoOo I have to fucCcCcck things uop...

..HeShaHaHAHAsahaHDHAHS- man I miss my angel so bad...He probably want me dead! Like dead DEAD.

Do you hink fish can taset psiss?

"....HAh. You're mentally ill. And probably."

"You know. My tip? Just talk to- WHISADGJASDGJ-" *Coffee fuckign. Teleported there.*

"....What the fuck."

"...It's been a while. Blunt?"

"Wh- Oh, right. I forgot you grew weed. Nah, not right now."

Hehahhshehshshehehehhehe haiii :3...who are you again???

*Baker touch Coffee's face* hehsheheheh you're weird...touch-...touching thing. Weird liquid person.a....ugly too~

((MOD: istg after this rp I never gonna make this mf talk like this again becausewtf WHO ARE YOU-))

"Whuh."

"He is high as a helicopter lmao."

Ooh wait...waiht oopf I know you right?....yeah I think i know you...lol

"Hahhh. Yeahh."

*Insert Sugar cackling.*

I keep getting reminded of something...soft.... :3

I think I'm going to crazy...really something keeps the feelinhsnthat somethingngoing to...uh...I really don't?? want to die. I miss my angel soOOOoo much :( but...how do I even..love I don't know actually....hurting is easier than that

((MOD: the next line is a ref. I'm so sorry Baker.))

"...Wow. You are like. Very mentally ill."

"Remind me to check in on you more that is deeply concerning."

....I'm into fat bitches-/ref ((MOD: Doing this so i can ss this and piss my bsf off :D))

AHSHhahshhaHahsha....not like I can even remember my own name right now...man what did that one pink guy said again? Oh right..."you're denying blah blah blah" *Baker doing shipper's voice in the mocking way* like GOD forbid..a guy who tell hi-himself to forcefully hate someone....

.......oh to dream again...without chains around your neck like an animal...

((FOR CONTEXT! Baker's dreams mostly being him in a dark pit chained up by the neck and wrists. Dw he forgets MOST of it when he wakes up. Except the chained marks, those are uhh hard to fade.))

"...........Hahhh... ahhhh.... oooooh."

"I need to look into therapy costs."

What the fuck...is a therapy?? ((Sorry my kid..he is uhhhhh he's high./ref))

....I could really use some tea right now....with mold in it.

So I can't see....uhhh ze lyfe of....what is it? Oh reflection....what was I supposed to say again....??? Heshehhshehehs...there're flowers in the room.

"Verdammt, bist du high."

"You speak German?"

"Yeah? What? Didn't know that?"

"NO???????????????"

((I forgot that i was referencing the tea from mranmrv idk how high i was in that last reblog-))

:3 *insert clueless guy*

You speak... funny for a pink woman-

"Wahrscheinlich gebe ich dir kein Gras mehr."

"...I'm getting concerned."

.,..,.,...

......J’ai vraiment besoin de faire remplacer ces pilules... heahshehahehehsheheheshshehehs-

je ne peux pas continuer comme ça... est-ce que cela a quand même de l’importance ? *bluh is he crying?? Or laughing idk im just a Narrator i dont have eyes-*

Je suis toujours le même. Je déteste la personne que je suis.

((Dude no need to speak your dead ma's language, i need that translated yk-))

"I only understood that last sentence from high school French. I definitely need to look into therapy."

"Definitely!"

S-soOoOOooo uhh....you uh the liquidy guy look over ther! A bitchless ho-

"Wh-"

"????????????????????"

*Coffe got his phone stolen!*

*that sounds pathetic if the stealer is a high person...L + skill issues-*COUGHCOU-ehem. Cough* uhh*

Phone.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuck."

"HJKGCDSJGVYKDKUYBLSACDGJKY ACDFSGJKY ASHJGSADCJGY H AHhhajhgshashgas IMAGIUNE"

OOooohhOohOooo...Twitsanon (just a dumb name for twitter-)

*congrats! Baker tweeted a slur to your account, prepare to get canceled*

Anyways...you knooww a lot of people,..hehahsheheahehhehe celebriti or whut...??? I want to call my angel.... *boopboppbopbeepifdkhowcoffeesphoneworkssojustpretend-*

"Wh- WHAT DID YOU POS-"

"SUGAR, WHAT DID HE POST TO MY ACCOUNT. I HEARD TUMBLR."

"hOLD It. Lemme see."

"Baker why did you literally just say the f slur."

((I feel baker just acting like your average homelessman on twitter.com idk why-))

Nuh uh rude lemme , uh just call my pookie rq...

*call @cl0ud-4n0n *

*it took a few tries to him to answer-*

who the fuck- ah, hi coffee.

HA-HAIIIhaiiihaiaiiaihaiiiiii :3

Are you single?

((Im making this an excuse to make him say dumb shits btw))

what the- baker?

...i guess i am????

Yuhh...so like uh...Hai :3

*bitch sounds high-*

...Hai?

...where the fuck are even you? I thought you were dead- are you high???

I'm uhh...at uhh yknow places...I'm at a big ass place actually idk

I'm not highhhh...hehshhehehehsheheheh I wish I were dead tho

((He's at Coffee's place aka Red beauty's castle-))

what??oh, coffee's... why are you calling anyways?

Hehshehshehehe you talk weird...are you jealous oorr something??? He...hshhaahhshehsheh...

Also one queesstioon....why are you like thiz??

like this how?... A cloud? I think I've borned like that or something...

No-nononoNONOnNO not zhat- like...why do you act like thiss?? You make me hate myself than I alreadyy do...

... ¿me? i... dont get it- what did i did?

"Hey baker. Weird question. You want weed?"

-- @themusesofanarrator // Sugar!

....Sugar. Where the hell did you get weed??? And why me-

"Bitch I grow it."

"Also, I'm bored."

((This bitch is like very depressed rn so yeah this is the perfect time to get green'ed tf out))

You can't just say you're bored then give me weed that you definitely illegally grown.

I don't do weed. Actually-

"I can, free will, baby."

"One can always start."

Do you really think that I would start smoking weed because I am currently very depressed, lost the most important person i have, literally have no idea what to do with the fact that my house is unsafe and I have like idk fucking 12 years left to live?

...yeah you're right, give me the thing

*Sugar gives him the fucking B l u n t*

*Baker used lighter!* here goes nothing.

*insert Baker smoking that blunt.*

*Sugar had another one and also used lighter.*

((MOD: I never expected that Baker would smoke weed but like it is what it is.))

[*oh my fucking dude you think they would stop after 1 blunt? Hah no. I don't think Baker is handling the weed well, bro is very out of himself rn jesus chirst-*]

Heh...so like would it be funny...if like I have bugs...in my lungs right now?

"Hanahaki type shit except it's fuckin. Bugs."

....What the fuck is a "Hamahaki"??

Yo girlfriend/platonically

Do younever like....hate someone so much..you wish they hate you too?... like honestly I cannot. Remember liking..wait no hating....nah fuck it I can't even remember what I'm talking about...guh :3

Hahsh..ehahhehheheh.... :3

"Hanahaki is like. A fictional thing from unrequited love. Flowers. Growing in lungs lol."

"You are not taking this shit that good."

Oh dang flowers??...flowers...why would someone inhaled flowers into their lungs..?? What the fpheck? Nah nawh like rotting stuff...heheh little maggots....things? Worming inside..making you feel like breathing...rottimg

I wi..wuhsh I can just...do something better but noOoOOoOo I have to fucCcCcck things uop...

..HeShaHaHAHAsahaHDHAHS- man I miss my angel so bad...He probably want me dead! Like dead DEAD.

Do you hink fish can taset psiss?

"....HAh. You're mentally ill. And probably."

"You know. My tip? Just talk to- WHISADGJASDGJ-" *Coffee fuckign. Teleported there.*

"....What the fuck."

"...It's been a while. Blunt?"

"Wh- Oh, right. I forgot you grew weed. Nah, not right now."

Hehahhshehshshehehehhehe haiii :3...who are you again???

*Baker touch Coffee's face* hehsheheheh you're weird...touch-...touching thing. Weird liquid person.a....ugly too~

((MOD: istg after this rp I never gonna make this mf talk like this again becausewtf WHO ARE YOU-))

"Whuh."

"He is high as a helicopter lmao."

Ooh wait...waiht oopf I know you right?....yeah I think i know you...lol

"Hahhh. Yeahh."

*Insert Sugar cackling.*

I keep getting reminded of something...soft.... :3

I think I'm going to crazy...really something keeps the feelinhsnthat somethingngoing to...uh...I really don't?? want to die. I miss my angel soOOOoo much :( but...how do I even..love I don't know actually....hurting is easier than that

((MOD: the next line is a ref. I'm so sorry Baker.))

"...Wow. You are like. Very mentally ill."

"Remind me to check in on you more that is deeply concerning."

....I'm into fat bitches-/ref ((MOD: Doing this so i can ss this and piss my bsf off :D))

AHSHhahshhaHahsha....not like I can even remember my own name right now...man what did that one pink guy said again? Oh right..."you're denying blah blah blah" *Baker doing shipper's voice in the mocking way* like GOD forbid..a guy who tell hi-himself to forcefully hate someone....

.......oh to dream again...without chains around your neck like an animal...

((FOR CONTEXT! Baker's dreams mostly being him in a dark pit chained up by the neck and wrists. Dw he forgets MOST of it when he wakes up. Except the chained marks, those are uhh hard to fade.))

"...........Hahhh... ahhhh.... oooooh."

"I need to look into therapy costs."

What the fuck...is a therapy?? ((Sorry my kid..he is uhhhhh he's high./ref))

....I could really use some tea right now....with mold in it.

So I can't see....uhhh ze lyfe of....what is it? Oh reflection....what was I supposed to say again....??? Heshehhshehehs...there're flowers in the room.

"Verdammt, bist du high."

"You speak German?"

"Yeah? What? Didn't know that?"

"NO???????????????"

((I forgot that i was referencing the tea from mranmrv idk how high i was in that last reblog-))

:3 *insert clueless guy*

You speak... funny for a pink woman-

"Wahrscheinlich gebe ich dir kein Gras mehr."

"...I'm getting concerned."

.,..,.,...

......J’ai vraiment besoin de faire remplacer ces pilules... heahshehahehehsheheheshshehehs-

je ne peux pas continuer comme ça... est-ce que cela a quand même de l’importance ? *bluh is he crying?? Or laughing idk im just a Narrator i dont have eyes-*

Je suis toujours le même. Je déteste la personne que je suis.

((Dude no need to speak your dead ma's language, i need that translated yk-))

"I only understood that last sentence from high school French. I definitely need to look into therapy."

"Definitely!"

S-soOoOOooo uhh....you uh the liquidy guy look over ther! A bitchless ho-

"Wh-"

"????????????????????"

*Coffe got his phone stolen!*

*that sounds pathetic if the stealer is a high person...L + skill issues-*COUGHCOU-ehem. Cough* uhh*

Phone.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuck."

"HJKGCDSJGVYKDKUYBLSACDGJKY ACDFSGJKY ASHJGSADCJGY H AHhhajhgshashgas IMAGIUNE"

OOooohhOohOooo...Twitsanon (just a dumb name for twitter-)

*congrats! Baker tweeted a slur to your account, prepare to get canceled*

Anyways...you knooww a lot of people,..hehahsheheahehhehe celebriti or whut...??? I want to call my angel.... *boopboppbopbeepifdkhowcoffeesphoneworkssojustpretend-*

"Wh- WHAT DID YOU POS-"

"SUGAR, WHAT DID HE POST TO MY ACCOUNT. I HEARD TUMBLR."

"hOLD It. Lemme see."

"Baker why did you literally just say the f slur."

((I feel baker just acting like your average homelessman on twitter.com idk why-))

Nuh uh rude lemme , uh just call my pookie rq...

*call @cl0ud-4n0n *

*it took a few tries to him to answer-*

who the fuck- ah, hi coffee.

HA-HAIIIhaiiihaiaiiaihaiiiiii :3

Are you single?

((Im making this an excuse to make him say dumb shits btw))

what the- baker?

...i guess i am????

Yuhh...so like uh...Hai :3

*bitch sounds high-*

...Hai?

...where the fuck are even you? I thought you were dead- are you high???

I'm uhh...at uhh yknow places...I'm at a big ass place actually idk

I'm not highhhh...hehshhehehehsheheheh I wish I were dead tho

((He's at Coffee's place aka Red beauty's castle-))

what??oh, coffee's... why are you calling anyways?

Hehshehshehehe you talk weird...are you jealous oorr something??? He...hshhaahhshehsheh...

Also one queesstioon....why are you like thiz??

like this how?... A cloud? I think I've borned like that or something...

"Hey baker. Weird question. You want weed?"

-- @themusesofanarrator // Sugar!

....Sugar. Where the hell did you get weed??? And why me-

"Bitch I grow it."

"Also, I'm bored."

((This bitch is like very depressed rn so yeah this is the perfect time to get green'ed tf out))

You can't just say you're bored then give me weed that you definitely illegally grown.

I don't do weed. Actually-

"I can, free will, baby."

"One can always start."

Do you really think that I would start smoking weed because I am currently very depressed, lost the most important person i have, literally have no idea what to do with the fact that my house is unsafe and I have like idk fucking 12 years left to live?

...yeah you're right, give me the thing

*Sugar gives him the fucking B l u n t*

*Baker used lighter!* here goes nothing.

*insert Baker smoking that blunt.*

*Sugar had another one and also used lighter.*

((MOD: I never expected that Baker would smoke weed but like it is what it is.))

[*oh my fucking dude you think they would stop after 1 blunt? Hah no. I don't think Baker is handling the weed well, bro is very out of himself rn jesus chirst-*]

Heh...so like would it be funny...if like I have bugs...in my lungs right now?

"Hanahaki type shit except it's fuckin. Bugs."

....What the fuck is a "Hamahaki"??

Yo girlfriend/platonically

Do younever like....hate someone so much..you wish they hate you too?... like honestly I cannot. Remember liking..wait no hating....nah fuck it I can't even remember what I'm talking about...guh :3

Hahsh..ehahhehheheh.... :3

"Hanahaki is like. A fictional thing from unrequited love. Flowers. Growing in lungs lol."

"You are not taking this shit that good."

Oh dang flowers??...flowers...why would someone inhaled flowers into their lungs..?? What the fpheck? Nah nawh like rotting stuff...heheh little maggots....things? Worming inside..making you feel like breathing...rottimg

I wi..wuhsh I can just...do something better but noOoOOoOo I have to fucCcCcck things uop...

..HeShaHaHAHAsahaHDHAHS- man I miss my angel so bad...He probably want me dead! Like dead DEAD.

Do you hink fish can taset psiss?

"....HAh. You're mentally ill. And probably."

"You know. My tip? Just talk to- WHISADGJASDGJ-" *Coffee fuckign. Teleported there.*

"....What the fuck."

"...It's been a while. Blunt?"

"Wh- Oh, right. I forgot you grew weed. Nah, not right now."

Hehahhshehshshehehehhehe haiii :3...who are you again???

*Baker touch Coffee's face* hehsheheheh you're weird...touch-...touching thing. Weird liquid person.a....ugly too~

((MOD: istg after this rp I never gonna make this mf talk like this again becausewtf WHO ARE YOU-))

"Whuh."

"He is high as a helicopter lmao."

Ooh wait...waiht oopf I know you right?....yeah I think i know you...lol

"Hahhh. Yeahh."

*Insert Sugar cackling.*

I keep getting reminded of something...soft.... :3

I think I'm going to crazy...really something keeps the feelinhsnthat somethingngoing to...uh...I really don't?? want to die. I miss my angel soOOOoo much :( but...how do I even..love I don't know actually....hurting is easier than that

((MOD: the next line is a ref. I'm so sorry Baker.))

"...Wow. You are like. Very mentally ill."

"Remind me to check in on you more that is deeply concerning."

....I'm into fat bitches-/ref ((MOD: Doing this so i can ss this and piss my bsf off :D))

AHSHhahshhaHahsha....not like I can even remember my own name right now...man what did that one pink guy said again? Oh right..."you're denying blah blah blah" *Baker doing shipper's voice in the mocking way* like GOD forbid..a guy who tell hi-himself to forcefully hate someone....

.......oh to dream again...without chains around your neck like an animal...

((FOR CONTEXT! Baker's dreams mostly being him in a dark pit chained up by the neck and wrists. Dw he forgets MOST of it when he wakes up. Except the chained marks, those are uhh hard to fade.))

"...........Hahhh... ahhhh.... oooooh."

"I need to look into therapy costs."

What the fuck...is a therapy?? ((Sorry my kid..he is uhhhhh he's high./ref))

....I could really use some tea right now....with mold in it.

So I can't see....uhhh ze lyfe of....what is it? Oh reflection....what was I supposed to say again....??? Heshehhshehehs...there're flowers in the room.

"Verdammt, bist du high."

"You speak German?"

"Yeah? What? Didn't know that?"

"NO???????????????"

((I forgot that i was referencing the tea from mranmrv idk how high i was in that last reblog-))

:3 *insert clueless guy*

You speak... funny for a pink woman-

"Wahrscheinlich gebe ich dir kein Gras mehr."

"...I'm getting concerned."

.,..,.,...

......J’ai vraiment besoin de faire remplacer ces pilules... heahshehahehehsheheheshshehehs-

je ne peux pas continuer comme ça... est-ce que cela a quand même de l’importance ? *bluh is he crying?? Or laughing idk im just a Narrator i dont have eyes-*

Je suis toujours le même. Je déteste la personne que je suis.

((Dude no need to speak your dead ma's language, i need that translated yk-))

"I only understood that last sentence from high school French. I definitely need to look into therapy."

"Definitely!"

S-soOoOOooo uhh....you uh the liquidy guy look over ther! A bitchless ho-

"Wh-"

"????????????????????"

*Coffe got his phone stolen!*

*that sounds pathetic if the stealer is a high person...L + skill issues-*COUGHCOU-ehem. Cough* uhh*

Phone.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuck."

"HJKGCDSJGVYKDKUYBLSACDGJKY ACDFSGJKY ASHJGSADCJGY H AHhhajhgshashgas IMAGIUNE"

OOooohhOohOooo...Twitsanon (just a dumb name for twitter-)

*congrats! Baker tweeted a slur to your account, prepare to get canceled*

Anyways...you knooww a lot of people,..hehahsheheahehhehe celebriti or whut...??? I want to call my angel.... *boopboppbopbeepifdkhowcoffeesphoneworkssojustpretend-*

"Wh- WHAT DID YOU POS-"

"SUGAR, WHAT DID HE POST TO MY ACCOUNT. I HEARD TUMBLR."

"hOLD It. Lemme see."

"Baker why did you literally just say the f slur."

((I feel baker just acting like your average homelessman on twitter.com idk why-))

Nuh uh rude lemme , uh just call my pookie rq...

*call @cl0ud-4n0n *

*it took a few tries to him to answer-*

who the fuck- ah, hi coffee.

HA-HAIIIhaiiihaiaiiaihaiiiiii :3

Are you single?

((Im making this an excuse to make him say dumb shits btw))

what the- baker?

...i guess i am????

Yuhh...so like uh...Hai :3

*bitch sounds high-*

"Oh fuck, Cloud? Been a while, dude! Hiii! I gave him weed."

"What the fuck THAT'S MY PHONE"

"Blablabla stfu girlypop we're talking to Cloud"

"BUT MY PHONE???????????????????"

Pfft- haiii...! How have yall been?

"Baker is like. Mentally ill. Extremely."

"YEAH NO SHIT HE SAID HE HATES HIMSELF IN FRENCH"

"Coffee's going to look into therapy for the guy."

that's...how worse has he been?

"Hey baker. Weird question. You want weed?"

-- @themusesofanarrator // Sugar!

....Sugar. Where the hell did you get weed??? And why me-

"Bitch I grow it."

"Also, I'm bored."

((This bitch is like very depressed rn so yeah this is the perfect time to get green'ed tf out))

You can't just say you're bored then give me weed that you definitely illegally grown.

I don't do weed. Actually-

"I can, free will, baby."

"One can always start."

Do you really think that I would start smoking weed because I am currently very depressed, lost the most important person i have, literally have no idea what to do with the fact that my house is unsafe and I have like idk fucking 12 years left to live?

...yeah you're right, give me the thing

*Sugar gives him the fucking B l u n t*

*Baker used lighter!* here goes nothing.

*insert Baker smoking that blunt.*

*Sugar had another one and also used lighter.*

((MOD: I never expected that Baker would smoke weed but like it is what it is.))

[*oh my fucking dude you think they would stop after 1 blunt? Hah no. I don't think Baker is handling the weed well, bro is very out of himself rn jesus chirst-*]

Heh...so like would it be funny...if like I have bugs...in my lungs right now?

"Hanahaki type shit except it's fuckin. Bugs."

....What the fuck is a "Hamahaki"??

Yo girlfriend/platonically

Do younever like....hate someone so much..you wish they hate you too?... like honestly I cannot. Remember liking..wait no hating....nah fuck it I can't even remember what I'm talking about...guh :3

Hahsh..ehahhehheheh.... :3

"Hanahaki is like. A fictional thing from unrequited love. Flowers. Growing in lungs lol."

"You are not taking this shit that good."

Oh dang flowers??...flowers...why would someone inhaled flowers into their lungs..?? What the fpheck? Nah nawh like rotting stuff...heheh little maggots....things? Worming inside..making you feel like breathing...rottimg

I wi..wuhsh I can just...do something better but noOoOOoOo I have to fucCcCcck things uop...

..HeShaHaHAHAsahaHDHAHS- man I miss my angel so bad...He probably want me dead! Like dead DEAD.

Do you hink fish can taset psiss?

"....HAh. You're mentally ill. And probably."

"You know. My tip? Just talk to- WHISADGJASDGJ-" *Coffee fuckign. Teleported there.*

"....What the fuck."

"...It's been a while. Blunt?"

"Wh- Oh, right. I forgot you grew weed. Nah, not right now."

Hehahhshehshshehehehhehe haiii :3...who are you again???

*Baker touch Coffee's face* hehsheheheh you're weird...touch-...touching thing. Weird liquid person.a....ugly too~

((MOD: istg after this rp I never gonna make this mf talk like this again becausewtf WHO ARE YOU-))

"Whuh."

"He is high as a helicopter lmao."

Ooh wait...waiht oopf I know you right?....yeah I think i know you...lol

"Hahhh. Yeahh."

*Insert Sugar cackling.*

I keep getting reminded of something...soft.... :3

I think I'm going to crazy...really something keeps the feelinhsnthat somethingngoing to...uh...I really don't?? want to die. I miss my angel soOOOoo much :( but...how do I even..love I don't know actually....hurting is easier than that

((MOD: the next line is a ref. I'm so sorry Baker.))

"...Wow. You are like. Very mentally ill."

"Remind me to check in on you more that is deeply concerning."

....I'm into fat bitches-/ref ((MOD: Doing this so i can ss this and piss my bsf off :D))

AHSHhahshhaHahsha....not like I can even remember my own name right now...man what did that one pink guy said again? Oh right..."you're denying blah blah blah" *Baker doing shipper's voice in the mocking way* like GOD forbid..a guy who tell hi-himself to forcefully hate someone....

.......oh to dream again...without chains around your neck like an animal...

((FOR CONTEXT! Baker's dreams mostly being him in a dark pit chained up by the neck and wrists. Dw he forgets MOST of it when he wakes up. Except the chained marks, those are uhh hard to fade.))

"...........Hahhh... ahhhh.... oooooh."

"I need to look into therapy costs."

What the fuck...is a therapy?? ((Sorry my kid..he is uhhhhh he's high./ref))

....I could really use some tea right now....with mold in it.

So I can't see....uhhh ze lyfe of....what is it? Oh reflection....what was I supposed to say again....??? Heshehhshehehs...there're flowers in the room.

"Verdammt, bist du high."

"You speak German?"

"Yeah? What? Didn't know that?"

"NO???????????????"

((I forgot that i was referencing the tea from mranmrv idk how high i was in that last reblog-))

:3 *insert clueless guy*

You speak... funny for a pink woman-

"Wahrscheinlich gebe ich dir kein Gras mehr."

"...I'm getting concerned."

.,..,.,...

......J’ai vraiment besoin de faire remplacer ces pilules... heahshehahehehsheheheshshehehs-

je ne peux pas continuer comme ça... est-ce que cela a quand même de l’importance ? *bluh is he crying?? Or laughing idk im just a Narrator i dont have eyes-*

Je suis toujours le même. Je déteste la personne que je suis.

((Dude no need to speak your dead ma's language, i need that translated yk-))

"I only understood that last sentence from high school French. I definitely need to look into therapy."

"Definitely!"

S-soOoOOooo uhh....you uh the liquidy guy look over ther! A bitchless ho-

"Wh-"

"????????????????????"

*Coffe got his phone stolen!*

*that sounds pathetic if the stealer is a high person...L + skill issues-*COUGHCOU-ehem. Cough* uhh*

Phone.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuck."

"HJKGCDSJGVYKDKUYBLSACDGJKY ACDFSGJKY ASHJGSADCJGY H AHhhajhgshashgas IMAGIUNE"

OOooohhOohOooo...Twitsanon (just a dumb name for twitter-)

*congrats! Baker tweeted a slur to your account, prepare to get canceled*

Anyways...you knooww a lot of people,..hehahsheheahehhehe celebriti or whut...??? I want to call my angel.... *boopboppbopbeepifdkhowcoffeesphoneworkssojustpretend-*

"Wh- WHAT DID YOU POS-"

"SUGAR, WHAT DID HE POST TO MY ACCOUNT. I HEARD TUMBLR."

"hOLD It. Lemme see."

"Baker why did you literally just say the f slur."

((I feel baker just acting like your average homelessman on twitter.com idk why-))

Nuh uh rude lemme , uh just call my pookie rq...

*call @cl0ud-4n0n *