welcome to my crow's nest

mmm shiny | '99, she/her Art blog: clairdelilacart animation lover, stuck down the kpop hole, only goal in life is to be a cat mum

[fibro-memes]

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[slumparade]

genie for you 💫

[lemondrop-sunrise]

SONG MINGI & PARK SEONGHWA TROUBLEMAKER

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[parentheticalaside]

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

[yesornopolls]

do you get sleep paralysis (yes, with entities. yes, w/o entities. no)

Do you get sleep paralysis?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 3 hours

[mystylemyego]

if someone had told me a day ago "woosan are gonna cover mitotic at the fanmeet" I would've assumed that would be all anyone would be talking about after. that surely it would be the most homoerotic and sexually charged thing to happen on that stage. and yet.

[shwasutopia]

sending this post from 6ft underground..... I have no words for what I've seen today PARK SEONGHWA YOU WILL RUE TODAY RUE IT.... hwagi pls give me a chance I'll be good to you 😔

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[csny]

[thesituation]

[killxbunnyyy]

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[thelibrarina]

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[dommingateez]

the chances of woosan pulling a dan and phil are low. but never zero

[flork-of-cows-official]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[probuccalfat]

men used to deal with loneliness by writing shit like catcher in the rye or the death of ivan ilyich but now they go right to manosphere podcasts and peptides