Clam OwO

Hey it’s Clam I’m queer and my life could be summed up to the sound of a phone hitting the floor They/he/it if y’all’d mind Oh yeah uh 23 years old

[clambucket]

Anyone wanna hear about my next gen au?

[maidthings]

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

[meatgoat]

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light

[pnglove]

[pansy2025]

things used to be $5

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[haaarpb]

🤲

[reineyday]

love when a show introduces a set of three characters and immediately ur like, "ah, polyamory."

[singing-bowl]

thinking about how ursula k leguin said "what goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives" and how everyday i wake up slightly different and i can feel myself shed the skin of who i used to be slowly, slowly, until i look back and can scarcely recognise who i was... but also she is still a part of me, part of the leaf litter and the humus, supporting me as i send new roots down and new leaves stretching up to the sunlight

[notahorseindisguise]

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

[notahorseindisguise]

also after realising how GAY my "thank youuuu~~ ^_^" and the little curtsy i did was, i grabbed my sandwich off him, my smile faded from embarrassment and i turned around and marched out the door without saying anything else

[notahorseindisguise]

he saw me go in real time from faggot to emotionless robot

[notahorseindisguise]

why would you queue this post. it is may and you set this up to remind me specifically of my romantic failures from november last year

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

passing the joint to the fursuiter homie and they have to stick their arm all the way down their dog mouth to reach their functional mouth

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[ich-bin-jude]

[nitpickspot]

Whatever happened to Stochastic Terrorism?

It seems like people were starting to understand that concept a few years ago.

[cantotallyeven]

[chrispineofficial]

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

[chrispineofficial]

i’m obsessed with you. shall we get married

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[starrynet]