Clam OwO

Hey it’s Clam I’m queer and my life could be summed up to the sound of a phone hitting the floor They/he/it if y’all’d mind Oh yeah uh 23 years old

[clambucket]

Anyone wanna hear about my next gen au?

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[aromantic-diaries]

This is what the aromantic flag stands for btw (sources: dude trust me)

[loudestcloud]

Do I wanna ask about the gas leak..?

[aromantic-diaries]

[yardsards]

love is in the air? wrong! gas leak AND weed smoke.

[deez-nuts-sixty-nine]

Please do not smoke weed right next to the gas leak it is a significant safety hazard.

[jay-aro]

don't worry! we have the gas leak in one room and the weed smoke in another. it's very secure 👍

[aromantic-diaries]

You remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room, right? Please tell me you remembered to close the door to the gas leak room before you entered the weed room

[randomname3]

[yume-fanfare]

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

[paperjoshi]

what the fuck is a time knife

[bramblepatch]

[strawberrylovely]

[undeadentropy]

Time knife is a form of time knife

[numberlover1729]

the time knife is NOT an example of this (from !! It gets mentioned in 2 episodes, and even then it's only for a sentence or two.

[clambucket]

“Well I’ve been a customer with your company for 10 years, I think that should mean something”

So you think that means you have a right to better customer service than everyone else? You think that just because you’ve been paying the same amount every month for 10 years, you have priority over someone who’s been paying the same amount as you every month for 2 years? Why? It’s not like you have “earned” it. You are a human and deserve respect and decency, yes, but you don’t deserve it more than anyone else. Even if you did “earn” it, so did our other customers. By paying the same as you every month. You may have spent more total than some others, but you are not more important than your peers for believing in some abstract concept like company loyalty. We both know that’s not a real thing, right? You felt it necessary to have me abandon another customer to help you because your issues are more urgent, you have spent more money, you are more important than some other guy.

You are not. We appreciate your patronage over the years, but you do not mean much to me, some employee, in the grand scheme of things

[clambucket]

I love my gf and I can’t imagine my life without her and everything but I’m also scared of us breaking up bc then if I wanted to find another I’d have to participate in the current dating culture and idk if I could handle something called a situationship

[mewwon]

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[no-tengo-ojos]

Incredible things happening on tumblr

[rockzombii]

uhh yeah

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[lagtrainzzz]

i think transfems should be allowed to be good at sports.

sometimes a trans woman wins against a cis woman. sometimes a cis woman wins against another cis woman too. yet only one of them is allowed to win without facing consequences.

it's not enough to support transfems in sports if your support hinges on us being bad at them.

[aidashakur]

[distractionsfromthefood]

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts