acid on the floor

Scott/Sam (+y suffix if you like) he/him or whatever strikes your fancy 17 xoxo

[clangcrunchyeowch]

xoxo

feeling very violent recently

[pundeserving]

Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[clangcrunchyeowch]

happy 4/13 EEK so joyous

[morganlefag]

fun fact there were at least two people named lancelot recorded in the 1292 paris census so I think we know what the 13th century equivalent of naming your kid sasuke was

[marzipanandminutiae]

other names that sound normal now but are actually From Pop Culture- meaning they were used for fictional characters before they became real-people names -include:

- Mavis (from the book The Sorrows of Satan, 1895)

- Pamela (from the book The Countess of Pembroke’s Arcadia, late 16th century, but popularized by the 1740 novel Pamela)

- Imogen (from Shakespeare’s play Cymbeline, c. 1611. possibly a typesetting error on the earlier name Innogen)

- Enola (from the book Enola, or Her Fatal Mistake, 1886)

- Vanessa (from the poem Cadenus and Vanessa, 1812)

- Cedric (from the book Ivanhoe, 1819. transposition of letters from the earlier Saxon name Cerdic)

- Dorian (from the book The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891. similar masculine names had previously existed, like Dorus, Doros, and Dorios, but Wilde is believed to have coined this specific usage)

- Jessica (from Shakespeare’s play The Merchant of Venice, c. 1596-7. Possibly an Anglicization- Italianization? -of the Hebrew name Yiskah, since the character is Jewish)

[princesssarisa]

– Wendy (from Peter Pan, 1904. It was sometimes used beforehand as a nickname for Gwendolyn, but wasn't used as a given name until J. M. Barrie popularized it.)

– Cora (from the book The Last of the Mohicans, 1826.)

– Lorna (from the book Lorna Doone, 1869.)

– Miranda (from Shakespeare's play The Tempest, c. 1610-11.)

– Norma (from Alexandre Soumet's play Norma, ou L'infanticide, 1831, best known as the source for Bellini's opera Norma, which premiered later the same year.)

[merlischachen]

i just KNOW margery kempe would do numbers on tumblr.com

[eknippp]

Some of my favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:

"Copy. Moon joy."

"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."

“If you’ve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.”

"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon."

"We just went sci fi."

"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."

"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."

“It’s a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.”

[tevruden]

People always wonder why we need to risk sending humans out to do this when we can just send a robot. I think this is a good explanation.

[keetakatze]

c can I ask for some jet lag blinkies.... 🥺 (ESPECIALLY FROM BEN PLS ! TY 🥺)

I HAVE COME WITH STAMPS!! (I have no clue what Jet Lag is so I hope this is enough, if not, then please send me gifs you want...)

[luguuuu]

[byjove]

I do think it’s hilarious JD Vance is sooooooo loud and open about being a Catholic convert and being so Catholic and Christian and godly and the pope is like “I do not fuck with you. I condemn the Trump administration in the strongest possible terms.” they would be licking his ass if he was still an evangelical Protestant but he is so committed to his Catholic cosplay humiliation fetish that he will not give up, even if the head of the Catholic Church is releasing the papal equivalent of strongly worded hate mail. It has to be a fetish. That is the only way it makes sense.

[ratlord-supreme]

There are two wolves inside you. One wants to draw Cecil WTNV in a nice, fashionable purple outfit. The other wants you to draw him in something so ugly that canon Cecil would weep with joy. You are gay.

[penny-anna]

On the one hand it's absolutely not possible to reliably tell if an image is AI generated and you should not just trust your instincts. On the other hand sometimes you look at something for 0.1 seconds and go that's AI lmao

[blujayeyes]

Every time a welcome to night vale fanartist resists the urge to draw Cecil Gershwin Palmer in the stereotypical tumblr sexyman uniform(sharp 3 piece suit in a fun colour) and explodes a party city on him instead an angel earns its wings

[iris895]

“average day on Tumblr includes 60 stabbings” factoid is actualy just a statistical error.  average day on tumblr includes 0 stabbings.  The Ides of March, which comes every March 15th and includes 23,000 stabbings of one guy is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[clangcrunchyeowch]

bro are u not on a plane

haha yes i was i uhm i had the plane wifi though hhahaha

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[evilwizard]

okay. rude.

[grillmasterxbbq]

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe