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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Today's Document
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Hi? It’s been a whole 2 years. It’s been crazy and I know I’ve been away from RWBY. But uhhh life as an adult has been kicking my butt but now I’m a blue belt in taekwondo so I can’t beat its butt too?
ANYWAYS. Enjoy. I’ve written this to cope with the uncertainties of Vol9 finale. Idk what’s gonna happen but I hope it’s entertaining at least.
Sacred image
Look a this photograph
it's Lovers' Day (our valentine's) in Brazil and the french embassy is posting old man yaoi on main
Who decided we have to give up pure and wholesome things just to grow up? Sleeping with a little Pikachu plushie does not mean I don’t also make my own doctor appointments.
reblogging because I think there needs to be more notes and more people comfortable with the idea that adulthood is a lie.
Pokemon Heritage Post
thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol
I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.
(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)
Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"
Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.
"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"
My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.
some asshole: tries to control his wife by withholding bath snacks
op's husband:
To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.
Knowing all this has always made this bit of Beren’s song instantly reduce me to tears:
Though all to ruin fell the world
and were dissolved and backward hurled
unmade into the old abyss,
yet were its making good, for this—
the dawn, the dusk, the earth, the sea—
that Lúthien on a time should be!
Tolkien straight up wrote a poem that said “the world could end, but it wouldn’t have all been pointless, because she was in this world, however briefly, and that justified all the rest.” Kills me.
Who can outdo Wife Guy Tolkien? Dude was writing elaborate AUs where his wife is an impossibly beautiful magic-wielding immortal elf princess who fights Satan and wins to rescue her human boyfriend from Satan’s doom fortress. Flawless.
It's kinda cute how Argentina just sorta reaches her hand out so she can have a border with Brasil 🥰
Alguém aí já tinha reparado nessa mãozinha boba da Argentina?
... é Yuri ou Yaoi?
Decidam
Yuri
Yaoi
Resultado oficial: BRARG É YURI
Nós fomos colonizados por Portugal durante muito tempo
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Where do you put your soap?
To the right of the faucet
To the left of the faucet
Secret third location
Oh Buddha, we're really in it now
“How’s your WIP going?”
"Have you made any progress?”
“How close are you to being done?”
Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.
I just realized it's literally just the fucking humors again. We've arrived back at the starting line.
remember congrats on the ethnostate
There’s a total of like 6 steps to stir fry and I just found like 8 ways I’ve been doing it less than ideally. Thank you for this! I’m definitely making stir fry this week and I’ll be using this to guide me.
A crossover of Spy x Family and Batman I made by photoshopping different panels together. I hope you enjoy
YES! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!
The spyxspy shenanigans are top notch, and Anya deserves some kind words from a super hero.
Poor Yor. She is awfully embarrassed about beating up bane.
