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this would be far too powerful

In my 28 years on this earth I have never seen more perfect suggested casting. If this actually ever happened, it may launch us back into the correct time line. I don’t want to see anymore live action shit until this comes true!

somenerdthing

squiddlingiggly

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ???? I AM !!!!!!!!

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update:

tire-deyes

Dan could hit it tho 😏

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let love in. believe compliments. be vulnerable and soft-hearted. tell people you love that you love them. see beauty in everyday things. live life like you’re in a movie. don’t be afraid to begin again.

pokemon-personalities

if you’re reading this, i’m putting a thought out into the world for you. a hope that whatever’s worrying you works out in your favor, that a happy moment comes your way, and that you have a heartwarming reason to smile tonight

secondbeatsongs

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

pucket

lizardsister

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

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Miss you sad!

pastabot

today is not my birthday

pastabot

reblog if your birthday is not today

hahatotallynotalizard

happy not-your-birthday-day!

rodrickheffeley

Imagine being a millennial in mcu. You finally feel relieved after being snapped outta existence. You don’t have to worry about paying your student loan anymore. But some clown boy band decides to unsnap.

rodrickheffeley

Steve: we did it. we brought everybody back. the world is saved

Every millennial: ah shit, here we go again

bluedemonsblog

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i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

acoolguy

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

littleoblivions

“i bet you’re tired from a long hard week”

me on tuesday: bitch u right :/

kiefbowl

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

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I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now