Kidney Privilege

[ampervadasz]

[twerkcy-jackson-deactivated2021]

He really is just straight up vibing

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[feminismfuckyeah]

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

[greekgodohair]

Assume I’m dead and rotting when this isn’t reblogged from my dash.

[licensetomurse-deactivated20200]

Update from April 2017: Source: CNN Money, http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/05/news/us-womens-soccer-equal-pay/index.html “The U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team is getting a raise, bigger bonuses and the same per diems as the men. The women’s team announced Wednesday that it had struck a new labor deal with U.S. Soccer, the sport’s governing body. For months, the women have said that their pay and treatment is unequal to the men’s team. The women will also get better hotel and travel accommodations and will be reimbursed for the years when their per diems were less than those of the men.” Finally some good news for the USWNT!

[noonmutter]

Reblogging with the bit that gives the outrage some closure.

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

👍👍👍

[earthshaker1217]

Yaayyy

[mydearthisbe]

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

[bangtan]

BTS’s 10-Year Economic Impact To Korea Expected To Reach Over 56 Trillion Won

Experts have predicted that once BTS hits their 10-year mark, they will have made an economic impact that surpasses even that of the 2018 PyeongChang Winter Olympics. December 18, the Hyundai Research Institute (HRI) released a report stating that for the period of 2014 through 2023, BTS’s economic impact will reach an estimated total of 56.2 trillion won (approximately $49.8 billion). It’s a combined figure including production inducement effects (41.9 trillion won) and value-added creation effects (14.3 trillion won) over 10 years. For comparison, the PyeongChang Winter Olympics this year, according to the Korea Development Institute, achieved a total economic impact of 41.6 trillion won (approximately $36.9 billion). HRI used a variety of metrics in order to quantify and analyze BTS’s economic effect, including Google trends, regression analysis, inter-industry analysis, and more. Per their findings, BTS’s rise in popularity led to a large increase in tourism to Korea as well as export of consumer goods. According to the report, BTS now brings in an annual average of 796,000 tourists, roughly 7.6 percent of 2017’s total number of 10.4 million. The group’s average annual contribution to the export of consumer goods is roughly $1.1 billion, which is 1.7 percent of last year’s total consumer exports of $65.2 billion. The HRI report states the industries that saw the greatest effect were clothing, cosmetic, and food, which were bolstered by BTS’s official endorsements as well as their social media presence. The group’s average yearly production inducement effect is 4.14 trillion won (approximately $3.7 billion), roughly 26 times that of the average yearly sales for a mid-sized company in Korea, while BTS’s average yearly value-added creation effect is 1.4 trillion won (approximately $1.3 billion).

Source

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[sup-mr-stark]

Also when teachers seemed to battle over who got the laptop cart

[thealpacalypse-archive]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[runfast-livefearless]

I got chills just thinking about this

[vernondata]

181103 Ideal Cut Final Scene © icebaby

Life is a beach (Vernon solo)

[correctly-incorrect-svt]

Seokmin: I wish more food were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!”

Joshua: You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!

Soonyoung: Shut The Hell Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??

Minghao: I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong

Jihoon: I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

Seungcheol: I Assigned Negligible Property To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated

Wonwoo: In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worcestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

Hansol: So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions

Junhui: this not soup

[gif87a-com]

[deathcomes4u]

honestly this is why Assassins Creed cosplayers are my favourite cosplayers because you’re never sure when one of them is gonna just bust out the parkour but you know at least one of them in a group can do it.

[macko-99]

Are you sure they are not Actual Assassins?

[darkandstormyranger]

modern day Assassins dress as historical assassin to blend in a crowd of cosplayers and #remain_undetected

[shepherds-of-haven]

none of the people even turned when he did that, too, so I’m convinced we’re either living in a simulation or that was an actual assassin

[tomorrowandbeyond]

[spockvarietyhour]

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

[itswalky]

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

[wackd-archive]

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

[itswalky]

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

[winterstar95-deactivated2023110]

This is the reason I am on tumblr

[bigmammallama5]

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

[number368]

problem solved 

[doublearabianpunchfrontlayout-d]

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

original post [x]

[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[randomslasher]

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

[gardenofroseandthorn]

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[whispersandwhiskerburn]

Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

[jedimagnus]

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

[kayliemalinza]

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

[langblog]

“wow you’re so good at languages they must be so easy for you to learn” first of all i stayed up all night crying over an irregular verb

[incorrect-seventeen-quotes]

Joshua: *crying* Guys, I just found this puppy waiting outside. Look at him! Isn’t he adorable? His face is so cute and sweet and he’s got such big eyes and-

Jeonghan : Joshua, that’s Vernon.