Runaround

[claritza-moreno]

Text || Diner Babe 🍸

Allie: OH.

Allie: SEE WHY I'M BAD AT THIS LOVE/SEX THING? I can't tell when people are hitting on me.

Allie: Drinking in the morning sounds fun but night's are even the better moment to start drinking, so... what about this weekend? Saturday? Sunday?

Allie: If I'm lucky and my coworker gets better by then, I may have a free day this weekend.

Clari: It was painfully obvious, Alli! Like fuck I was about to draw a picture for you to see if you got it!

Clari: Saturday. I have work but I'll leave halfway through it. They really should fire me but I think the boss likes my tits.

Clari: Just let me know.

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PM || Claritza & Wanda

Wanda: that's a great, great advice. i love to try new things, but when i get frustrated easily it makes me move away from them.

Clari: That's called abandoning your shit. I do it all the time.

Clari: There's no shame in it but you'll get people who feel the need to call you out sometimes.

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Text || Dougie Fresh 😎

Dougie: Really? Show me pictures.

Dougie: You don't get porn starring me. You couldn't handle it.

Clari: It's on my Myspace page.

Clari: [throws link after digging for it for 5 minutes]

Clari: LOL!!!!!!! I can handle you. We should make one together. That's the one people wouldn't be able to handle.

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Text || Sweet Girl 🍑

Naomi: Nah, just for a day.

Naomi: I can be your reference for that last one.

Clari: Well shit. I've done that a few times a month. Don't think that make me closer to some type of religious enlightenment. Just means I need more $$$

Clari: Thanks, hot stuff! Glad I can count on you.

Clari: I'm taking you out. Let a girl know when you've got a free night.

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Text || CK

CW: I'm your very own entertainment~

CW: How about I get us a rental car, maybe an SUV? Then we can take turns driving!

CM: If only you come with an off switch.

CM: What's your hitchhikers policy?

[redking-flanagan-deactivated201]

It’s been an odd time lately, but I am getting ready for some big changes. Firstly though, I should get working on my dance moves for any impromptu shows I find myself doing. Perhaps I should dedicate an entire week’s worth of YouTube videos to my dancing… or maybe it would pain everyone watching… 

[claritza-moreno]

A whole week to watch you dance? I hope you’re including a type of pole dance to that compilation.

[camevanss]

I decided to make breakfast this morning. I’m not a professional chef or anything, but I like to venture outside of the realm of grilled cheese sandwiches every now and then. I ended up making like way too many waffles. And even after sharing a bunch with Ringo, who definitely didn’t deserve any after I found him chewing on some of my favorite drumsticks, I still have way too many left. If anybody wants some waffles, come on over, they’re yours! There’s bacon too.

[claritza-moreno]

Those waffles are cold and soggy and sad by now but you go, boy! Getting out of that grilled cheese rut and making waffles! Did you pour melted cheese on one?

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carolineberry‌:

NOPE. NOPE. I used to love that song then Mamma Mia happened and it was in everyone’s mouth so I got stressed. 

We are always hiring, so you should come around and I’ll find you a place. Do you know how to cook or would you prefer to be on the waitress side?

don’t get how a song being overdone is stressful but that’s your thing and i’ll respect it. no matter how weird it is to me.

waitress side. you don’t want me behind a grill or fryer.

[claritza-moreno]

ry-pierce‌:

Never been to Amsterdam, so who knows? I haven’t done much around here, and I’ve only been here for a few weeks instead of a few years, so ‘course all of this is pretty cool to me. I lived in San Fran for years as a kid, so yeah it’s boring as fuck.

Then we swapped places with how long we’ve been places. I wouldn’t say I’m bored to the point I want to move away but I need to find something new to do before I lose my mind. 

[claritza-moreno]

Instagram PM || John

John: you sound JUST like my sister wow

John: but it was really nice to finally meet you too. it should definitely happen again

Clari: Lets do something nonfood related this time around. Alcohol related is better.

Clari: When you've got a free night from daddy duty?

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Text || Diner Babe 🍸

Allie: I'm tempted to ask who do you know but I'm fine with just talking about it

[seconds later]

Allie: Do I know that person though? I'm curious

Allie: But what if I have to work in the morning? I can't go to serve coffee while being tipsy so we'll start later and talk.

Clari: You're so innocent it makes me want to keep that information to myself but I was talking about me, chica.

Clari: I suppoooooooose.

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Text || CK

CW: I am a man of my word, let's plan out our great escape!

CW: What are we going to dooooo~

CM: Thank the fucking lord for you in my life. I get so bored sometimes but you keep things popping.

CM: Lets pick a random spot and go. I'll drive but my shitty car might die.

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Text || Dougie Fresh 😎

DOUGIE: Not interested in making porn for you.

DOUGIE: Fuck you. I'll grow a mullet if you shave your head.

Clari: You act like I haven't shaved my head before. My 9th grade year I had a buzzed head.

Clari: Why are you depriving me of porn. Aren't we BFFs?

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PM || Claritza & Wanda

Wanda: With life. I'm moving and I don't like changes so it's a bit weird.

Clari: change is good for the soul! You can't let yourself get stuck with the same shit all the time or you'll fall into a rut! good for you on that move. keep things fresh. do something new all the time!

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docstjames‌:

Whoa, I bet that took a lot of market research to settle on a name like that. You are right though, that’s very easy to remember. I’ll try to make it over, yep!

LMFAOYES! I bet they spent days going over different things and at the end they were like fuck it! Go with the first option!

Try? No, no, no. You’re coming over. I want to meet you.

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cassabrams‌:

You’re right, I do– my brother has offered to help me out though when I need some time. It’s just hard when I’m trying to put the kiddo to bed is all. Thank you though, for the validation. Bubble baths are definitely enjoyable!

Nice touch.

Why can’t the bro take your kid for a couple nights and do the babysitting thing while you treat yourself, boo? It’s not a crime to think of yourself.

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Text || Sweet Girl 🍑

Naomi: I was, yeah.

Naomi: Absolutely. It's all about how you present the information.

Clari: That's all I know about it. Do you fast a long ass time like they do for lent?

Clari: I'm personable. If I put my mind to it I can charm the pants and panties off anyone!