i really don’t have the time to be the way i am
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@classifiedthoughts
i really don’t have the time to be the way i am
In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.
Also when it wants water it’s a secret for some fucking reason.
Until it's too late and it starts harassing you for not discerning the need
“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”
@wolfi-amadeus-mozart
Hm...I may steal that for my own bio
Danke schön, Herr Salieri!
... my pleasure. Wolfgang.
everyday on here it’s like okay well sure
i really don’t have the time to be the way i am
Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing
they’re just vibing yknow?
porcupines do this too :)
i have excellent news about the manul cat
made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied
"Be about your business lil creachur"
"I shall shark elsewhere"
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty
I FOUND THE ORIGINAL
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*
when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.
#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)
Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
SO COLORFUL
it fascinates me that theres (probably) billions of species left undiscovered
Here is an adult :)
The black-backed dwarf kingfisher is also very pretty!
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.
What they're doing to you:
shut up this is adorable