SpinachKid

He/it/they/whatever just a guy - 20 - 🏳️‍⚧️ Do what you want forever

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[moonsidesong]

new guy do you like him his name is barry code

[sleepnoises]

LOVELY COINCIDENCE: offered fabric scraps to someone on buy nothing and it turns out she gave me the duvet cover that's now the background of all my quilt stars two years ago. she liked the quilt

SINISTER COINCIDENCE: a guy recognized my shirt from [mountain location] and told me he had found real bigfoot tracks there. maybe aliens too. conversation continued longer than I wanted it to

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[fairycosmos]

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[lixel-5]

[demiiwhiffin]

she’s here

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[shenoego]

GET BACK HERE

[redstonedust]

funniest part of reviving ocs i made as a kid is being like "yeah i always imagined them as a mature member of the group who really has their shit together" [checks their info] "what the fuck do you mean they were supposed to be fifteen years old"

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business