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|20| |any pronouns| |currently just vibing| |U can call me Avery or Oku|

[miifoto]

this is how the show went right

[real3dsfacts]

feed your 3ds 2974957937 pirated games for a balanced diet

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[phantomrose96]

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

[phantomrose96]

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

[phantomrose96]

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

[phantomrose96]

[refuzz]

[phantomrose96]

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[bovineblogger]

What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

[bovineblogger]

fat little bumbalabee

[i-havenothingelsetopost]

bumbalamoo

[bovineblogger]

HOLY SHIT???!!!!!!!

[bramblepatch]

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

[bramblepatch]

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

[abstrusetheorist]

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[mayadile]

🙏🙏🙏

Guys please I want to be in a hotel to recover from my asthma attack. I need to eat too today. I can still get a room today, three days or a week at the hotel close by is $250. I really need to be in somewhere safe for my asthma. Really badly. That and to eat.

I'm really fatigued and haven't slept well since I sleep outside, and I'm sick and hungry.

PAYPAL

[mayadile]

😞😞😞

UPDATE: It might be tmi but since I haven't had my testosterone for awhile. I am a trans man and I've been through a lot of stress. While sleeping, I was woken up and saw I was bleeding, and I haven't bled in awhile. I'm freaking out because it gives me gender dysphoria. I'm still sleeping outside. I have to find somewhere to clean and change. I'm now in a more foul mood, I'm so stressed.

Please keep helping donating now I need more medical and hygiene products.

PAYPAL

[greedkinggreaser]

I'm starving to death please help

Go to paypal.me/floraink and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Downloa

Adoptables findable @greaser-adopts

[closet-keys]

Wonderful news! My dear friend Fadel (@fadel-dani) was able to present his graduation project at his university and received his Bachelor's degree in Information Technology! Anyone who would like to congratulate and bless Fadel can do so by donating so that he can get medical treatment and study for his master's and doctorate in a safer place.

[closet-keys]

Fadel's project was about creating an integrated system for managing the water desalination plant in Gaza electronically. This is an incredibly important project, because Israel has systematically destroyed Gaza's water treatment infrastructure, blocked repairs in countless ways, and targeted workers. It is extremely brave to be working on this project. Please donate so that Fadel can one day lend his skill to rebuilding Gaza. From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

[closet-keys]

While Fadel shared this happy news with friends, he was interrupted by Israeli helicopters bombing nearby. There were four strikes on Gaza City last night and at least ten people were martyred. As we text today, @fadel-dani is still in the hospital receiving treatment. To maintain hope in the future, he must survive the present. Please donate so he can afford his hospital bills and medication costs.

[fadell-aldany]

Thank you so much to everyone who congratulated me and shared in my joy. I hope to be able to travel soon and have my surgery as soon as possible to be free from my pain, and to be able to complete my master's degree. So, my friends, you are our last hope. Please help me and be by our side before it's too late. Please donate and stand by me.

[sporesgalaxy]

Congratulations, Fadel! Please share and give what you can so Fadel can get the surgery he needs

[mayadile]

UPDATE: EMERGENCY PLEASE READ!!

The hotel we had reservation in told us to check out and we asked why, but they're not giving us a reason. They aren't telling us why and they said because of something a year ago???? We don't know what that means so now we got to leave.

I told them I'm in treatment right now because I have respiratory issues, but they said they don't care and told us to leave.

I am not fit to move stuff and we are on the top floor too. I'm stressed and if I even try to move our stuff I will collapse and have another asthma attack. I'm stressed as hell already and the manager of the hotel isnt making it easier. That and my mom's phone got hacked?? I have no idea what's going on and in this close THIS CLOSE!! I JUST WANT ONE GOOD DAY!!! I will keep you guys updated because we have nowhere to go, no hotel will take us.

So please for my health and life keep donating and sharing my gofundme because my life is at stake now. This is serious, very serious. I can die from this because of stress and my asthma.

Please donate here too so we can have something while we are out PAYPAL

[mayadile]

UPDATE: Thanks to Chassie @classychassiss (She helped find a shelter 💜💜💜💜) we called a homeless service close by and hopefully they will call us back. They haven't yet but if they reply they can come pick up me and my mom, that is if they pick up and come get us.

Right now me and my mom went to hang out in a gym to shower and relax, we can't stay in it but the people were nice to let us wash up. Other than that we have to sleep outside. I did get my medication thank goodness and my breathing is evening out! That's good! I'm able to breathe freely and sleep. Thank you everyone to help me survive this, if it wasn't for you guys I would've been in the hospital or worse.

Just right now we need food since we had to get rid of even more of our belongings, we have less things to take with us now.

Please help so I can have something to eat tonight from my stressful day, thank you 💜

PAYPAL

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

[oysters-aint-for-me]

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

[motherwife]

i wont hatepost but sometimes it does feel like this to scroll fandom tags

[jennydreadful]

Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926

The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is “Has the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!” :D

[loth-caatgirl]

youre becoming part of this post @18-1-9

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So there's a gas leak in my house and I need the pipes replaced with copper.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#HELLO????#MYSTERIOUS GAS LEAKS HANDING OUT VISIONS

Poison Jr is the modern patron saint of air quality

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#its like when you're deficient in a nutrient and so you start craving food with that thing in it#house is craving copper#without copper it has weak bones and gas leaks start#house will haunt your dreams until you feed it tasty copper pipes

Waiting with bated breath for your haunted house novel