I'm only mildly Obsessed

PayPal.me/BrytanniH I can neither confirm nor deny any accusations about my past or present identify, if you would like to continue the discussion with my lawyer present I will perhaps reveal a single speck of the distant past

[claudia-lilith2]

Finally rewatching Supernatural and remembering that yes actually. Sam is still my favorite.

[charl0ttan]

hey man do you have anything i can swear blind loyalty to

[unusualraccooncreature]

I feel such a deep soul bond with this image. It is me and I am it

[foone]

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he’s the perfect example of a catholic priest

[vivian-the-barbarian]

What do you expect? He’s a man of the cloth

[foone]

God damn you that’s perfect

[saltingthecookingwine]

Fuck you for being hilarious @thicc-astronaut and excellent work

[eclogues]

i want to get a master's degree i want to take a cake decorating class i want to dance i want to sing i want to write and remember how to think i want to swim i want to be free

[eclogues]

i want to be left alone

[catchymemes]

[voicebones]

still dont quite know how to draw odysseus but take this

+blank ver under the cut because bro pisses so many people off i cant make all the possible versions of this on my own

[macrolit]

[expelumos]

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

[australet789]

Athena in the Wisdom Saga be like

[thedoorthatopensonitsown]

[kattythingz]

ATHENA AND ODY FRIENDSHIP TRUTHERS HOW ARE WE FEELING. HOW ARE WE FUCKING FEELING

[sunshineandlyrics]

New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

[phoenixyfriend]

Keep reading

[the-bi-bilingual]

I recognize that this is MASTERchef, so the contestants, especially this far in, are actually very good chefs but Amaury really woke up and chose violence huh.

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[jawnwats-deactivated20160713]

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

[notesoftruth]

Okay, but someone please explain question marks when followed by a dialogue tag. How do?

[flootzavut]

“The speech tag is still part of the previous sentence,” she explained, ‘so it isn’t capitalised.“

“What do you mean?” he asked. “But there’s a full stop as part of the question mark!”

She nodded gravely. “I know!” she said. “A lot of people find this confusing. But the speech tag belongs to the line of dialogue, it’s still part of the sentence, so it’s wrong to capitalise it.”

She reblogged the post again, because she had recently read far too many potentially enjoyable stories marred by poor dialogue punctuation.

[dechart]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots till now..

[eddiestarchild]

NOICE. Can’t wait to use this

[magpiefngrl]

“There are two more ways"—she pointed to the blackboard—“to punctuate interruptions. One is with the em dashes outside the quotations marks to indicate continuous speech. The action occurs at the same time as speech. The other—” she sipped from a glass of water “—is em dashes within the quotation marks to indicate interrupted speech.”

[unclefather]

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

[turnipfritters]

In retrospect it was high key insane that they had the activity feed embedded into your dash board like that

[kedreeva]

It’s why you never wanted a post to escape containment here. It literally made your dashboard unusable for days or longer, obscured by notifications that didn’t even stack. It was wild. I miss it.

[nativenews]

[mapsontheweb]

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

[evilscientist3]

None Earth with South New Zealand

[crankynerdgirl]

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.