Bisexual Disaster Prince of Puzzles

Clay, 28, he/him/his. Just a queer, disabled, trans guy trying his best. I mostly reblog things and occasionally post my own stuff. You can also find me on AO3 and Pillowfort under the same name. This blog is 18+ Profile Pic commissioned from S.J. Costello

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[homunculus-argument]

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

[licensedproldier]

[proship-froggo]

Why isn’t there more of...?

Why aren't people writing for...?

I really need writers to...!

...fandoms are dying so quickly these days :(

Look at these numbers and tell me if anything comes to mind why that could possibly be the case.

An ungodly amount of people consume and move on. Perhaps a reblog on a lucky day but no interaction with the creator at all. 8 THOUSAND people leaving kudos but only 4 comments? I'm sorry, but that's insane work.

Writers are begging you to interact with them! A simple comment can make our whole day! If you enjoy a story please please please let the author know! Fandom is meant to be shared. Writers don't want to feel like a supermarket aisle where you just take what you want to and leave them empty.

*the numbers were taken from HoTD fanfics

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[gorgynei]

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[cloudabserk]

before i watched project hail mary i knew exactly 2 things about ryan gosling:

[pokeballvictimized]

Oh, the pill bug...

[aquafabaulous]

@pangur-and-grim

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

[word-for-today]

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

[obscenicon-deactivated20231123]

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

[steelblue8]

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[soymoss]

starling

[bisezual]

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

[bisezual]

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

[cerastes]

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

[pusheen]

[beardedmrbean]

[djarinmuse]

I literally love all of you, but as a Tumblr veteran, Tumblr's main feature is the reblog feature. It is the beating heart of the dashboard and the foundation for a chronological timeline. The For You page here should not be your default setting.

You guys have got to start reblogging stuff you enjoy, especially, specifically gifs and fan art but also fics and fan theories or even hot takes if you're not afraid of a lil discourse. I'm tired of being the first or third reblog for a person's post and then seeing my blog's followers do nothing but hit like, while blogs sit there with no new posts in months or years!

Reblog more stuff please. Thank you, have a good day.

You're not even going to reblog this post are you 🫩

[triassictriserratops]

fandom dies in the likes. You HAVE to reblog.

[stella-the-st4r]

Don't mind me tagging every fandom I can think of

[12storyhouseowner]

yes actually it IS really important to have an adult man crying in multiple (or many) scenes of a movie where he's the main character who has to overcome fear and be a hero

[forestdykie]

I forgot how much in s1 of house, wilson is just ALWAYS there. He doesn't need to be, he is head of the oncology department he obviously should be very very busy but no he is up to date with all of house's case. He's just there, joking and laughing and looking at him with the most pathetic heart eyes anyone has ever seen.