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no way home felt like watching a 250k+ word fanfiction play out in real life
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
For anyone asking, it’s from Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters.
Feel-Good Movies Each Sign Should Watch
Aries: Boyhood (2014) // “You know how everyone’s always saying seize the moment? I don’t know, I’m kind of thinking it’s the other way around, you know, like the moment seizes us.”
Taurus: Life As We Know It (2010) // “Having somebody help you doesn’t mean that you fail, it just means that you’re not in it alone.”
Gemini: It’s Kind of a Funny Story (2010) // “People are screwed up in this world. I’d rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode.”
Cancer: 500 Days of Summer (2009) // “I’m always the one who loves more. That’s my thing.”
Leo: The Spectacular Now (2013) // “It’s fine to ‘live in the now’. But the best part about ‘now’ is there’s another one tomorrow. And I’m gonna start making them count.”
Virgo: My Girl (1991) // “I only surround myself with people I find intellectually stimulating.”
Libra: Little Miss Sunshine (2006) // “You do what you love and fuck the rest.”
Scorpio: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) // “I’m always anxious thinking I’m not living my life to the fullest, you know? Taking advantage of every possibility?”
Sagittarius: That Awkward Moment (2014) // “I love the way she laughs. I love the way we fit together in bed because we’re the same height and our crotches line up perfectly.”
Capricorn: The Art of Getting By (2011) // “You’re going to have to start using that brain of yours to access that talent of yours and show that beautiful heart of yours.”
Aquarius: Silver Linings Playbook (2012) // “You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.”
Pisces: The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) // “So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons, and maybe we’ll never know most of them.”
me: *fucks up my sleep cycle*
my psychiatrist, whacking me with a stick: the! base! treatment! for! mood! disorders! is! a! regular! sleep! schedule!
me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy
me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting
If you want a happy ending, it depends on where you stop the story.
Orson Welles (via goodreadss)
when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become
this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
stop calling all the boring songs ‘toilet breaks’ tonight we piss ourselves like true eurovision fans
rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy
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#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)
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books read in 2016: Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe