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[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[bannertanks]

[the-birth-of-art]

​Fun fact: Pickles Bitch was affectionately known as "The Swell Presbyterian" by his devoted fans.

[headspace-hotel]

the thing about plants is if you have 100 seeds, you think well not all these seeds are going to be viable so I might as well plan to likely have 50 plants or maybe if I'm unlucky 10 or 20 plants.

However. The most common outcomes are either you get like, 2 plants, or you get 99 plants. And every time there is An Event where it turns out seed viability is Really High you are never prepared to deal with all those plants.

[suigintou]

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[certified-linguistics-moment]

[willgrahamscock]

can I just log in

[valenalentine]

[razerbackbitch]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[detectiveneve]

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

[tadfools]

[noelle-ism]

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]