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ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision
mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep
Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI
TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!
Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:
Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!
1) The ______ is always on.
2) The Magnet is ______ on.
3) How often is The Magnet on?
4) The Magnet is always __.
5) The Magnet is always on. T/F
6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F
7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F
8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.
9) Is The Magnet ever off?
10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F
Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!
I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.
my most lukewarm take is that I don't think there should be any exemptions for vaccines, etc., beyond documented legit adverse medical shit that makes it physically impossible. like they should be free and required and nobody should be allowed to just choose to leave their child and any immunocompromised person they interact with vulnerable to potentially deadly but entirely preventable diseases and other medical conditions.
my lukewarm addition to this is that i think refusing your child vaccines is child abuse, just like refusing to feed them
he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton
devestating news for you
this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap
how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions
"is 35 too old for the club?"
Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old
Yes please share your oral hygiene tips!
Antiseptic mouthwash = gum inflammation
Fluoride mouthwash = anti cavity
Find an alcohol free, non acidic mouthwash to avoid weakening enamel
Fresh breath/cosmetic mouthwash = after meals
Ingredients like chlorhexidine in mouthwashes can cause staining — there are effective non staining alternatives
Mechanical brushes are more effective than manual brushes, but only if used correctly — they are supposed to do 99% of the work for you
To use mechanical brushes correctly, turn them on and gently move them along the teeth in each quadrant. Each quadrant should take 30 seconds: 10 seconds on the back of the tooth, 10 seconds on the front, 10 seconds on the chewing surface (2 minutes total when you’re done with all 4 quadrants)
Or just follow the directions on the specific brand you’re using
Brush should be angled at a 45 degree angle / touching the gumline
String floss is non negotiable, so learn how to do it right — C shape that hugs each side of the tooth, up and down 2-3 times (don’t see saw it — watch a video for demonstration)
String floss is more effective than toothpick floss. Toothpick floss can cause gum trauma
It’s ok if your gums bleed when you first start flossing — they will stop when you get consistent with it
Tip: disclosing tablets stain plaque and show you what spots you’re missing/need to focus on
Use interdental/proxy brushes for gaps in between teeth or if you have braces
Don’t open your mouth wide to get to the molars / back teeth — just open mouth slightly, less resistance from lips & you can reach the back teeth easier that way
Water floss is helpful & I think it’s a valuable part of oral care!
Buy a water floss with a dial
To use a water floss correctly, aim at gumline (45 degree angle), close mouth, and guide water floss along the gumline (1-2 seconds between each pocket)
Helpful tip — if first time, feel along the gumline first to see what it’s like. If you’re focused on what you’re doing and you have your mouth open, that will cause a mess. You want your mouth closed and for the excess water from your mouth to be dripping into the sink
Repeat for backside
Tongue scraper is worth it — lots of bacteria/gunk gathers on tongue
If you have gag reflex/small jaw, just do progressive overload — starting at the front and making your way to the back slowly
Weird tip but smiling can actually help lower your gag reflex
GENERALLY (not always): antiseptic before brushing, fluoride mouthwash after (if you don’t like the feeling of fluoride on your teeth after brushing)
But there’s a higher concentration of fluoride on toothpaste vs mouthwash, so if you’re okay with spitting and not rinsing that’s usually effective too
Since you can’t eat/drink for 30 mins after fluoride mouthwash, ideal time is to do it at bedtime (so it can look like fluoride mouthwash in the PM, antiseptic mouthwash in the AM)
DON’T mix the mouthwashes
Drinking a lot of water helps bc the water we drink is fluoridated and protects against cavities
Xylitol-containing gum helps with dry mouth and gives fresh breath (which is why I’m partial to it)
Optional, but if u wanna be extra fancy/preventative w it: xylitol lozenges overnight also help stimulate saliva & protect against harmful bacteria. Just a passive thing u can do :)
Check in with your dentist always!!!!!!
Advice for women?
lesbian sex
transition
I have noticed in recent years that men say “no homo” way less often than they used to when I was in high school at least. Like I’ve witnessed in media and online and in person adult men just willing to say “I love you” or “you look great” to their guy friends without tacking a no homo onto the end of it.
And if you think that’s not progress you weren’t there in the trenches.
I’ve seen middle aged comedians on national tv sincerely say “I love you” to their friends with no jokes attached. Nature is so slow to heal but it is possible, I tell you. We have planted trees and seen them survive.
I wish this necklace was the real deal.
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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.
always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed