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I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

clickclickbamb

https://naturetshirts.com/products/frog-metamorphosis-adult-t-shirt?utm_source=pinterest&utm_medium=social

I may not be attracted to women but...

Girls with chainsaws 😍

I love her

notlikingbestgirl

Out of Touch

hustlerose

Out of Touch Thursday

arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

snuv

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

#lucky star #out of touch

#naruto #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #pro sakura haruno #naruto and sasuke are fucking powerhouses #just cause sakura takes a bit more time adjusting to shinobi life or has a bit more trouble takeing down fucking gods #doesnt mean she’s useless #she keept naruto alive by BEATING HIS HEART FOR HIM WITH HER HAND #do you have any idea how HARD that would be???#not everything has to be about beating people up #not that sakura isnt REALLY good at that too #and i love sasuke #but i think people forget whata dick he is sometimes

Confession: I hate the princess bride because the first time I watched it I was an easily scared ~12 yo with hyper empathy and the only thing I clearly remember about it was that scene with the torture machine that traumatized me

Y’all remember when we though the apocalypse was gonna be in 2012? Hahaha, I’m miserable!

#coronapocalypse #narrowly missing ww3 #wildfires #everything has gone to shit

argumate

nonbinary noir

they walked into my office

those legs went all the way up, and what they went up to was none of my business

this client was going to be trouble, I could tell

spikeface

Them Fatale

graventusk

this is just The Penumbra

#THANK YOU #penumbra podcast #was the first and only thought i had upon seeing this

triptihosmrti

clickclickbamb

A portal to the fae realm

fandomexplosion

Tell me I’m wrong

clickclickbamb

Innn uhh, most myths/myth interpretations yeah. But I’m mainly rebloging to say: you’ve got a bunch of related fandoms tagged where’s the mechanisms the bIFROST INCIDENT WHERE’S THE MECHANISMS THE MECHANISMS PLEASE!!

Found out very quickly that he's an internet tough guy but also heard that he apparently has his followers doxx people so we should try to get his account suspended by mass reporting him.

Hell yeah for anyone that wants to participate his account’s https://twitter.com/nickmullen

The latest Tweets from michael mcdonald (@nickmullen). Just kidding. big apple baby

#about the ableist guy from the last post #the one who compared disabled people to pets #just checked his acc and he’s really sexist too #he could be even worse too #like ive seen him tweet a number of potentially... questionable... tweets #but idk enough about american politics to tell if his political tweets are Bad or not #though i doubt that #hes becoming more chinese #is harmless #and i cant tell if his gay tweets are bc hes actually gay or hes homophobic #abelism

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Hey, neurodivergent and disabled community. I think we should drive this man off of twitter.

clickclickbamb

Hey Michael, What The Fuck

#ableism #did he just call disabled people fucking PETS

Welcome back to me NOT screaming cause I’ve gone semiverbal/nonverbal at the WORST possible time once again

#actuallyautistic #tfw ur trying to talk to someone and your brain just *malfunctioning printer noises*#i fucning HATE texting #i can usually stay at least semiverbal irl #but online...

I’m constantly rapidly switching between being a really nice, sweet, genuine person and just a whole entire bitch

qcrip

Y’all know nuance exists right?

qcrip

This isnt even about anything specific because i see like 20 things a day that make me ask this

critter0139

This makes me not trust op tbh. Like… Go on… Things may more complex and need expositions, but I have never found nuance to be nessisary.

thestateonmtv

Tea

clickclickbamb

Wha... things being complex... is what nuance is...

andisupreme

Legit had a dream last night that Thomas the tank engine fell off the railway to the afterlife into purgatory and spent centuries trying to escape a ghost train sweatshop, only to end up back in the real world as a lost and confused human, distraught that his chance at a peaceful train death had been ripped from him.

I don’t know what I did last night to cause this but I need to never do it again.

andisupreme

#WHY THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE?#Why was he on the tracks to train Valhalla what had killed this beast of the ages?#Why did escaping the sweatshop lead him back to the real world instead of letting him move on?#Why did train purgatory resemble a foggy Scottish moor?#Why did the real world he showed up in resemble feudal Japan???

I’ve only just remembered upon retelling this dream to my friend and had to rush here before I forgot it again. I explicitly remember human Thomas’ last words upon looking morosely out upon feudal Japan were very close to “I did not waste so many of my years to end up back on this miserable planet.”

Like, if this dream had featured humans or frankly ANYTHING other that a sentient train it would have been totally serious. There was not a single funny moment in this dream WHY WAS IT THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE?!

kozzdraw

I made this fanart instead of eating breakfast

andisupreme

I cannot BELIEVE this.

clickclickbamb

This is actually pretty fitting based on what I’ve heard about the books, and even the show itself. It’s often described as authoritarian, and I can’t say I disagree. I haven’t read the books myself, but I’ve heard a number of people talk about the references to living engines getting scraped for parts. I distinctly remember watching an episode as a kid where an engine refused to move from under a tunnel (apparently because it was raining and he didn’t want to get his paint wet) so the conductor bricked him in so he’d be trapped there forever.

Another episode I remember had a train that kept derailing because he was a bit reckless so he was locked away and turned into a generator. I’m not sure if they put this in the show, but apparently there was also an engine who was attached to two other engines moving in opposite directions and ended up getting split open just because he caused delays.

Apparently once, in the show, a whole train of coaches falls into a ravine and no one even tries to save them, they aren't even mentioned again.

The trains never get compensation either, they’re just expected to work forever for nothing, and if they make too many/to big of a mistake? See above. And that’s without even mentioning the rampant misogyny and possible racism.