Who Needs a Title!

A blog for all my random ramblings..... And anything else.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[darkandstormydolls]

I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”

So

I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[optimisticmuffins]

The penance is that I’m still on this site

[clint-kenobi]

I will never seek Penance, you’ll never take me alive

#pretty sure I’ve been here for 12-13 years?

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[teaboot]

Sometimes on guard duty I have to put my foot down about something and every so often the person I'm speaking to will say some shit like "You get off on this, don't you?"

And while I understand they MEAN to say "you're on a power trip" or "you are taking this rule too seriously", I am always, always struck by the temptation to go, "Yep. You got me. All my life I've been slowly training towards the ultimate sexual high of forcing a thirty-something tryhard in a backwards snapback to remove his dad's preowned Ford F-150 from the dollar store fire lane. Nothing revs my engine quite like forcing guys named Dustin to submit to regional traffic laws. Ooh, are you gonna be a dirty boy and leave it idling too?"

fuckin dipshit

[marimorzh]

ТГК: @marimorzhhh (marimorzh)

Qui-Gon sets a terrible example for his padawan. They're resting after a workout or something, and I took off their tunics just for the sake of Qui's belly and to show off his "garden" tan. I'm just not sure if there's a name for it in English. It's the type of tan you get when you're busy in the garden and you're wearing clothes, so you get an uneven tan. That's my headcanon for him, lol

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

[hazeldomain]

If you can’t think of anything to say about a fic, writers also like to know:

- what time it is

- how long you’ve been reading

- how many chapters you’ve covered in the last 24 hours

- what you were late for because you were reading

- the woeful few hours you have left to sleep

- the emotional outbreaks you’re experiencing

- the inappropriate place you’re having said outbreak

- the general public’s reaction to your outbreak

- how much phone battery you have left

[secretstudentdragonblog]

…is this sarcasm, or?

[hazeldomain]

No this is completely legit. One of my favorite reviews to a chapter goes “I finished this with 5% battery and now I am crying in Target HOW DARE YOU”

[jemariel]

Can confirm. Not sarcasm.

I think this relates to the fact that fic writers are generally fic readers too. If you tell me “I loved this and that and the other thing” I will be very flattered. But if you tell me “It’s 2:30 am and I have to be up at 7 but I’m still reading” I know EXACTLY where you are, emotionally, because I’ve been there too. Knowing that I’ve put you in that place is

[yeerific]

He's a professional spy

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[copperbadge]

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

[onemuseleft]

I was at work the other day and I said "First of all: how dare you" to my regional director, and I thought he was going to choke to death laughing. I thought for sure everyone had heard that one already.

I did not enlighten him. As far as he knows, I'm a witty genius and it's staying that way because you'd have to pay me real money to explain Tumblr to my boss's boss's boss's boss.

[world-of-cats]

[janeplease]

Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character

[bumblebeebats]

this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war

[moved--306389]

I thought these comments were way too specific, but imagine my surprise to find out they’re 100% on point

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[cavaliercavalier]

Never trust AI

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[you-are-not-real]

person who wants to lie down trapped in a body that needs to do stuff

[the-haiku-bot]

person who wants to

lie down trapped in a body

that needs to do stuff

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.