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Ace | 21 | human person | it/its | gay

[you-are-not-real]

Hello, I'm Ace! ^w^

i have a neocities! ...though it's mostly empty ^ ^"

@you-are-not-real (or some variation, e.g. @you_are_not_real) on most places that i'm currently active on

will occasionally produce solipsism jokes

askbox, submissions, and dms are open! please feel free to talk at me, and prepare for an unserious reply :P

notice! this blog is currently not very active, please do tag and send asks and messages!

a non-comprehensive list of tags i use:

topics i'm more likely to enjoy: math&science, sci-fi/fantasy, computers (in general), programming (in particular), languages and linguistics, time travel and paradoxes, gay horniness, general shitposting,

important notice! i may not feel adequate enough to contribute to conversations regarding these topics, but enjoy them nonetheless!

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post is to be revised as needed, earlier versions to be preserved via self reblogs

[pukicho]

Are you nearing death?

No. I'm actually getting further away. One day, I may even turn the tables on it entirely.

[donotfollowthisaccount101]

Instead of beating the dead horse beat your meat!!!!!! 👍👍❤️🌹

[theceoofcatsinc]

I'm still thinking about that post informing windows users that disabling border shadows/other barely noticable and uncomplicated ornamental details makes their computer overheat significantly less. I don't think some of you understand the absurdity of that. cpus are fucking fast. fady transitions do not do this. linux users customize their desktops in ways unimaginable to proprietary os users, I have a widget that makes a sound wave for any music I play on my computer and almost no difference in performance. when the revolution comes and bill gates is either hiding or dead, I will be looking at windows' source code seeing what fuckass background process was tied to window shadows

[cunt-force-therapy]

Why don't cute boys come to the Cute Boy Gore Factory anymore 😢

[gothic-twink]

there is a worldwide cute boy shortage, what an insensitive question.

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[missanthropicprinciple]

*checking my body* where’s that damn reset button?

[missanthropicprinciple]

*checking my body* where’s that damn reset button?

[missanthropicprinciple]

*checking my body* where’s that damn reset button?

[missanthropicprinciple]

*checking my body* where’s that damn reset button?

[missanthropicprinciple]

*checking my body* where’s that damn reset button?

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[alandrosul]

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

[is-today-april-fools-day]

no

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[quendergeer]

TUMBLR: cool picture, huh? Go ahead and click it, i'll make it smaller for you

[oatmealaddiction]

So I've seen the post going around that's kind of like "kids should be able to read whatever they want and not have their choices censored by adults" and I largely agree with one caveat which is that children need to be able to opt in. I remember being 12 and sneaking some dirty books, and being interested and excited to read a book with something more sexy in it, and no one died, and everything was fine, and I was not forever scarred. However I do remember being shown a a horror film at seven by a babysitter and not being able to sleep for three weeks, and if I'd known how scary the movie was I wouldn't have wanted to watch it.

Kids can usually know what they can handle. Kids cover their eyes at scary points in films, kids read past stuff they aren't ready for. But it is good to be clear like "Oh that book might have some scary parts you might not like, are you sure you want to get that one?" Or "Oh this book has some grown up things in them that you might have a hard time understanding, I want to check that your okay with that." Like give kids the warnings and options and they will probably make a safe and informed decision. It doesn't have to be either or.

[helloiamacashier]

I also think kids should be allowed to be wrong about what they can handle without getting in trouble for it. They should be able to go to the adults in their life and ask for help processing what they saw or read without fear of judgement or punishment.

[liveandletrain]

And kids (and anyone) should be allowed to change their minds at any point.