CloakedStoryteller

She/her Claim to fame? I beat Hades on a trackpad.

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

huh. so i just found out "Torment Nexus" was invented for that one specific meme. i genuinely thought it was from an Orson Scott Welles novel. my ignorance is an unending source of surprise and delight

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

um. Orson Wells. H.G. Scott Welles. H. George Orson Orwell. Philip Bradbury. stop making me keep track of white men names

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in my defense all of these are separate individuals famous within classic sci-fi circles:

H.G. Wells

George Orwell

(George) Orson Welles

Orson Scott Card

at some point this is not my burden

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

the names of classic sci-fi authors appear to have amalgamated into a nexus of some kind. one that is tormenting you, perhaps.

[dailydosisofme]

I‘M CALLING IT NOW

[maxknightley]

on this veteran's day I would like to encourage every active duty us soldier to become a veteran immediately

[maxknightley]

there's at least three ways to achieve this:

desert

get badly injured

frag your C.O.

my personal recommendation is option three, but you can choose the others if you like

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[keitrinkomfloukru]

[segamascott]

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

[sca-nerd]

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.

[homunculus-argument]

If your sibling was threatening to cut your entire family out for refusing to apologise for a slight none of you think was a big deal, what would you do?

call their bluff and dare them to go ahead and do it

apologise, even though you don't think whatever happened could've been that bad

I don't have siblings/infinitely bald vanilla bread

Voting ended onSep 19, 2024

[halcyonbequest]

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

[halcyonbequest]

NEVERMIND.

[rillabel]

[hood-ex]

Dick bonking heroes with his escrima stick as of late.

Detective Comics #1087

Detective Comics #1087

Absolute Power #3

[greghatecrimes]

for the love of god

[theconcealedweapon]

[someloudmouth]

To anyone considering not voting because of the Palestinian genocide, I have this to ask:

How many Palestinian people do you think you're helping by laying back and inviting the GOP to crush you under foot? Self flagellation didn't cure The Plague, and it won't fix this situation either.

If you don't like the idea of voting for Harris, I doubt I'll be able to change your mind, but consider this: 468 congressional seats out of a total 535 are up for re-election THIS NOVEMBER. You want to make the government start actually representing the will of the people? Start there.

We're living in frightening times, and apathy is a very comfortable state of being, but you need to act. If you don't, who will?

[reynard61]

[endlessnightarts]

BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??!

[rainbowravioli]

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

[cloakedstoryteller]

Upon my eighth rewatch, I think it’s foreshadowing for Carmilla’s plan to bless the river and use it to wipe out most of Dracula’s forces. The fact that any running water can be converted to holy water at any upstream point would make them good traps for vampire hunters and priests, ergo running water itself won’t kill a vampire but is still dangerous.

[dyouknowwhatimean-archive-deact]

[plorpl]

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.