*agressive shrugging*

permanently tired | I like to write and draw so send a request if you want | member or the tumblr trash squad! | taken and super fudging happy bout it

[warcrimesimulator]

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[imgoingtocrash]

Brian Finch + “I did it for the lulz.”

[wanjan-deactivated20200820]

[kingdollophead]

Is this something that you think about?

[bruntouchable-blog]

Limitless Character Aesthetics 1/?- Brian Finch

“You remember a lot more than you think you do. Every experience you’ve ever had, every idea that came to you in the shower and then slipped away while you were brushing your teeth… it’s all there for the taking.”

[butchesandfemmes]

 SO TODAY I was walking to college down a main road, it was really windy (as you might imagine with all the cars) and I was preocupied with keeping a grip on my beanie when I saw these two women walking a little way ahead of me on the other side of the road. One of these ladies was a bit taller than the other and they were holding hands (aww), the taller kinda butch lady had a flannel shirt on (double aww) and her partner/friend was wearing a cute cream and beige hijab. Now I swear to God this is relevant, wait for it.

A massive gust of wind suddenly comes tearing along the main road. I nearly lose my backpack, to give an idea of how bad it was. I look up and see the wind rip off this poor girls hijab and send it spiriling away down the street. (She had an undercap on so no major crisis but still, right.) 

Before. You. Can. Blink. Our taller flannel-wearing girlfriend of the year TEARS off her flannel like lesbian Clark f***** Kent, throws her shirt over her partners head, and BAM she sprints off LIKE A SHOT after the hijab. 

like 10/10, damn son, holy cheesits burrito, that is the very definition of chivalry and romance right there. 

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

Shrek (2001)

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Why is this so well rendered?

[alumx]

I’m fucking speechless

[feywildfox]

this is what anxiety is like

[jonahsimms]

I love one (1) supportive family.

[uncensored-opinions]

Hey

What if I said

Everyone who’s kind hearted and accepting of others should belong in the LGBT+ community

Because you can’t charge my stance on that.

[knifefightscene]

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[chickenshit]

real birds tweet on twitter

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

The 4 primary gay moods:

Lol

OMG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ERR0R

[theambassadorposts]

This is a beautiful thing to spread.

[profeminist]

Kenya Bans Lesbian Love Story ‘Rafiki’ Ahead Of Cannes Debut

[writing-prompt-s]

At one point in your life you discovered you can store sleep. You took about a year to stock yourself a supply of sleep, so you could go on without getting tired for years. You’ve been living carelessly, working days and nights to achieve everything you want. Your supply is nearing it’s end, and you’re starting to feel the affects. However, you can’t seem to be able to sleep anymore, and every day the affects get worse.

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[putmezove-deactivated20171012]

talk about perspective. shit.

[youaintpunk]

Fucking hell.

[neil-gaiman]

I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.

[turntables-goldcables]

And I’m wondering how a continent so big can be so conveniently left out of our world history text books. A class on Africa isn’t a requirement for Anthro majors at my school. YOU CAN HAVE A MAJOR ON THE STUDY OF HUMANS AND COMPLETELY LEAVE OUT THIS WHOLE ASS CONTINENT.

[somethingglowing]

Well goddamn

[rolonda]

Africa, the fucking continent.