HERON FALKOR WRAPPED
1. You slapped mommy with your paws 1,825 times.
2. You tried to launch up like a furry missile and kiss guests on the mouth 48 times.
3. Your favorite genre is spray cheese.
4. You went to the dog park 116 times. Of these, you preferred to be pummeled by bigger female dogs 102 times.
5. You drank from the toilet 5 times, and were surprised to get in trouble about it every time.
6. You snuggled in the hammock 32 times.
7. For the past nineteen months, your favorite person is whoever you just met, unless something scary happens and then it is mommy.

















