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temporary blog for clotpolesonly aka Jess whose blog got deleted apparently helppppp

[minusboy]

a neutral reminder that while being a hater can be a fun indulgence you can never find long term happiness by spending your time constantly hating on things and you can’t make long term friends if the only thing you have in common is something you both dislike; you need to love and be passionate about things. being petty gets old. you need to be a lover too

[glowcowboy]

without arts & crafts we are in hell

[unganseylike]

please call me Mr. Narrator... Unreliable was my fathers name

[queer-as-city-folk]

"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?

[queer-as-city-folk]

This feels like it's an unoriginal joke honestly

[advanced-passenger-train]

He did it in bloke daylight

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's the way I should have written this bad joke, thank you

[chucktaylorupset]

They won't even let you do things in broad daylight anymore. Because of bloke

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

fucka you

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

basard

[cat-faces]

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[lezbians]

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

[animentality]

[flowerbleedme]

[mellowcomet]

nickelodeon 2010s teen sitcom apartment decoration

[rolex-kaard]

(coughing violently) they laced the damn story . with character

[dogpuppy]

[frontmansdefender]

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

[venort]

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

[aegimeda]

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

[jesticutioner]

Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.

Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.

Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

[eathotchip-deactivated20240816]

you have me blocked but if i was a character in a tv show u would’ve been rbing gifsets of me..

[narcissistcookbook]

i had a dream two nights ago where i was being shown around a fancy medieval port, and my guide said "this coast used to have two ports, Mangeet and Totoga, but in recent years we've combined them both into one - Port ManTo" and i actually woke up with a fucking start

[randomslasher]

[randomslasher]

I saw this on Facebook and I'm to stoned right now to make it funny but y'all aren't disappointing

[love-notes-to-survivors]

I promise you haven't fucked up as badly as you think you have.

[crazycatsiren]

A wise mentor once said to me while I was student teaching: "Did you actually fuck it up, or did it just not go how you expected it to go?"

Life changing words.

[noblehunter]

More cynical version of this: “Did you actually fuck it up or does someone have a vested interest in making it seem like you did?”