nyc’s most boring lesbian

evan | 24 | he/him butch | art tag: #yeehawevanart

[fnordseer5]

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

[avantgarden-er]

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[willgrahamscock]

ai fatigue

[willgrahamscock]

ai books, fanfics, ai google assist, ai short form content, ai summaries, ai memes, ai artists

[averyfortshire]

I cant even go and see some street food trucks without their damn menus having AI images on it. you have a camera. take photos of your goddamn food. I would rather see a photo of the most weirdly lit burger than the fake monstrosity you're showing me.

[achillesinhighheels]

#bymyselfmaxxing

[bish0ps]

Good morning darlings and sweethearts

[tlirsgender]

Really crazy how fantasy as a genre is either racist cause they don't have any characters of color in it OR the author's making one (1) country to be all of Fantasy Africa, which is still racist. And this covers like 97% of all of it

[tlirsgender]

The bar is so low I'll be like "oh fuck yum diverse fantasy" & I start eating it & notice a weird texture (the racism)

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[64mpg]

affirmations for when you have brain fog

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[yeehawevan]

I’m in the process of plotting a novel (finally, after the idea swimming around my brain for like 2 years) and I’ve been watching other people on youtube talk about their writing processes and I gotta say it is so funny (not funny haha funny oh no) when they show their pinterest boards and all their character inspo is beautiful white models. and the settings are all some nondescript warmly lit rooms. like ok. thank you for nothing.

[blemgoid]

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

[blemgoid]

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[romantichopelessly]

you guys remember Adam Parrish. you guys remember Adam Parrish wanting to feel awake when his eyes were open. you guys remember Adam Parrish not being unknowable, except to himself. you guys remember Adam Parrish feeling alive because he bleeds. you guys remember Adam Parrish being ruined by the deal he made but his people loving him anyway, enough to never want to hurt him, even when he’s hurting them.