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fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

I have been cutting out more and more “smart” features from my life lately and there’s always the initial feeling of like. extreme discomfort and then I forget about it. and I am really happy that that’s the case

#like I turned off predictive text and even autocorrect on my phone #and sometimes that means I misspell a word but more importantly I do not have to deal with my phone typing things for me #like I turned it off bc they introduced a thing where it’ll insert the next word it thinks you want #not even into the suggestion bar but like actually into whatever you were typing #and it kept making me send nonsense messages bc it would do it as I would press send #truly insane #evan talks

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immigrant

this was tumblr in 2013

allegedly-human

This is tumblr in 2026

#this is what candace owens wanted when she was younger

shewhoworshipscarlin

Topaz clasp, 1820s.

#I NEED to learn how to do georgian cut-down settings #they look so good…

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#so this is not exactly the same but #I live and work in manhattan and the cyclists here are evil demons from hell #and they regularly will ride their electric bikes on sidewalks and run red lights and often get very close to hitting people #and I’ve gotten to the point where whenever I’m on a sidewalk or crosswalk and I see a bike coming my way #I will just stop and see what happens #it’s a game of chicken and I always win #they freak out and swerve and then get mad at me for being in their way (I’m not) (they’re in my way) (they’re breaking the law)#and the upside is if they do hit me they’ll put me out of my misery

pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 3 days 45 minutes

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#‘tumblr-famous tumblr user’#the odds won’t change until I find out whatever they think they’re famous for #I’m asking to see their top posts and if they’re posts I haven’t seen then they’re not famous #if they’re posts I have seen and they’re not funny there’s no second date #if they are funny… there’s no second date but we can be friends #actually now that I think about it I do know someone who told be about having a very popular tumblr post but it wasn’t like.#that big of a post and it also wasn’t particularly interesting so I was like oh ok cool

sovietnam

#tourists where I work #I need to work literally anywhere outside of midtown because every day I get so close to just shoving people

illmadekn1ght

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

#constantly reminding myself to unclench #jaw and otherwise

wiki-but-made-them-up

#awesome

the tumblr mcu fandom circa 2018 is a lot like a dead wife

getting my shit together and actually organizing my gigantic music library so I can download my playlists onto my phone and rid myself of spotify’s odious aura

#I haven’t used spotify in a long time bc I’ve just been listening to a lot of audiobooks and videos and podcasts #but when I do listen to music I’m like aurghhhh #I have some albums on my phone but I was lazy and didn’t make the playlists #so I gotta do that now #evan talks

starsoupart

oh my god i found my old ipod best day of my life

starsoupart

jeff buckley grace album hitting like crack cocaine rn

#nothing quite like listening to jeff buckley on an ipod #a favorite pastime of mine

finally have my micromotor so I can work on my wax models easier YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

#I need a better clamp for my bench pin but whatever I’m just absolutely thrilled to have a machine in my home #I love machines #evan talks

magneatio

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

#incredible

bobdylanyaoi

“Subverting” Catholic art? Oh, okay. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You log onto the internet and you post about how “Wound of Christ” from Psalter and Prayer Book of Bonne de Luxembourg, attributed to Jean le Noir, c.1349, for instance, looks like a vulva because you're trying to tell the world that you enjoy Catholic art and imagery in an alternative, queer, risqué way that challenges Christian beliefs. But what you don't know is that that stigma isn’t just a vulva. It's not just a mandorla. It's not just yonic. It's actually intentionally erotic. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that around 1297, Saint Angela of Foligno experienced a vision of Christ himself, who called her to put her mouth to the wound in his side and lick the freshly flowing blood. And then I think it was Saint Catherine of Siena who drank blood and a clear liquid from the wound before receiving a ring made from Christ’s foreskin? And then graphically erotic encounters with the side wound of Christ quickly showed up in the writings of eight different mystics. And then the yonic interpretation of the stigmata filtered down through the illuminated manuscripts and then trickled on down into some pseudo-intellectual corner of the internet…where you, no doubt, fished it out of some Pinterest board. However, that interpretation represents hundreds of years and countless visions of religious ecstasy. And it's sort of comical how you think that you've come up with an idea that exempts you from Christian theology when, in fact…you're posting an image that was sexualized for you by the very Medieval saints you think you’re so different than…from “subverted” Catholic art.

#this made me laugh harder at a tumblr post than I have in a very very long time #like. yeah! yeah #thank you op

thebutchmessiah

Dyke arm wrestling, Leeds, May 2026

#hello can the big dyke with the mohawk in that last pic please contact me #please.

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happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

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