you blew up your own shop?

[cloud-william]

[toad-soup]

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

[slutdge]

whenever i post stupid shit that gets a lot of notes on here that i regret i take comfort in knowing that theres no real repercussions from that because this website is going to be tanked and shutdown within, at the most, 3 years

[slutdge]

[swarnpert]

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[amnesiaguy]

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

[orion-kenobi]

Love in Star Trek when there’s a character who’s regularly anywhere but their station. In TNG it’s Data being in engineering (he wants to see Geordi), in ds9 it’s Julian being in ops (he wants to gossip), and in TOS it’s Bones being on the bridge (he wants to instigate and be close to the drama).

[twinkhole-destroyer]

my diva moment will have casualties

[twinkhole-destroyer]

[neenarchive]

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

[neenarchive]

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

[nobrashfestivity]

John Seares Riley, from The Young Readers Press First Dictionary by John Trevaskis & Robin Hyman,  

Young Readers Press, NY, 1967 (1973)

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

They sleep long hours: cat people.

[urgetocreate]

Mark Grantham (Canadian), February on June Street, Halifax, 2015, Acrylic on canvas

[despazito]

[focsle]

My fav whaling logbook phenomenon is when their keeper opts NOT to use whale stamps and instead hand-draws very ornate whales to indicate when he sees them, but then as time goes on the whales get progressively shittier looking because that’s too much work. I know how it feels to get locked into an artistic bit later regretted, man.

[focsle]

E.g.

[ID: Detailed drawing of a sperm whale with shading, eyes, and a spout]

[ID: Wobblier drawing of a whale with no shading and no detailed features]

[ID: The vague blurry notion of a whale]

[sisterreisaid]

Maybe he kept encountering shittier whales

[unspeakablearchives]

[sludgebitch]

many of the horny posts on here are written as if the author knows of sex more as a theoretical framework than an act one can actually perform

[effemimaniac]

what's not theoretical is how I made your mum's bed frame work last night

[sludgebitch]

thank you for fixing her bed frame up. i was worried she wouldn't have a place to sleep since it stopped working. load off my mind. now i can finally spare the time to have sex with your mother

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[starjasmines]

you are not even engaging in the deep meanings of Toys youre just playing because it's fun.