Unfortunately, I Exist

Call me Clover, (She/They) Adult Asexual/Aromantic/Agender

[animatedtext]

requested by unfashionably-late 

[capn-rattlebones]

I'm scheduling this for 9:39 pm, 6/6/2026. It is currently 9:42 pm, 6/3/2024. Lets see if I'm still on this site when it posts!

[cloverpseudonym]

You're still here!

Congrats(?)

[songsomi]

Don't move, Claire Redfield.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t like raw apples but I like them cooked so I’ve experimented a bit. I learned that in medieval Europe people used to put apples in like pottage and soup and whatnot so I tried putting them in soup and they’re pretty good. They make the soup slightly sweet. I basically chop them up in little pieces and sweat them like an onion. Pretty good in chicken soup.

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[lemonomelette]

Unstoppable force meets immovable object

[livsmessydoodles]

the girls are fighting!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[capn-rattlebones]

@fan-of-lizzers

[self-loving-vampire]

It's a known thing for USAmericans on this site to assume their experiences are universal, but there is also a mirror trend where people assume some behavior is uniquely USAmerican when it absolutely isn't.

The whole thing where some men yearn for a socially-acceptable excuse to kill someone is far from exclusive to the US, for example.

[self-loving-vampire]

It's not even a gendered thing either. My mother wanted death squads to do this on a large scale.

[wizardarchetypes]

today i died at sea

[a-sad-punk]

Thank you for tagging me @hiddenintheyard!

Five songs I've had on repeat:

1. Throw Yourself to the Sword by Die Spitz

2. New World Order by Discharge

3. Electric Eye by Judas Priest

4. Long Way Back From Hell by Danzig

5. D.N.R. by Testament

I'm tagging: @furlongs @futuredaysbycan @ride-the-hammett @rannkotongue and @songbirds-sweet - only if you feel like it of course!

[ride-the-hammett]

Thanks for the tag @a-sad-punk 😁😁

Cut- Black Veil Brides

Crazy Babies- Ozzy Osbourne

Fixxxer- Metallica

Let It Go- Def Leppard

Wheels On Fire-L.A. Guns

Tagging @boy-oneder @rottingbite @vancruejovi @hungercityhellhound @simpforsimon @only-a-heartbeat-away @rhythm-catsandweed @rocknrollflames @elliotts-personal-property @iggysinfamouspoolhalland @5000voltsthroughme @luminousrat and whoever wants to do it

[simpforsimon]

Thanks for tagging me @ride-the-hammett ❤️

My current five on repeat

1. Dying to Love - Bad Omens

2. Rotten - Set It Off

3. Holy Water - The Funeral Portrait and Five Finger Death Punch

4. Walls Come Down (acoustic version) - Seether

5. Trials - Starset

Tagging @5000voltsthroughme @billlyramone @angelius-ir1des @radccoonwitch @spiritenhaven @sleepyykal @vicvamp @ventinovelune @zvalj @ametoaleta @whatthefuck1200 @krakencran

[ventinovelune]

Thanks for the tag @simpforsimon

1) afterglow-Taylor Swift

2)Hallowed be thy Name - Iron Maiden

3)Atlas, Rise! - Metallica

4)Welcome Home (Sanitarium) -Metallica

5) Down Bad -Taylor Swift

Tagging : @letangsmiddleearth @june-eeeee @venus-in-furs-nostalgia @metalmaidenn @metallicames

[june-eeeee]

Thanks for tagging me @ventinovelune

1. The unforgiven Ⅱ - Metallica

2. Tuesday's gone - Metallica

3. Off to the races - Lana Del Rey

4. Kickstart my heart - Motley Crue

5. Virus - Heavenly

Tagging: @l0wjaymzslyric @kromatose @zvalj @angelius-ir1des @tsukutsukuboshi05 @mjlxxxdaily @theoutlawwtorn @ch3rrypieee @rxi-pop @m1sf1tzz Anyone who wants to do it🥰

[tsukutsukuboshi05]

THANKS FOR THE TAG!! @june-eeeee

1. Start It Up - Farewell

2. Older Now - madfolk

3. Fade to Black - Metallica

4. No Promise of Rescue - Tonight We Sleep

5. Man in the Box - Alice in Chains

Tagging: @utenote @angelius-ir1des @femboypatrickbateman @booplushie @b1zkiteat3r @metallicames

If anyone wanna :D

[femboypatrickbateman]

1. Deep cover- Sun Araw

2. Savage Dominance- Midnight

3. Knights- Crystal Castles

4. Sister fucker pt.1 - Eyehategod

5. Cold Blooded- DJ Sacred

@aleksiarattlehead @bassyperson @pantiesniffrr @idontgottatellyoucrap @th3-ex0rc1st

[bassyperson]

1. Malibu - Hole

2. The Killing Road - Megadeth

3. (Anesthesia)--Pulling Teeth - Metallica

4. Foreclosure Of A Dream - Megadeth

5. Dig Up Her Bones - Misfits

TAGS: @realmustaine @m1sf1tzz @angelius-ir1des @krakencran @scottyxxdoesntknow @cry0spheree @xxmetallidethxx and anyone who wants to!!

[necromantier-angelripper]

Thanks for the tag!

1. sorrow - kekht arakh

2.until it sleeps - metallica

3: Torture chamber -upvampin

4: feurertanz -totenstille

5: amazonia -gojira

@axlthetwink87 @idontgottatellyoucrap @deftism @logicalistlee @pantiesniffrr @papahetluvr (open tags)

[axlthetwink87]

Thamkuu mootie :33

Owner of a lonely heart - Yes

Save a prayer - Duran Duran

Drive my car - The Beatles

Honky tonk women - The Rolling Stones

She's a rainbow - The Rolling Stones

@undead-vamp @thatonebisexualgunner @thereisnomilkk @idontgottatellyoucrap and open tags from there cause i have bad memory !

[thereisnomilkk]

Thaaaankssss

1. Jestem z miasta - elektryczne gitary

2. Urocze krocze - cypis (kill me bruh)

3. Baphomet's call - behexen

4. Lilium - the opening if elfen lied

5. Idk 💔

@macabre13darling and open tagz !!

[macabre13darling]

hiiii babeeeee

Megalomaniac KMFDM

2. Yellow Submarine The Beatles

3. Helena My Chemical Romance

4. Fear Of Dying Jack Off Jill

5. Volcano Girls Veruca Salt

@veilandvapour @corrodedcrow

open tags cuz idk who to tag

[corrodedcrow]

YAYYY ME

1. Fight Em Till You Cant by Anthrax

2. Ronnie Rising Medley by Metallica

3. .... Meant To Be Yours from Heathers....

4. Sir Lord Acid Wolfman by Rob Zombie

5. Lachryma by Ghost

@weezebyrger-the-wizard @mysteriouswolf @jacksonfromithaca @stxrscrapped @garlicbreadmustdie @notlikeotherwarlocks + anyone else :3

[mysteriouswolf]

OOO YIPPE

1. Lefty by Giant Waste Of Man

2. AMPM by Giant Waste Of Man

3. Seventeen Ain't So Sweet by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

4. False Pretense by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

5. Fatal Deluxe by L.S. Dunes

tags!! @geodetojoy @royallygray @emmaestrella @izoexa @x-whatever-you-want @t4tgempearl @artemiswithoutarrows @creechurrr @periwinklepaint + anyone else!!

[artemiswithoutarrows]

oo fun!!

the five songs ive had on repeat recently have been

1. golden age by rin penrose

2. wouldnt you like from epic the musical

3. night at the opera

4. arabella by arctic monkeys

5. someone new by hozier

tags!! @lesbianhouseplant @centimeter-tries-to-communicate @ya-boi-alex @absyn-th @raven-mcbain-monkeymouse @super-sleepy-sloth + whoever wants to do it!!!

[absyn-th]

thanks for tagging me!

the five songs i've had on repeat recently have been

1. GODDAMNITALL by the wonder years

2. ingydar by adrianne lenker

3. MAGFEST by femtanyl

4. kronos by keaton henson

5. violet by L.S. dunes

fellow L.S. dunes enjoyer @mysteriouswolf ヾ(>ω<)

tags if you wanna: @manjaro-official @that-one-multifandom-chick @sapphiccicada @infinity-on-hiii @reverse-strawberry-milk @cloverpseudonym + anybody else

[cloverpseudonym]

oo I've never been tagged in one of these before!

Bubblegum Bitch - Marina and the Diamonds

Beggin - Madcon

Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance

Zombie - Bad Wolves

Wine Red - The Hush Sound

Tags! @snailswordswords, @capn-rattlebones (i dont have many mutuals lol)

[missmollyetc]

Everybody who wears The One Ring in LOTR starts to refer to it as ‘My Precious,’ and Tolkien’s right that is super creepy, but what I really love is that everybody does it, which says to me that this super powerful scary evil sentient ring has a favorite pet name and just, like, will not respond to anything else.

[swilmarillion]

Hey uhh @piyo-13 you cant hide brilliance like these in the tags

[piyo-13]

look i’m just saying, even as educated as frodo is, would he really KNOW the true name of sauron? like shit, of any of the elves left in middle earth by the time the events of LotR actually happen, only círdan and galadriel are old enough to remember that sauron existed in valinor (not counting old sindarin/avari elves because iirc sauron was never called mairon on the shores of ara [except possibly by melkor wink wonk]), let alone what his name was. so to everyone in ME, he’s always been sauron, and there’s no connection to “precious” in any linguistic sense… but mairon remembers.

[swilmarillion]

no you’re a hundred percent right!! no one would know, and it wouldn’t make sense to anyone except maybe Gandalf, but that shredded little piece of sauron’s souls remembers

[marithlizard]

Oh, wow.   

[scarletjedi]

this is why i love lotr fandom. this right here

[shaelit]

so what you’re saying is there’s a tiny piece of sauron’s soul tucked smug into the Ring just going around introducing itself as “i’m babey”

[tuulikki]

This post has justified every second of every minute, hour, and collective day I have ever spent on Tumblr. It was all worth it for this.

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[dailyhistoryposts]

On This Day In History

May 28th, 2016: The gorilla Harambe is shot to death at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden.

[kushblazer666]

[redstonedust]

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

[luxiomahariel]

shoutout to fat nonbinary people

everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad