Shea

23. In love with plants and science. "An amalgamation of semi-coherent thoughts strung together in a semi-logical fashion."

[hungwy]

comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[funkyness]

he can't drink that. he has a mask on. he did it for the aesthetic and the aesthetic only. king.

[infinityonhighvevo]

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

[newtonpermetersquare]

I remember when I had them all memorized

[diarygirls]

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

[hanamakis]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

the very last second made it, tbh

[polkadot-cookie]

[tiktokstowatch]

[thedivisionbell1994]

[hungry-skeleton]

[llatimeria]

(source)

[llatimeria]

i’d like to point out that when i made this post, all of these comments were at the top, but now if you look at the thread they’ve been replaced by completely different comments 

so please, for the love of god, look at the source link this thread is a neverending source of entertainment. people have added so much fucking shit since i made this

[greenandhazy]

I was proctoring an exam for a student today while reading these, and I had to stop because I got to this one and almost fucking died

[curlicuecal]

these are making my day

[curlicuecal]

Okay, this one’s killing me:

[thebabbagepatch]

These ones got me:

[pbandjesse]

Ooohhh noo I can’t breathe and there are literal tears streaming down my face

[cricketcat9]

Have a very, VERY good laugh people

[borgevino]

this post is missing the BEST ONE:

[tikkety-tok]

That ain't a baby. That's ice cube 😂

[abortionado]

MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day

FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store

[tiktokmuseum]

read 📖 between 📖 the 📖 lines

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

This slaps

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

[scarecade]

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

[scarecade]

you know what understandable have a good day

[deadbeatmaker]

hannibal lecter does the typical “are you a danger to yourself or others?” therapist thing but if they say yes he’s like nice.

[cephalophor]

“are you a danger to yourself or others?“

“no”

“would you like to be”

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[theevenprime]

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Hes right

[balamist]

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[morbidmuch]

@destinyspoon​

[itszonez]

Damn 👀

[hotfinalgirl-archive-deactivate]

YALL

[thefitfulfire]

GEAUX Tiger!

[2007-08-17]

[keyblack-hl]

@scienced​