An Ode to Autumn

[cozyautumnspices]

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[fallingliketheseautumnleaves]

it’s almost time 🎃

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[sennydreadful]

it’s time

[leavesandpumpkinspices]

Fall is the coziest season, I can’t wait! 🍂

[catchymemes]

[bunjywunjy]

Do you know any cursed pumpkin facts?. I love pumpkins

growing Giant Pumpkins is an intense and highly competitive practice as growers produce larger and larger pumpkins every year and enter them in various competitions.

the largest pumpkins currently top a ton in weight, and seeds from these prize-winning goliaths can sell for hundreds of dollars apiece proving there is indeed such a thing as a Pedigree Pumpkin.

[draconym]

Did you know that in Oregon there is a boat race where the boats are pumpkins? It’s called the Giant Pumpkin Regatta and it looks like this:

[sheepscot]

Damariscotta Maine also has a pumpkin regatta, most are like the picture above where paddles are the propelling force but a special section has engines attached to the pumpkins

the pumpkinfest also gives out giant pumpkin seeds (for free!) for people to grow. During the festival you can see the racers construct their boats

[shutyourmoustache]

You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.

[synebluetoo]

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

[alex51324]

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

[ignescent]

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

[scifigrl47]

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

[jayska-nxl]

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

[rowsdower-saves-us]

Walk in the Dark - Catherine Kruta, Hannah Blosser, Bethany Wagner

A Walk in the Dark is an exploration of the darker side of life. From true crime to hauntings, to the tragedies of history and modern times, Hannah, Beth, and Catherine explore the dark side with their own brand of curiosity and humor. Email: [email protected] Theme song by Paul Kruta Artwork by Stephanie Jackson. You can find more of her work at eclecticmuses on Instagram and redbubble

I MADE A PODCAST.

[eurynomephoenix18]

Visit Original Link

[diligar]

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

[plant-royalty]

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

[mttgwen]

IT’S TIME

[nbtoaster]

IT IS TIME

[doc-coyote]

[coelasquid]

I’m okay with Halloween starting now.

[writersrelief-deactivated202404]

“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.”

—

F. Scott Fitzgerald

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[pusheen]

[groovypumpkin]

[horrorandhalloween]

by Laure S

[anxietyproblem]

Dear OCTOBER, please play nice.

[noahparaduck]

SPOOKY TIME

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[im-gay-and-panicking-deactivate]

ITS ALMOST SPOOKY SEASON

[thenatsdorf]

Checking out his best moves in the mirror.

[jakeperalta]

autumn in stars hollow through the years