*Soft Gay Violins*

Cyn/26/any pronouns/ 🐌🌙

[hellallamerican]

its thursday! reblog this post if you dont want to feel this way forever!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

due to woke theyre now calling it five pregnant guys burgers and fries

[greyerwardens]

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

[respirdal]

[rationales]

[enchantedbook]

'Bats' by Edward Gorey

[yud-yudilin]

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[rogersandclarke]

religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

[cannabutch]

the cinematography….

[bafahy]

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[dragonofeternal]

Bob is made by Japanese artist Ahnitol! He holds pens! He comes in many colors!

[icarusesdickarus]

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

[chilewithcarnage]

Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

[daneelsolivaw]

they should make a followup commercial where the bog spiders are selling the juice

[thememedaddy]

[mynowherenothing]

When carrie bradshaw said your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

[lyrebirb-deactivated20260429]

When dostoevsky said maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with

[malenjoyer]

hug from big blue

[malenjoyer]

They really seemed to like this one on other platforms..

[everyday-cutephoto]